god level spoof

After subduing the white dragon horse, Li Ye, wearing shackles and holding a tin staff, sat on the back of the white dragon horse, looking like a top-notch Tang monk.

The next journey is of course to Gaolaozhuang.

On the way, the monkey finally came back, but what Li Ye didn't expect was that Guanyin also came.

She was sitting on the lotus platform, holy and beautiful, but her jade face showed timidity. It was obvious that she was not here to encourage Li Ye to learn scriptures from the west, but to call for punishment.

Li Ye had some free time and said with a smile: "Miaoshan, we have already kissed. Is it time to take the next step?"

The monkey's eyes suddenly straightened up, and he secretly gave Li Ye a thumbs up.

Guanyin tried her best to calm down and said: "If you really want to go to the West to learn scriptures, then you shouldn't bully your apprentice. Look at Wukong being beaten half to death by you. Is there any master like you who does this?"

"..." The corners of Li Ye's mouth twitched, and he felt that Guanyin was doing it for the monkeys, and it was too protective of his shortcomings.

Could it be that she thought she was deliberately trying to kill the monkey?

Li Ye's figure suddenly appeared on the lotus platform, grabbed Guanyin's little hand, and said: "I am very touched. I didn't expect you to care about my disciple so much. Don't worry, I will not bully Wukong in the future."

"You, you..." Guanyin's face turned crimson, her eyes flickered, and finally she fiercely pulled out her little hand and said expressionlessly: "If you really want to learn the scriptures, I will still come to help you."

Then, she rode up the lotus platform and disappeared in the blink of an eye, but no matter how you looked at it, she looked like she had fled.

The monkey stepped forward and congratulated: "Master is really a god. You can handle a woman like Guanyin. I really admire you."

"Haha, really?" Li Ye laughed, looking at the monkey with a strange look in his eyes.

For no reason, the monkey felt something bad and said: "Master, there is Brother Chicken, I will pick some fruits first."

After saying that, the monkey was about to run away, but Li Ye caught him and said with a grin: "In the following days, I will teach you well. As my eldest disciple, you are so weak and too weak."

It’s outrageous.”

The monkey's legs were weak and he said: "Master, let me pick a few fruits first..."

"Wow~" Li Ye waved his hand, and a pile of spiritual fruits were piled on the ground. These spiritual fruits had an attractive fruity fragrance and different colors, and they were all of the highest quality.

He took one, took a bite, and said, "These are the best spiritual fruits. You should also eat a few."

The monkey had no excuse, so he sat down obediently, took one and started to eat it. After eating one, he immediately felt a stream of clear water flowing through his limbs. It was a kind of baptism, which made him feel so good that he kept convulsing.

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At the same time, he felt that his whole body was full of strength, and this feeling made him extremely excited.

The monkey ate a few without saying anything. He immediately felt as if his body was being burned, so he didn't dare to eat anymore.

The white dragon horse on the side was very honest. After Li Ye threw it a piece of fruit, it ate it and lay down there obediently.

Li Ye, on the other hand, ate one after another as if nothing had happened, and he ate hundreds of them in the blink of an eye. His expression kept changing, and he was obviously enjoying the deliciousness of the fruit. The power contained in the fruit did not seem to have any effect on him.

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The same goes for the chicken. It didn't change. It just kept pecking with its small beak, but the speed was super fast. It pecked one fruit in one second, and ate hundreds of them in a while. Then it burped and said:

"To maintain a slim figure, just eat three-quarters full."

"Plop--" The monkey couldn't stand still and fell to the ground.

Pervert, monster!

The monkey commented on his master and the chicken. The energy contained in these fruits was astonishing. He ate the Nine Turns Golden Pill and ate several gourds back then, but nothing happened. He didn't expect to eat so many.

I can't bear the fruit.

Speaking of which, the origin of these fruits is really not trivial. They were the last Chaos Demon God before Li Ye opened up the world, that is, the big tree. The fruits it produced when it returned to light and bloomed. The level of this big tree is not comparable to

Why is the innate spiritual root low? It is probably only slightly inferior to Chaos Qinglian.

This big tree is the ancestor of thousands of trees. There are thousands of kinds of fruits on it, and the taste of each fruit is different, which makes Li Ye extremely enjoyable to eat.

After the monkey ate a few, his whole body felt like it was on fire. After a while, the stamina of the fruit came out, and the monkey felt as if it had been steamed, and his whole body was red as if he was about to drip blood.

"Wow--" the monkey screamed in pain, his eyes looking wild.

Li Ye saw it and said: "Disciple, now, let me unlock the power contained in the fruit for you."

"Thank you, Master." The monkey was ecstatic.

But then, the monkey's nightmare came again.

Li Ye used the most direct method and punched the monkey. The monkey's sternum was immediately broken and deep pits appeared. The monkey almost fainted from the pain, but he also felt a sense of relief.

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Punch after punch, Li Ye hit harder and harder, and the monkey was beaten black and blue in a short time.

The medicinal power of the fruit was released, and the monkey's strength increased a lot, and his body's strength was also extremely amazing, but in front of Li Ye's fist, it was no different than paper.

"Master, that's enough, it's done." The monkey shouted quickly, wailing.

Li Ye seemed to be addicted to beatings, and turned a deaf ear. He continued to punch into the flesh, and blood continued to spurt from the monkey's mouth. He once again wanted to escape, and a terrible guess arose in his heart: "Could it be that his master is a sadist?"

The frightened monkey dodged again and again, but it was still difficult to escape. Li Ye's speed was frightening. In just a few minutes, the monkey entered the 18th level of hell for the second time and was beaten into a puddle of monkeys.

Shaped meat paste.

Finally, the monkey set up the somersault cloud again, and several somersaults covered hundreds of thousands of miles.

Li Ye let the monkey go again and did not pursue it.

After about a few minutes, the monkey did not come, but a woman came, it was Guanyin.

It was very interesting that Guanyin came for the monkey. Seeing that the monkey was almost no longer like a monkey, she hurriedly came to see Li Ye again. Her pretty face showed helplessness: "Didn't you say you won't beat Wukong? How can you beat him?"

It’s like this.”

Li Ye stepped forward, took a fruit, put it to Guanyin's lips, and said, "Miao Shan, you have come all the way here, eat a fruit first to moisten your throat."

"..." Guanyin couldn't help it, and she didn't want to compete with Li Ye, so she had to take a bite.

"Hey, how does it taste?" Li Ye asked.

"Not bad." Guanyin replied.

Li Ye naturally hugged Guanyin's slender waist, with a distant look in his eyes: "Guanyin, this child Wukong should be well educated. We can't spoil him. Are you right?"

At this moment, the two looked very much like a couple, with Li Ye playing the role of a strict father.

"You..." Guanyin's body trembled slightly, with extreme shyness and surprise in her beautiful eyes: "...know about Wukong's life experience?"

"Huh?" Li Ye was stunned for a moment. He just made a joke. Could it be...

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