Golden Greenery

Homemaker Cote, 35, is a native of Barcelona and a real estate agent by profession. This is a nice way of saying it, but it actually means working in a real estate agency, the kind of agency found on every street in larger cities in China.

Homem is undoubtedly a Barcelona fan, but he is not yet a member. He applied many times but was forced to wait for news by the Barcelona club. Because the Barcelona club does not want to cause trouble for itself, Homer has a history of attacking politicians in public meetings many times. And regardless of faction, it seems just for the sake of fame.

Starting in 2004, Khomei changed his style. In that year's European Cup final, at the end of the match between Portugal and Greece, Homer jumped from the stands of the Stadium of Light in Lisbon, holding Barcelona's scarf in his hand, and rushed towards Barcelona's 'traitor' in front of everyone. ', Portugal captain Figo.

Homer threw the Barcelona scarf hard on Figo's face, but Figo did not dodge or do anything.

From that day on, Khomei became truly famous. Because his name is Catalan, he is usually nicknamed "Jimmy" in English. Therefore, after the "streaking king" Mark Roberts, the football world has another "Jimmy".

Over the years, Jimmy has appeared in various sports competitions, making Luo Xuejuan laugh in the swimming pool in Athens, hating Eto'o in La Liga, making Grandpa and Xiaozhu laugh in the European Cup semi-finals, the French Open men's singles final, Federer was shocked.

At the opening ceremony of last year's World Cup, if it weren't for the agility of the special forces security guards hired by the organizing committee, the Hercules Cup that had just been stabilized by Cannavaro was almost snatched away by Jimmy Bump.

Last August in Hamburg, Germany, Jimmy ran into the St. Pauli home court where a friendly match was being played. He ran with the ball from the center circle and gave Racing Santander's confused goalkeeper a spoon. Fortunately, the spoon flew away, otherwise Rodriguez Tonio would have made a save.

Jimmy came to Camp Nou today.

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0:0 in the first half, Guardiola did not make any substitutions at halftime, nor did Aitor Karanka.

The 38-year-old Karanka is the chief assistant coach of Real Madrid. He was a Real Madrid player, just like the Cendo who was beaten by Detu. Florentino consciously trains former Real Madrid players from the youth team to the first team coaching path, hoping that a Real Madrid Guardiola will emerge from it.

Zidane has made it clear that he will coach Real Madrid's second team next season. He has worked in the youth team for a while, and the team's results are more like his appearance than his skills.

Mourinho was suspended today, and Karanka took on the important task of directing on the spot. Of course, the pre-match arrangements are all Mourinho's, as is the on-field strategy. I don’t know if Mourinho gave Karanka three tips in advance.

The 38-year-old Karanka has retired six years ago. Inzaghi, who is one month older than him, has played 13 games and scored 7 goals in AC Milan this season. Zhuo Yang feels that Jiuye is much younger than Karanka.

In November last year, Jiuye ruptured the anterior cruciate ligament of his left knee and damaged the lateral meniscus in the league. He is still not recovered. Zhuo Yang went to see him after coming back from the Asian Cup. Master Jiu was having a bikini party at home, which was so embarrassing.

Thinking of Master Jiu, Zhuoyang, who was standing outside the center circle waiting for Cristiano Ronaldo and Higuain to kick off, smiled, not a smile, but a grin, like a fool.

His smile didn't matter, it startled Jimmy who ran in from the sideline.

Jimmie is different from the streaking king. He is not naked, but is fully clothed. Jimmy's standard outfit is a red hat, I don't know what it means. Today he was wearing one and holding another in his hand. It was just an ordinary Christmas hat with a sharp point.

The hat on Jimmy's hand was originally meant to be worn by Zhuo Yang, but he was frightened by Zhuo Yang's smile. His eyes were blank and he didn't know where he was staring, his mouth was grinning stupidly, and he was very confused. The competition is about to start, so you are laughing so hard.

Zhuo Yangchu was there, his whole person was not only fantasy, but also infiltrative.

Jimmy didn't dare to go over. He was afraid that Zhuoyang would be crazy and give him a beating or a bite. Chased by hula la security behind him,

Jimmy adjusted his pace and turned towards Ronaldo.

Zhuo Yang stopped laughing. He opened his eyes wide and was ready to see how Ronaldo would respond. Fans are not allowed to be beaten or scolded. We are a family in the stands, but running into the field is really annoying.

Jimmy jumped like a hot wheel and rushed to Ronaldo in a few strides. He raised his hand to put a Santa hat on him. The expressionless Portuguese King just bowed slightly and ducked to avoid the fiery red pointed hat.

If Jimmy tried to pick it up again and put it on again, he would have no chance. The security guards were chasing after him even if they were several pigs. After a few dodges, Jimmy was surrounded and held down. No one cared about the hat on the ground in front of Ronaldo.

Zhuo Yang burst into laughter. "Hey, hey!" He called Ronaldo. "Put it on, it looks very stylish, how festive it is! Hoho~~~"

"Why don't you wear it?" Ronaldo said with a sullen face.

Zhuo Yang smiled even more happily: "Hey, Ronnie, Merikrismax, Ding Goubai~, Ding Goubai~, Ding Goao is crooked..."

Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't have a good sense of humor, and he doesn't dare to fall out casually, so he can only suppress his face and become darker and darker. It actually made Higuain next to him laugh so hard that he couldn't stand up straight.

Zhuo Yang called to Higuain: "Bong, how about you put it on for Ronnie?"

Cristiano Ronaldo stared at Higuain with his eyes widened: How dare you!

The smoker and the couple were laughing while hurriedly waving to Zhuoyang.

The old Higuain had the nickname "Pipe" when he was playing football in his youth. The origin is unknown. The younger Higuain took his father's surname and was called "Little Pipe" since he was a child. Later, no one knew about the old pipe, and the little pipe grew up, so everyone called him "little pipe" or "smoking gun".

In the end, referee Blakely came over and picked up Little Red Riding Hood and threw it off the field, otherwise Cristiano Ronaldo would have to keep watching.

Cristiano Ronaldo is well-informed and doesn't actually take Little Red Riding Hood seriously, but zero shots in the first half made him quite confused. Why are you here today?

In this way, although he knew that Zhuo Yang was not making fun of him, such a light-hearted joke still made him feel uncomfortable and sounded so harsh.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Zhuo Yang came to La Liga at the same time. They have played six games face to face in two years. Today is the seventh game. In the first six games, Barcelona scored 11 goals in six kills of Zhuo Yang, and Ronaldo only scored one. If you were Ronaldo, wouldn't you find the laughter harsh?

Therefore, Cristiano Ronaldo started the second half in a hurry. First, he knocked over Mascherano to gain position, and then jumped because Higuain took the ball from an offside position, causing him to miss a possible shooting opportunity. Anyway, I feel very dry.

In the 50th minute, Puyol was playing blindly in the backcourt, and by some mistake, he brought the ball to Higuain. In order to apologize for the previous goal, Yanqian did not take credit for it, and after a moment of hesitation, he pushed it to Ronaldo.

How could Cristiano Ronaldo have imagined that Yanqiang would be so selfless? He was about to move step by step from the outside to the inside to meet the ball. As soon as he adjusted his center of gravity, Higuain passed the ball. So, being so awkward, he parked the football directly off the field.

Zhuo Yang tried his best to hold back even the slightest bit of laughter.

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