god level spoof

The Great Thunder Sound Temple suffered a disaster and was crushed by a giant pillar falling from the sky. The Tathagata was seriously injured, and the Bodhisattvas and Arhats also suffered.

No one would have thought that the person who took action was Li Ye, the 'Tang Monk' who wanted to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West.

This has to be said to be a huge irony.

The monkey was convinced this time. He was not afraid of heaven or earth. He was unruly and unruly, but he kept his promise!

"Master!" The monkey bowed his head and bowed, his face was like looking at an idol's little hanging silk, and his eyes showed the ultimate admiration.

Li Ye felt good about himself, and the chick on his shoulder refused to be lonely and said: "Little monkey, Big Brother likes women and flat people. You first go and rob a few women and tie up a few immortals. Only then can you be qualified to be Big Brother's disciple."

"

When the monkey heard this, he admired Li Ye even more. He felt that this chick was not simple, so he believed it.

He immediately set up a somersault cloud and said cheerfully: "Master, just wait, I will go and snatch all the daughters of the Jade Emperor, and tie up that old boy from Taibai Jinxing and beat him up."

Li Ye stretched out his hand and pulled the monkey off, and said with shame: "Forget it, I have no interest at all in the Jade Emperor's daughter and Taibai Jinxing."

"Brother's vision is so high. Do you know that how could he take a fancy to trash like Seven Fairies and Taibai Jinxing?" Little Chicken was afraid that the world would not be in chaos, so he hummed: "Go kill the Jade Emperor."

Mom snatches it back and beats up the Jade Emperor’s father.”

"..." Monkey was stunned and looked at Xiaoji and Li Ye stupidly.

"Chicken!" Li Ye glared at Chicken. This guy really acted like a heinous pervert.

"Master, I must do something for you before I can be qualified to be your disciple." Monkey has a very stubborn character.

He insisted that Li Ye give him a task, and he would only acknowledge him after completing it.

Li Ye had no choice but to say: "I want to have a big meal."

Hearing this, the monkey touched his chin and said, "I'm going to kill some dragons, roast some phoenixes, and catch some unicorns..."

"Forget it." Li Ye quickly stopped him. After all, these are legendary totems and auspicious beasts.

Seeing that the monkey was still pestering him, Li Ye smiled and said: "Disciple, let's have a fight?"

The monkey shrank his head, but he still agreed.

How dare it be careless when facing Li Ye? It immediately drew out its golden cudgel.

"ha--"

The monkey didn't say anything and just hit him with a stick. It was not pedantic and knew that it couldn't beat Li Ye, so it attacked first and struck first.

However, the stick had no effect. Li Ye suddenly dodged away, and a huge crater appeared on the spot with a "bang" and a burst of smoke and dust filled the air.

The monkey, whose mouth was full of dust, did not dare to be careless at all, and his golden eyes kept shining.

But immediately, he felt a strong wind blowing through the cracked gold stone, causing his skin to ache.

Before the monkey could react, Li Ye's hands grabbed his shoulders. After sliding down, his arms had been tied up by Li Ye. Li Ye exerted a little force, and the monkey bared his teeth in pain.

The stick also fell to the ground with a clang.

one move!

With just one move, the monkey was defeated so miserably that he even gave up his weapon.

But the monkey is aggressive by nature, and after being let go by Li Ye, he immediately asked to fight Li Ye again.

Li Ye said nothing and killed the monkey again instantly.

The third time, the monkey came again, and Li Ye still killed him instantly.

…

When the monkey challenged Li Ye for the nth time, Li Ye felt a little depressed.

"Hehe..." Li Ye's smile was very peaceful and sunny, but it gave the monkey a very violent and cold feeling.

The monkey was not stupid and immediately waved his hand and said: "Master is also tired. Let's fight again tomorrow."

"No!" Li Ye shook his head.

He smiled and said: "I will teach you well today."

Li Ye was merciless this time and kept greeting the monkey's copper skin and iron bones. His fists were extremely powerful. After one punch, the monkey's body spasmed and he coughed up blood in pain.

"Master, be gentle." The monkey howled in pain, unable to fight back.

His sternum was broken by Li Ye's punch, and a punch mark appeared. The horrified monkey became frightened and wanted to dodge.

But where can he hide? Li Ye's speed is extremely fast, and every punch vibrates tiny cracks in space. And you can imagine how miserable the monkey who was hit is.

In just a few minutes, the monkey felt as if he had been baptized by eighteen levels of hell, and his whole body was beaten to the point where he looked like a monkey.

Although the monkey has boundless magical power and vast supernatural powers, after being caught by Li Ye, he was unable to use any of his magical powers and was beaten violently.

This is not a bet with Tathagata, flipping palms or something like that, but a real head-on confrontation, and it is obvious that Li Ye always has a smile on his lips, which shows that Li Ye is completely playing.

Seeing Li Ye's smile, the monkey's face turned green and his scalp felt numb for a while.

Subconsciously, the monkey had a desire to avoid him. He couldn't beat him no matter what, so he disappeared in front of Li Ye.

The monkey turned several somersaults and traveled hundreds of thousands of miles.

Seeing the monkey running away, Li Ye didn't take any further action. He just taught his disciple a small lesson.

After thinking about it, Li Ye decided to go find Bai Longma.

After all, he is Tang Monk. After looking for the monkey, he should naturally look for the white dragon horse.

The identity of this white dragon horse is not low to say the least. He is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea - the prince of the Dragon Clan. He has a distinguished life experience.

But there is no way, this is the Journey to the West era, this poor Dragon Prince violated the rules of heaven by burning the pearl rewarded by the Jade Emperor, and was saved from death until Guanyin came forward - to put it bluntly, in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, this dignified Dragon Prince

, no different from animals. Maybe this so-called 'capital crime' is to be eaten at a peach festival after death.

After his death, the Dragon Prince was demoted to Snake Pan Mountain to wait for Tang Seng to obtain Buddhist scriptures. He took Tang Monk to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Finally, he achieved enlightenment and was promoted to the Eightfold Heavenly Dragon Guangli Bodhisattva.

"After being upgraded to a Bodhisattva, I wonder if this dragon will be killed. After all, dragon meat is a main dish for gods and Buddhas." Li Zhiyi slandered.

He came to a dangerous stream in one step, surrounded by dark clouds, and a dragon rushed out wildly. It was a hundred feet long and looked quite powerful.

Li Ye didn't say anything. His palm grew bigger and he pinched the dragon in his fingers. He said, "I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty. He will be my transportation tool from now on."

"..." Bai Longma was speechless. What else could he do? He wanted to attack Longma, but he was immediately controlled by someone's fingers.

"Haha, let's go find Zhu Bajie next." Li Ye laughed. He thought Bajie was the most interesting guy in Journey to the West.

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