Golden Greenery

The speed of light is 300,000 kilometers per second, and the speed of gossip propagation exceeds the speed of light. When Harry Kane heard the news from Vicarage Road at halftime, he couldn't laugh or cry. He admired Zhuo Yang, the veteran player of the stadium, to the point of reincarnation.

What's going on? Let’s start with the ‘Minion’ Kieron Dyer.

An old friend who has been separated for three years this year, Newcastle's midfielder was a whirlwind. One is very pornographic and the other is very violent, referring to Dyer and ‘Bad Boy’ Bowyer.

Dyer and Ferdinand are the irons in the England national team, Ferdinand and Grandpa Mo are the irons at Manchester United, and Grandpa and Zhuo Yang are the rusts. This is how they become friends.

After missing 2 days due to injury, Dyer's competitive form suffered a serious decline. In the summer of 2007, he was sold to West Ham United by Newcastle United for 8 million pounds. Since then, due to the growing gap in football status and indeed no common interests, Dyer and Zhuoyang have basically stopped contacting each other.

In the next three years, Dyer received West Ham's team's highest weekly salary of 85,000 pounds, but he only played 22 times in three seasons, and never failed to score in a game. It's not because of professional attitude, it's mainly because of injuries. The Hammers spent a lot of money to raise a waste and lost blood.

After his contract expired in the summer of 2010, the 32-year-old Dyer chose to retire. He really had no shame and no enthusiasm to continue playing. In the next few years, he, who was uneducated, spent all the money he had saved in his career. The paper was as clean as if a dog had licked it, and he was as poor as a lamp.

Really unable to survive, Dyer had to put aside his pride and seek help from his old friends. He didn't come to see Zhuo Yang, and the relationship had become estranged after many years of no contact. It was the old captain Alan Shearer who extended a hand of care for the mentally retarded.

After Shearer retired, while working as a poor head coach for a year, he also joined the British broadcaster BBC as a live commentator for the five major leagues. This was obviously a more promising industry for him. In the past ten years, Shearer has achieved perfect cross-border success, and his connections have also crossed circles.

It is better to teach a man to fish than to teach him to fish. With his old face, Shearer introduced Dyer to the BBC earlier this year, who knew nothing but football and porn, and worked as an assistant who followed the matches. He could also be called a trainee reporter, the kind without a certificate.

After all, he is a former star. Dyer's face is still worth some money, so he can continue to live his life. After mustering up the courage to schedule an exclusive BBC interview with Zhuo Yang a month ago, Dyer finally got better and was considered to be in the industry.

Today, with a sign on his chest, Dyer and the BBC's live team came to the Vicarage Road stadium where Manchester City and Watford played.

When leaving the game at midfield, Zhuo Yang asked Dyer: "Just asking, do you also have a filming and interview team at Tottenham?"

"Of course there is,

how? "

"Do me a favor and send a message to your colleagues over there. Send it now."

Dyer held the microphone to Zhuo Yang's mouth like a dog, while Zhuo Yang, who was dripping with sweat, faced the BBC's live camera seriously.

"Harry Kane is a very good young player. I admire him very much. I can see the shadow of Alan Shearer in him." When praising the England striker, no matter what type, just praise him like Shearer. , that’s right, because everyone loves to listen to it.

Zhuoyang said: "We should love and praise young players rather than suppress them."

"Harry Kane deserves to be the top scorer again and I wouldn't be surprised if he overtakes me at the end of this round because he is already very good."

"Harry, come on, I'm optimistic about you. I heard from Big Kil that you scored two in the first half, which is great. Now...how many...oh, 28, only two short of me. Harry, you are really great." Great. I scored a hat-trick in the first half, which is a little test for you."

"If you can score two more in the second half, I will be honored to share the top scorer honor with you. If you can score three more, that will be the best thing and I will congratulate you personally. Come on, Harry."

