Golden Fishing Village

When the food and wine are served, of course no one can eat or drink less.

The birthday banquet lasted from 11 o'clock to 2:30. Finally, Ao Fugui and Ao Muyang brought up the big cake, and everyone ate the cake again. This was the end.

After eating and drinking, Ao Muyang was ready to leave. When he saw Ao Qianlai grabbing the cake and still eating it hard, he said: "Uncle Qianlai, come on, you have eaten enough cream today, and the cake is too If you can’t run away, let’s eat later.”

Jin Huizi also said softly: "Yes, and you have been feeling dizzy and chest tight recently. Have you forgotten what the doctor said? Eat less butter and fat meat."

Ao Qianlai wiped the cream on his mouth, and ended up smearing half of his face. He said nonchalantly: "What does it have to do with the fat cream? The doctor also said that the reason why I feel dizzy and chest tight is because my shorts are too high."

Several people around me were wondering: "Where did you go to see a doctor? A quack doctor."

"That's right, what does dizziness and chest tightness have to do with shorts? Doesn't it hurt if the shorts are too high?"

"It also strangles the prostate. For a while, my prostate was uncomfortable because my pants were too tight."

"That's why I never wear underpants. I feel so good all over."

Ao Zhisheng, who also stood up to leave, frowned: "You feel dizzy and have chest tightness, and then the doctor says your shorts are too high? What kind of trick is this?"

"Yeah." Ao Qianlai said, "They took my blood and then said my shorts were too high."

Hearing this, Ao Zhisheng's face darkened: "The doctor said your cholesterol is too high, right?"

The group of people who were eagerly discussing quackery shut up. Ao Qianlai recalled it carefully, and then said hesitantly: "I guess so?"

Ao Muyang was speechless, he wiped his hands and walked out.

Lu Zhizi shouted to him: "Don't leave yet, come back and help me, Xiaoxiao, help me back."

Lu Wuyi was lying on the table sleeping, with snot coming out of his nose. Jiang Caoqi next to him was recording the video, laughing while holding his cell phone.

It is already the end of October and is about to enter November. A cold wave blew from the north two days ago. Lu Wuyi caught a cold after going to sea. His nose has been very runny these two days.

Ao Muyang said: "I'm drunk too, please ask Lao Jiang to help you support Xiaoxiao."

Jiang Caoqi stopped laughing immediately.

Ao Muyang went out quickly. He did drink some wine and wandered around the village trying to sober up.

As a result, when he walked to the end of the village, he saw Ao Xiaojun and several other children. Several children also saw him, and Ao Xiaojun ran away.

Ao Muyang waved his hand, and the general and Wolf Big Wolf rushed to chase him. Ao Xiaojun ran much faster than his father, but he was definitely not as fast as the wolf and dog. He screamed and was knocked to the ground.

"Why are you running away? What bad things have you done again?"

Ao Xiaojun howled: "No, no, I didn't do anything bad."

Ao Muyang looked at him suspiciously and said, "You didn't do anything bad. Why did you run away when you saw me?"

Ao Xiaojun took out a plastic bottle from his pocket and said pitifully: "I'm digging for the ghost, I'm afraid you will see it and take it away."

Inside the mineral water bottle were some insects, about three to four centimeters in length. They seemed to have a carapace on their big heads, wings on their backs, and two hind legs with excellent jumping capabilities like grasshoppers.

This thing is called a ghost in Qiantan Town, and its scientific name is mole cricket or cricket cricket. It is a very common agricultural pest.

Looking at these ferocious-looking mole crickets, Ao Muyang burped and asked: "Why are you grabbing these things? Are you afraid that I will rob them? Am I a Japanese? Do you want to rob everything? Why did I rob this thing?" "

Ao Xiaojun said: "It can be eaten."

Ao Muyang blinked. Indeed, mole crickets are simple agricultural pests in many places. Everyone can kill them, especially farmers who see them and must kill them because they live in farmland and like to burrow underground. It uses its fangs to cut off the roots of crops, and even drags young crop seedlings into holes in the ground to make food and eat them.

But in Hongyang they are also a kind of food. Like grasshoppers, they can be fried and eaten.

At Hongyang Food Stall, fried mole crickets and grilled mole crickets are the main dishes, and the price is the same as grasshoppers. Late autumn and early winter are good times to eat mole crickets, because at this time, mole crickets do not eat and have nothing to eat, and their intestines are very clean.

Ao Muyang looked around. The farmland had just been plowed and the soil was soft. The teenagers took advantage of the afternoon to catch mole crickets when they had nothing to do.

He looked at Ao Xiaomi and others and asked, "Are you also catching ghosts?"

Ao Xiaomi and his party nodded obediently, then hid the bottle behind their backs.

Seeing this, Ao Muyang smiled and said, "Look at you, are you preparing for Uncle Xiaoyang? It's really sad. It's a shame that Uncle Xiaoyang is so good to you."

"No, we made a mistake, and you were the first to complain to us." Ao Xiaomi said.

Ao Muyang said with a sullen face: "This is necessary. If you make a mistake, you must be educated. This is the iron law for the operation of human civilization!"

Then he smiled slightly: "But, Uncle Xiao Yang is still very good to you when you don't make mistakes. Come on, I will take you to find the ghosts. There are more ghosts in my land."

He also planted crops on the land in the village, but it was not used to harvest food, but to feed ground dogs and the like, which were used to feed loaches and eels.

Because of his deliberate breeding, his farmland is especially full of pests, and mole crickets are absolutely indispensable.

He took the teenagers there, and his neighbor Ao Qianying happened to be working on a cultivator, so he gave Ao Qianying two hundred yuan in gas money and asked Ao Qianying to dig up his land together.

Sure enough, a lot of white and tender ground dogs were turned out. Ao Muyang picked up the ground dogs with a bag and went back to feed the fish pond.

In addition, mole crickets also emerged from the ground. The teenagers cheered and wandered around the ground to find mole crickets.

The weather began to get cold, so the afternoon sun was much more precious. It was warm on people and made people sleepy.

Ao Muyang tried to stay awake and didn't sleep. Ao Xiaojun came to rest and asked, "Uncle Xiaoyang, your eyes are red. I think you should go to bed. Why don't you go back to sleep?"

"It's okay, I don't want to sleep. Then go buy me a bottle of coffee." Ao Muyang wanted to take out money, but he found out that he went to a birthday party today and changed into new clothes, so he didn't bring any money.

Seeing this, Ao Xiaojun quickly covered his pockets with a vigilant look.

Ao Muyang rolled his eyes and said, "Can I still steal your money? Here, I'll give you a phone, scan the code to pay."

Ao Xiaojun was very touched and said, "Uncle Xiaoyang, you trust me too much. My parents never dared to give me a phone and let me buy things with it. By the way, what's your password?"

"Small amount payment without password." Ao Muyang smiled. His Alipay does not require password verification if you spend less than 100 yuan a day.

Ao Xiaojun took his phone and left. After a while, he came back with a bag of snacks and drinks in addition to handing him a bottle of coffee.

Ao Muyang sobered up immediately: "Damn, whose money is this?"

"Yours, Uncle Xiaoyang, don't worry, listen to me, there is an event on Alipay today. If you spend more than 20 yuan, you can grab a payment red envelope. The more you talk, the bigger the red envelope." Ao Xiaojun hurriedly explained.

"Then how much did you spend?"

"About 99.9 yuan."

"So precise?! How much did you grab in the red envelope?"

"18 cents!"