Golden Greenery
Chapter 310 Can’t cum and don’t want to cum
In the 55th minute of the second half, Ronaldo and Higuain made a mistake in cooperation again. Ronaldo passed the ball forward but passed forward, and the football was passed directly to Iniesta.
Real Madrid's formation was pressing forward quickly, but Xiaobai sent a perfect through ball, piercing Real Madrid's midfield and passing through the responsibility fields of Albiol, Carvalho and Arbeloa.
After Zhuo Yang countered offside from the outside of the three players, he went to the same goal as Football. Then according to the old rules, he dodge Casillas at the penalty spot and then knocked on the empty goal. 1:0, Wembley, please be patient, Barcelona is coming.
Karanka replaced Higuain with Adebayor, and the smoke gun went down reluctantly. Nowadays, Real Madrid's forward line is clearly overpopulated, and he does not have an advantage in the competition. Today's performance can be said to be that no one can blame society.
Adebayor shoveled Xiaobu into the air within a minute of coming up. Referee Blakely still only gave him a verbal warning. Zhuoyang buzzed around him for a long time, and it finally worked.
Another minute later, Detu overturned Xiaobu during the scramble, and Blakely took out the yellow card.
Zhuo Yang: "..."
He felt the Belgian did it on purpose, but he had no proof.
Detu's attempt to overthrow Xiao Bu was actually a bit deliberate. He wanted to tell his teammates: Don't give up.
After seven years at Real Madrid, even beating the assistant coach was in vain. Detu has charisma. The first person to respond to him was Ozil. In the 60th minute, Big Eye unexpectedly took a cold shot from a small angle in the penalty area. Although the ball didn't go in, Valdes was shocked into a cold sweat.
This turned out to be Real Madrid's first shot of the game, can you believe it?
Five minutes later, Real Madrid had a second shot, from Adebayor, and it flew away without scaring Valdes. He was not responding to Detu's call. The forward's duty is to score goals, and the prerequisite for scoring is to shoot.
Real Madrid scored on their fourth shot.
Barcelona was a little carried away by the cheers of 100,000 people at Camp Nou. It is understandable that Piao Yipiao can bully his rival this year. But at least don't float when you are carrying the ball!
Harvey dribbled horizontally and avoided Detu's first steal, but failed to pass the ball. He used a fake move to pull the football back and prepared to hit Detu hard, but Detu, who had already seen through his little trick, stretched his foot. Wait there.
So Harvey dodged himself hard.
Detu stabbed him in the eye, and shot a cold arrow from 30 meters away. The football penetrated Valdez's fingers, hit the goalpost, and bounced to Di Maria.
The Argentine winger was not greedy for credit. He swept the ball to the fast-running Marcelo. His big fluffy head made a shovel shot from the line of the small penalty area. The ball finally went in, 1:1.
Cristiano Ronaldo wanted to run over and question Eyan, why he had to shoot but not pass the ball just now? Didn't you see that I was on the wing? I also want to ask Di Maria, why did he pass it to Marcelo? I'm on the wing and you can't see it?
Ronaldo suddenly felt that he was being unreasonable.
A super striker who hasn’t had a shot even after seventy minutes of play.
In fact, there should be the power to be unreasonable. I don't mean to mock Ronaldo by saying this, because there is another super striker on the field who can't hold back his shot for 70 minutes. Boss Mei is very unreasonable.
Cristiano Ronaldo wanted to shoot but had no chance, and Boss Mei didn't shoot even if he had the chance. If he shoots as usual, Barcelona may have defeated Real Madrid at this time, and 1:1 does not exist.
Teammates all noticed something strange about Messi, and even many fans were wondering: What is wrong with Boss Messi today?
The gangster nickname "Boss Mei", through Zhuo Yang's promotion, has now officially become Messi's exclusive nickname, and the media has completely abandoned the unpleasant "flea".
Xiaobai came to care: "Boss Mei, do you have a grudge against Damen today? Why don't you cum?"
"Hey, I don't feel it. I'm afraid that I can't cum well."
"You have to cum only if you don't feel it? After a good ejaculation, won't you feel it?"
"I'll naturally cum when I feel it's in place."
"If you don't feel it, don't you feel it if you exert too much force?"
"I want to wait and cum until the feeling comes."
"You don't cum..."
Zhuo Yang yelled angrily: "You two scoundrels, you are shameless in making such a dirty talk in public!"
Pique said: "Zhuoyang, please ignore them, shoot yours, and keep shooting."
Second Master Dan said: "Young men, if you can't control yourself and shoot without your life, you will regret it when you get older."
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Only Zhuoyang didn't try to figure out why Messi was doing it. It wasn't that he couldn't guess, but he really didn't want to guess.
Dad once said: Don’t try to figure out people’s hearts. It’s boring to figure it out.
As long as you know that Messi is a very good friend and a very outstanding professional player, he should have an unlimited future. He has a father who loves him deeply, and he has nothing to lose at all.
That's all, is it necessary to think about other trivial details?
Therefore, Zhuoyang didn't even think about whether Messi knew about Mei's father's conversation that night, nor did he think about why Messi didn't cum. Anyway, if you don’t want to cum, I will. If you like to pass the ball to me, I will let you like it enough.
In the 84th minute, Keita had replaced Xiaobai, and Afellai also replaced Villa. The two men drilled around in the midfield, and finally Keita gave Messi his best position on the left side of the penalty area.
Here, Boss Mei has scored countless small lobs and almost never missed. This time he really couldn't help but pick, but the target was not the goal behind Casillas, but Zhuo Yang who was completely empty on the other side of the goal.
The football passed Cassie in the colorful curtain of lights and rain. Zhuoyang shook his head on the spot, splashing countless raindrops on the net.
2:1, this is by no means an icing on the cake goal.
With this goal, Zhuo Yang can say sorry to Real Madrid: I'm sorry, I won seven games out of seven in two years, please forgive me for being presumptuous. I am leaving La Liga with my unbeaten record against Real Madrid. If you want revenge, come to me. Always waiting!
With this goal, Barcelona can proudly announce: We are the first team to reach the Champions League final with a complete victory record, and you can start worshiping us.
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In the 90th and 2nd minutes, Guardiola used the last substitution. French defender Abidal, who had just undergone liver tumor resection more than a month ago, replaced Puyol. When he came on the stage, Camp Nou erupted in the loudest cheers.
Abidal only touched the ball once and the game was over. Messi and Ronaldo combined for zero shots in this game. Barcelona eliminated Real Madrid with a total score of 4:1 and entered the 2010-11 Champions League final. The Wembley battle will be Zhuo Yang's last battle in Barcelona's career.
After the whistle blew, Barcelona teammates lifted Abidal high and threw it in the air. Time and time again, Zhuo Yang was also underneath.
Suddenly, Zhuoyang remembered that the Belgian referee Blakely was soft today and did not show a red card. There were only six yellow cards in the game. No one was sent off, which means that Mourinho, who has never lost to Barcelona in 11-on-11 games, lost today.
He twisted his head to look for Mourinho, and after a while he suddenly realized: Damn it, this man was in the hotel today and did not arrive at Camp Nou. The loss was not his fault. Karanka took the blame.
Zhuo Yang feels that Mourinho is not only a thief, but also a god of predictions.
Golden greenery
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