god level spoof

In front of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, and in the eyes of his ministers and the world, the Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is holy and cannot be profaned, was kissed by a young man. This was an unimaginable scene.

Li Ye pulled away at the first touch and did not kiss deeply. His smile revealed a touch of divine brilliance.

"If you go to the west to learn the scriptures, I will do it for you."

He spoke to Taizong and Xuanzang, put Xuanzang's cassock on himself, held Xuanzang's tin staff in his hand, and strode away.

Guanyin didn't wake up until this moment, stared at her beautiful eyes and asked: "What on earth are you going to do?"

"I told you to go get scriptures." Li Ye glanced at her and walked away into the distance as if there was no one around.

"..." Guanyin's face turned crimson, she was panting, her chest was jumping, she was very angry.

Oh my god, are there such people in the world?

He unreasonably took away his first kiss, snatched Xuanzang's cassock and tin staff without any blush, and volunteered to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

Guanyin bit her pink lips and felt the urge to spurt blood.

No matter how you put it, you are also a person who seeks and guides people through Buddhist scriptures. If you want to learn from Buddhist scriptures, don’t you need my permission?

"No!" Guanyin was angry for a moment and stood in front of Li Ye without knowing what she could do.

She hummed in her mouth: "I didn't ask you to go to the West to obtain scriptures, so please don't get involved."

"Alas, what about suffering? It doesn't matter whoever goes to seek scriptures." Li Ye sighed softly, his eyes full of helplessness.

Guanyin's jade-like face showed an alluring luster, and she said fiercely: "I just don't want you to go, and I also ask you to return the cassock and tin staff to the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi."

"Well, you forced me..." Li Ye shook his head again, hugged Guanyin again, lowered his head and kissed the soft and fragrant lips.

This time, Li Ye did not let Guanyin go easily, biting Guanyin's pink lips and not letting go.

After Guanyin was lost for a moment, she was filled with shame and anger. Buddha's light burst out from her body, revealing a terrifying coercion. At the same time, she twisted her body, trying to break away from Li Ye's control.

But how could she do it? Li Ye's strength surpassed hers by an unknown amount, and he couldn't shake it at all.

Just when Guanyin was wronged and ashamed, Li Ye finally let go.

"Wow, your lip is bleeding, is it okay?" Li Ye looked surprised, with a worried expression and tone.

Guanyin was so ashamed and angry that she didn't dare to say anything more for fear that she would be kissed by Li Ye again.

She has always been synonymous with Buddha, a holy Bodhisattva known to the world, and the embodiment of beauty and compassion.

But today was an exception. She was forced to kiss twice by a man, and her lips were bitten by him. It was really unbelievable.

But no matter what, Guanyin still accepted the reality and understood that the guy in front of him was a god-level scoundrel.

She didn't want to get entangled with Li Ye anymore, so when she saw Li Ye let go of her, she immediately drove away on the lotus platform. Of course, Guanyin's face didn't look very good, and the arrogance in her heart was not gone, and she was grinding her teeth continuously.

Li Ye did not stop him and allowed Guanyin to leave, then walked towards the west.

His supernatural power was so great that he reached the foot of Five Elements Mountain in one step.

This time, Li Ye has decided to play the role of Tang Monk, so his merits will naturally be fulfilled.

So according to the order, first is to recruit disciples!

Li Ye stepped into the formation and saw the monkey for the second time.

It seemed to be waiting for him. When it saw him coming, it immediately shouted: "I believe you are no longer the Tathagata. If you can let me out, I will be rewarded generously."

Obviously, the monkey no longer wants to stay in the Five Elements Mountain. He lives in darkness every day and gradually forgets all the good memories. This is really cruel and a kind of torture.

After thinking about everything yesterday, Monkey carefully determined that Li Ye's identity was not Tathagata.

Monkeys are born stone monkeys, and their spiritual sense is extremely sharp.

Because he had been suppressed all the time, he was very angry, so he was naturally not very polite to Li Ye when he met him for the first time.

When the monkey calmed down, he realized that he seemed to have made a mistake.

Now, after seeing Li Ye again, the monkey observed carefully and no longer hesitated, hoping that Li Ye could save him.

Li Ye looked calm and said: "Little monkey, I have already said that you want to be my disciple, haven't you considered this issue yet? Give me an answer first."

"Does it mean that if I want to be your disciple, you will let me out?" Monkey was silent for a while and asked.

"Yes, there is no such thing as a free lunch." Li Ye nodded, making no secret of it.

The monkey's eyes kept rolling and he said: "What skills do you have? You can be my master. You have to convince me no matter what."

"Haha..." Li Ye laughed, feeling that this monkey was really interesting.

He stretched out a finger and looked at the monkey, with a carefree smile on his face.

Monkey was depressed: "You won't make any bets with me like Tathagata with your palms and fingers..."

"No!" Li Ye shook his head and said with a smile: "One of my fingers can pierce through the thirty-third heaven. Even the true saint will be killed like ants with one finger of mine."

The monkey was startled and said: "You are bragging."

Li Ye was not angry, he just smiled and said nothing.

"Hmm~ I don't believe it..." the monkey muttered, and then said: "If you can overwhelm the Tathagata with one finger, I will agree to be your disciple."

"Are you speaking in public?"

“Realer than real gold!”

"Okay!" Li Ye nodded in agreement. One of his fingers instantly penetrated the void, as if traveling a hundred thousand miles, and at the same time turned into a giant pillar, directly crushing the void.

Under the terrifying pressure, the Five Elements Mountain was overturned, and the monkey suddenly escaped from its body.

It did not run away, but looked at Li Ye's finger in shock. It was like an immortal spear, ignoring time and space, exuding eternal divinity and power, piercing through layers of void.

In the end, the finger turned into a giant pillar and pressed directly against a Buddhist temple.

This Buddhist temple is magnificent, grand and lofty.

The corners of Li Ye's mouth curled up slightly, and he murmured in his heart: "It is indeed a Buddhist holy place. I just destroyed it yesterday, and it has been restored to its original state today."

This Buddhist temple is naturally the Great Leiyin Temple. Under Li Ye's fingers, this magnificent Buddhist holy land exudes a strong golden brilliance. It turns out that the Buddhist Supreme Formation within it is working together to obtain defense.

But the next moment, this finger wiped out countless top Buddhist formations, turning the entire Great Thunder Sound Temple into ruins, and the entire terrain sank hundreds of miles directly.

This scene is simply appalling, and the monkey is terrified. What kind of magical power is this?

They were so far apart that they could suppress the entire Great Leiyin Temple with just one finger.

Among the ruins, Tathagata rushed out with blood overflowing from his mouth and a gray-headed face. His face was extremely ugly and even more sad. Some Bodhisattvas and Arhats climbed up one after another, all of them looking ashen.

Avalokitesvara was coming on the lotus platform. At this moment, she was shocked to see the Great Leiyin Temple collapsed. She was puzzled: "Who can it be?"

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