God of Life

Chapter 516: The Weirdest Dog Food in History

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No matter how much everyone guessed, they never expected that the first thing Wang Shen did when he opened his blog was to spread dog food.

Crazy, all crazy.

Liu Li, who was doing the final rehearsal before going on stage in the theater, had just decided on a moving line and was about to take a sip of water when the senior sisters rushed up screaming.

"Liu Li, Liu Li, check Weibo!"

"Your boyfriend shows his love in public, and the official announces his feelings!"

"Wooooow, I'm so excited, look at it, look at it!"

"what?"

Liu Li took the phone in a daze, sat down on the spot, and read the blog post.

After reading word by word, the corners of his mouth slowly opened and curled up, but tears welled up in his big eyes.

"Oh, little Liuli, why are you crying?"

"That's right, Wang Yan is so romantic. If it were me, I would at least perform a 360-degree somersault with splits for you before I fainted from laughing..."

"Look at the comments, you are crazy, tsk tsk, now, you are the happiest and most hated girl in China!"

Indeed, there was screaming and crying in the comment area.

"Ahhhhh! Husband, Kajima!"

"No! I don't believe it!"

"Illusion, everything is an illusion..."

"Who is that, I'll count to three, let go of my male god immediately!"

The little girls who refused to accept the reality screamed, probably not trying to redeem anything, but simply venting.

Others started to play tricks.

"That's right, it's time for you to know...my nickname is Thirty Thousand!"

"I am forty thousand!"

"I'm Erbing!"

"Go away upstairs,

The evidence is here! "

The little girl posted half a photo of her ID card on her Weibo, and the number of likes, comments and retweets instantly exceeded a thousand—oh my! It turns out that there are people with the surname San and Wan!

Many comments began to write the same sentence:

"Son, what do your parents think?"

Zhen Sanwan himself is very proud: "I used to have deep doubts about my life experience, but now, everything has the answer... My father has already paved the way for me to be a princess!"

"puff!"

Laughing and spouting, and then the little girl crazily increased her fans, and she was very happy.

Afterwards, the nympho began to split.

"The male god is so handsome and romantic, my God, I'm drunk like a dog!"

"Too sweet? Woohoo, this is the worst dog food I've ever eaten!"

"From today onwards, I'll be obsessed with Wang San's CP, you little bitches, stop thinking about my male god!"

"Hey! What the hell is Wang San CP?!"

"Wang Shen is really awesome, I don't even know how to describe it, he is too decisive, too boyfriend-like, and too domineering CEO..."

"God Wang, thank you for appearing, because of you, I began to believe in the existence of God."

"Simply sweetened my young girl's heart, when will someone say this to me? Woohoo, I feel so pitiful..."

"Upstairs, looking at your selfie, I think there must be more than one person who has confessed to you, but they are not as handsome, humorous, generous, rich, rich, and wealthy..."

"Seconded!"

"I'd like to call God Wang the number one romantic, the God who teases God!"

The female users are overwhelmingly taking the opportunity to carnival, most of them are immersed in the emotions on the surface of the text.

Male users who are not fans are more shocked and shocked.

"Damn... is this person?"

"The moment I saw the hypothesis, I had a hunch, but I never thought that Wang Shen could use such an inhuman way to launch a counterattack..."

"God-like Young Master Wang, brothers, let me kneel first to pay respects!"

"Wait a minute, can someone explain it to me? Why can't I understand?"

"Assumptions, fantasies, the existence of God... The key words are all on your face, don't you understand?"

"Uh... does it matter?"

"Western economics is a discipline based on several basic assumptions, and those assumptions are the cornerstone of all subsequent theories."

"Yes, the first core assumption: everyone is an economic man."

"What is an economic man?"

"It's just like Wang Shen said! Everyone has insatiable desires, and at the same time is absolutely rational, pursuing the maximization of individual interests."

"What's the point of being tired of feet? I'm not tired of feet, I'm a foot fetish..."

"Insatiable = greedy and never satisfied."

"so?"

"Utopian theology! Now there are so many economical gods, isn't it because of Wang God's evaluation?!"

Some of the melon-eaters who finally came to their senses were completely shocked when they looked back at Wang Yan's "confession".

"Damn! Isn't that awesome?!"

"It's confirmed, Wang Shen's brain and mine are not the same structure..."

"I just took CP for a long time, it's so sweet, you tell me it's a shot?!"

"Girl, firing a cannon doesn't affect your dog food, the two are one."

"Niubi is here for Niubi!"

"Thank you for showing up, because of you, I began to believe in the existence of gods—the word god is so frankly relevant!"

"This should be the strongest love story of the year, beautiful girlfriends, female fans, shameless economists, melon-eating people like me... Wang Shenniu beep!!!!"

In the overwhelming Wang Shenniu beep, the topic of confession began to hit the top of the hot search again.

Then at a certain moment when everyone was shouting, reposting, and replying frantically...

With a click, Weibo crashed.

At the same time, He Miaomiao's mentality also collapsed.

This princess has been worrying about you for four or five days, checking Weibo every day, wanting to spend money to hire a sailor, but that's it? !