"I will not play again in the second half. I said that we should support and love young players and do not suppress them. The opportunity is left to Harry Kane and I hope he can succeed. This is a wonderful Premier League season, thank you."

Big Keir kept his word, and the temporary interview footage went to the Kingston Communications Stadium at super-light speed. Kane almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot.

In this old world, he has all the good and bad things, and it is his responsibility to win or lose. Let's not talk about whether I can score three more in the second half. Even if I score three and win the title of top scorer in a row, others will say it was Zhuo Yang who made it happen because they didn't play in the second half.

If you don't succeed, it will be even more shameless. Zhuoyang has already let you go, why not? One mouthful of a 'young player', I'm 24 this year, okay? He is not a little miscellaneous fish who just debuted.

An old gunner is an old gunner, and he was so pretentious that Kane lay on the ground and worshiped him, giving him a 100-point score.

Before the game, Kane really wanted to compete with Zhuoyang. It was exciting to think about competing with such a legendary old fairy. It's gratifying to win, but it's not embarrassing to lose. That's Zhuo Yang!

But Zhuoyang, who was so forced to pretend, became Kane in a dilemma. In the second half, he risked his life to score a goal. He looked so anxious, so he behaved more coolly, and people said that mud can't hold up a wall.

The entire Tottenham team looked at Kane with sympathy, making Kane feel like a retard. Even Uncle Bo shrugged at him and said he was helpless.

Damn it, I might as well imitate him and stop playing in the second half.

But Kane is very unwilling to do it, and he wouldn't be willing to do it if it were anyone else. Suddenly, his intelligence took over and Kane came up with a brilliant idea.

Two more! After scoring two more points and tying with Zhuo Yang, he took the initiative to ask to be dismissed. I told the media after the game that it was out of respect and tribute to the football legend. Such an awesome master, how could I, a young player, have the nerve to take advantage of him, hahaha...

The pussy is the same, just pretend to be different. If we all pretend to be awesome together, I can score at least 95 points for being awesome.

Harry Kane was stunned by his own wit. He walked onto the court again with wisdom and fighting spirit.

.

Zhuoyang was indeed replaced by Jesus at the beginning of the second half. A gentleman does not play tricks.

In the first half, Manchester City 4-0 Watford and Tottenham 3-0 Hull City. The other two games that were more sensitive to the scores were both draws. Liverpool 0:0 Middlesbrough, Chelsea 1:1 Sunderland.

The dust of the three-way battle has settled, but the championship still walks on the razor. Still with the same points, Uncle Zha has two more goal differences than Kong Erluzi.

However, one minute into the second half, the goal difference was no longer needed. Firmino assisted, Wijnaldum scored, and Liverpool scored 1:0 at Anfield.

The news was all real-time, and Kong Er was in a hurry at Stamford Bridge.

It's useless to be anxious. In the 51st and 55th minutes, as if the sewer was open, there was a roar. Liverpool scored twice in a row from Kutoniao and Lallana, turning the score into 3:0. Next, it depends on how Chelsea performs.

There were singing and dancing in the stands of Anfield Stadium, and the KOP couldn't wait to celebrate their first Premier League championship in advance.

The Premier League has never reached the top of the Premier League. The Red Army's last top league championship was in the 8th League. It has been 27 years, enough to last three or four rounds in World War II, but Liverpool has not won the league title, and it looks like a fake giant.

Gerrard once said: I would trade the Champions League trophy for a Premier League title. He was also in the stands at Anfield today, wearing formal attire.

But Conte at Stamford Bridge would not let the story of a season end like this. He replaced the beautiful but busy Costa with the 24-year-old Congolese-Belgian forward Missy Batshuayi.

Who is Batshuayi or North Costa? Never mind. Changing hands is like changing knives, which is a common Feng Shui theory in card courts and golf courses. Thus, the final drama at the end of the season was officially staged.

Who is better, Liverpool or Chelsea?

Who is Zhuo Yang or Chengdong Kanemei?