It happened to be the first day of school, and Fang Qingwan was chatting with her precious daughter about her parents' family affairs when she saw that Weibo post at the same time.

"Tsk tsk, this child has such a good relationship with her girlfriend..."

Parents who really know how to communicate will never say anything like "that kid is not good enough for you". It is the most wrong way to dissuade someone who belittles a daughter's favorite.

Who hasn't been young and rebellious?

The more belittled, the more troublesome.

Just like Fang Qingwan, cutting flesh with soft knives is the most debilitating.

He Miaomiao's mouth shrunk, and a layer of mist instantly covered her big eyes.

She really didn't want to cry, but the grievance in her heart just couldn't bear it.

As a truly proud girl of heaven, watching the dog she likes confess in such a sensational way in public—to be more specific, confessing to her love rival in public is the biggest setback she has experienced since growing up.

If the mother is not there, the eldest lady will probably cry bitterly.

However, the situation was just the opposite. He Miaomiao's stubbornness was aroused immediately, she gritted her teeth to hold back her tears, and typed a blessing.

【She can't be your final destination, wait and see! 】

The ID of Fruit Princess is a little popular on Weibo, and it was quickly popular.

However, no one was sure if Wang Yan would see it, and when he would see it.

...

Huaqingyuan, Bauhinia Apartment.

Duanmu Chuge came out of the shower, changed his clothes, and prepared to go out.

Today is the weekend, and Wang Yibo organized a small-scale party for the second generation of Mining Province.

Prince Wang's father, Wang Yubao, has officially taken over the position of the group's eldest brother. Today's Wang Yibo is already the number one son of Gujiao in theory.

Even though Duanmu Chuge didn't need to fear or curry favor with Wang Yibo, but it was the first time he had a game, and it was a normal social gathering, so there was no reason not to give face.

As soon as he put on his coat, suddenly, the little A who was sleeping with him screamed.

"Oh my God! God Wang is so romantic!"

Huh? !

What is Wang Yan doing again?

Duanmu Chuge's movements suddenly paused, and before he could react, another girl in the same bed, Xiao B, immediately pounced on him.

"What's the situation? Is there any excitement?"

Little C looked at the book without moving, but still interjected: "Can you be a little reserved like a Huaqing school bully? Are you as plausible as a star-chasing little girl every day?"

"Cut! Huaqing girls don't get married?"

"I'm concerned about the debates in the economics world, not the body of a greedy male god..."

Little C curled her lips: "You two are so embarrassing. Look at Chu Ge, how aloof, a goddess should have such a heart!"

Duanmu Chuge immediately nodded coldly with his chin raised.

Then, he turned and hurried out of the bedroom door.

Little A asked from behind: "Hey, Chu Ge, are you going out?"

Just pretend not to hear.

I'm sorry sister, I feel itchy, I'm in a hurry!

It wasn't her brother Duanmu Qinwu who came to pick her up, but Wang Yibo—he happened to be studying in a graduate school, so the distance was very close.

"Hello, Brother Wang!"

As soon as Duanmu Chuge got into the car, he simply said hello, immediately took out his mobile phone, and eagerly opened Weibo.

"Sister, what are you doing in such a hurry?" Wang Yibo asked with a smile.

"Wang Yan seems to have responded. I'm quite curious, let's have a look." Duanmu Chuge didn't even look up.

A look of surprise flashed in Wang Yibo's eyes, and he immediately patted the younger brother who was about to drive, signaling not to worry, and then took out his phone.

"That's something to see, Mr. Wang has been too embarrassing for us recently..."

A group of people over there were waiting for the protagonist to start the banquet, but Wang Gongzi was not in a hurry at all, and he and Chu Ge lowered their heads and swiped Weibo.

a long time……

"Fuck!"

Wang Yibo sighed, dumbfounded.

Duanmu Chuge bit his lower lip lightly, with an uncertain expression.

When the party started, everyone gathered together, chatted and ate and drank for a while, and after a while, the topic turned to Wang Yan again.

"Hey, brothers and sisters, have you heard about Young Master Wang?"

"Wang Shao is really popular recently, no celebrity is as popular as Wang Shao."

"It's a pity that Wang Shao is not in the imperial capital, so he can't come..."

As soon as he heard Wang Yan's name, Duanmu Chuge immediately looked at He Meng subconsciously, and He Meng also raised his eyes and smiled at her.

Little bitch, what kind of high profile are you putting on with me?

He has a girlfriend, it's official!

In fact, Duanmu Chuge was quite upset, not that he really liked Wang Yan to such an extent that he couldn't help himself - it wasn't me who only hated the scenery.

Especially when they talk about thirty thousand.

"That girl named Thirty Thousand is Wang Shao's girlfriend in Diwu, right? Has any of you seen it?"

"Looks like Qin Wu and Yinyin's classmate?"

Turning his eyes in unison, Duanmu Qinwu's face twitched, and his heart collapsed.

"Eh... I'm not very familiar with..."

After subconsciously getting rid of it, she looked at Li Yunyin nervously.

Naturally, Li Yunyin wouldn't expose him, she smiled and nodded: "It's my class, her real name is Liu Li, she's a very soft and cute girl."

Although she has never been a friend and has the unpleasantness of being "cheated" by her prospective boyfriend, Li Yunyin's atmosphere is fully revealed at this moment.

Another girl at the same table enviously said: "What do you mean reaching the sky in one step? That girl is it."

"That's right! Young Master Wang is so outstanding in every aspect, I seriously doubt that Liu Li is not good enough for Young Master Wang!"

"That's the male god of the whole people, the master who can break the wrist with Wang Siming, if you really want to be serious, how many girls can be worthy of it?"

"Mengmeng can definitely do it!"

He Meng hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't talk about me, Wang Yan is dedicated and responsible, and he has a good relationship."

The words are beautiful, but anyone who is familiar with He Meng can find that she is not in a high mood.

It's not just her, none of the three flowers in Xiaoju are in a high mood.

Wang Yibo is the most sensitive and tactful, the first to notice.

Normally, he must have changed the topic quietly, but today he was talking about sexual orgasm in a strange way.

"When I saw Wang Yan for the first time, I even thought he was a little follower who came to eat and drink with the big head, but what happened? A real dragon curled up and basked in the sun...

Now that the flying dragon is in the sky, it feels sudden when I first hear it, but when I think about it carefully, it seems like it should be like this.

People who are awesome will always be awesome, and they can't hide it.

I don't know what you think, but I am honored anyway.

We are not trying to support Mr. Wang, the key is to really make us proud!

Chatting with classmates and friends in the past two days, when people heard that I knew Wang Shao, they immediately stood up in awe, gave a thumbs up and said, "You guys are so horny!"

Come on, brothers and sisters, let's have a drink for Wang Shao!

When he comes to the imperial capital again, I will be responsible for inviting him out, and everyone will gather again, and let's listen to Wang Shao personally explain the ins and outs! "

"Good!"

"cheers!"

Everyone agreed with a bang, with great interest.

Although he was not very familiar with him, Wang Yan, who had made such a big scene, seemed to be the spokesperson of the second generation of Gujiao.

The idea of ​​climbing up lingers in everyone's mind.

Even Wang Yibo, the first son with pure blood, is no exception.

In terms of money and power, Wang Yan is still not top-notch, and everyone knows it well.

However, you don't need to be the richest or most powerful to be the thigh, you just need to be convincing.

Now, from top to bottom, the second-generation Gujiao circle, which thinks highly of itself, is convinced.

...

"Yaoyao, do you have a photo of your sister-in-law?"

The little fairy He Xiaolu poked Zhang Yao quietly and asked angrily.

Zhang Yao rolled her eyes fiercely: "Don't call me sister-in-law! I don't recognize it!"

Xiaolu was overjoyed, and put his arms around Zhang Yao's neck: "Good sister! I knew you would love me! When I become your sister-in-law..."

"Hey hey!"

Zhang Yao pulled He Xiaolu away in disgust, and sneered.

"Don't think about beautiful things! I don't recognize Wanggou, I don't have that kind of brother!"

"what?!"

The deer beeped in bewilderment.

At this time, the New Year is not far away, and Yaoyao is still not calm——

For the New Year's Eve, Wang Yanzhi asked people to give out red envelopes for half the night, and then agreed to give 10,000 lucky money, and then sold Zhang Yao to her mother...

Is it a human thing? !

After understanding the crux, Xiao Lu decisively took out his small wallet: "Isn't it just pocket money? Buy whatever you want to eat, my sister-in-law has covered it!"

Zhang Yao patted her forehead and sighed straight away: "Psychopathic! How could you be fascinated by him? So the dog..."

Xiao Lu immediately withdrew his wallet and turned his face instantly: "You are not allowed to insult my idol! Believe it or not, I am in a hurry with you?"

Zhang Yao was going crazy, and asked frantically, "What do you like about him?"

The little fairy's expression immediately became serious, only her eyes were bulingbulingly shining.

"You don't understand how grateful I am for your brother's presence, because of your brother, I began to believe in the existence of God."

"puff!"

Zhang Yao really vomited blood.

"Get out! No... Climb for me!"

Pushing away the clingy little deer, he picked up his phone, only to see rows and rows of "Because of you, I began to believe in the existence of God" swiping the screen again. Suddenly, his whole body was in a bad mood.

Wang dog, you big liar!

The big liar Gou Ge found that the situation seemed to be not good.

Just after posting on Weibo, Xiao Gongju went back to the room because of "discomfort".

Na Wu pouted and followed.

Lin Pingzhi never sent any news.

Ms. Chuxin, who would normally communicate in a timely manner, remained silent for 30 minutes.

He Miaomiao didn't close it, but it was even more terrifying - Wang Yan saw her comment.

Followed the past, and found a more frightening thing - Liu Li did not know when she paid attention to her!

It's the claws, and then the little annoying spirit keeps sending harassing messages...

MMP, besieged? !

To be honest, Brother Gou would rather quarrel with someone than deal with this situation.

However, the posted blog posts cannot be recovered, and the influence that is about to explode will not be transferred by anyone's will.

That's right, the downtime of the Weibo server is not considered an explosion. On the morning of the 1st, it really exploded.

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