Golden Greenery

It turns out that Kong Er's sudden attack was so terrifying. Have you ever seen a person's roar drown out the stands of 40,000 people?

The suona walking on the sidelines, the only fleshy voice in the world that can compete with the vuvuzela, is the real-life descendant of Little Dragon Girl, the charterer of Pig Cage Walled City. If Conti went to the Great Wall to guard the beacons, he would not need to light the beacon smoke at all. He would be able to convey the enemy attack back to the capital just by roaring.

They are all bitches who don’t know how to cheer up without scolding them. Under Kong Er's wild comments, Chelsea made an immediate impact on the field. In 10 minutes, Hazard, Xiaofa and the Sabers scored three goals in a row, and it was 4:1 in the blink of an eye.

But it's still not enough. Liverpool is 3:0, and Chelsea is still two goal difference short. As a result, Conte continued to roar, Liverpool also felt the crisis, and Uncle Zha kept shouting for one more goal. At this moment, Uncle Zha and Kong Er were connected heart to heart.

But it seemed to be of no use, and the score did not change even after playing 'Koi' Origi.

However, there will always be a shortage of people who score goals, just like justice is sometimes late, but will not be absent. Harry Kane did this justice and he scored again.

After receiving an assist from Ali in the 72nd minute, Kane scored a wonderful volley in the penalty area. Tottenham is important, Kane's 29th goal is the focus.

To be honest, I got in a little late. Before he scored, Kenyan midfielder Victor Wanyama showed off his power. First, he received Eriksen's cross in a free kick tactic, and scored with a header to make the score 4:0, and then again in Hull City. He passed the ball with his back like a basketball center in the penalty area, assisting Ben Davis to score a long shot to make the score 5:0.

Kane was anxious because he was a little too late. He is someone who wants to learn how to show off from the seniors. If he scores two points in the second half, he will leave. But if the basic conditions for showing off are not completed until around 80 or 90 minutes, the effect of showing off will be greatly reduced at that point.

The whistle sounded before your butt even reached the bench. How dare you say that you should stop just to pay tribute to the legend?

Kane was anxious. He needed to score another goal in the shortest possible time. The shorter the better.

Justice is coming, but there will never be a shortage of people who like to join in the fun. Almost at the same time as Kane scored, Aguero also scored twice at Vicarage Road. Manchester City led Watford 5-0.

What else does it mean? Look at all the eyes in the world, who is still watching whether you score a goal or not? It has no meaning to the game, no meaning to the final round, no meaning to the third place, and it is not related to the top scorer. Akun is full.

But for Aguero himself, this goal is very meaningful, because it is his 20th goal in the Premier League this season, and he finally completed the small goal he set for himself in the second half of the season.

The whole world doesn't care,

But I care about myself.

The media has been hyping Aguero's departure from Manchester City in the summer, but these are just rumors and there is no real news from him or the club. But when he was recuperating from his injury a while ago, Aguero spilled the beans, which brought the matter to a climax again.

The reporter asked him: I heard that you have substantial contact with Manchester United. Is it true?

Akun said: "No, no, no, I will not join Manchester United, nor will I join any Premier League team, because I don't want to be an enemy of Manchester City."

The emotions revealed in the words are not important to reporters. The key is that Aguero himself clearly expressed the message of leaving. This is the first time. Aguero didn't want to be a fishing boat full of sardines, but just because of the half-sentence he accidentally let out, the media chased him like seagulls.

All the major newspapers have analyzed it thoroughly. It seems that every newspaper office has a relative of Aguero as an insider. Some say Akun will return to Atletico Madrid, and Manchester City is talking about trading him for Griezmann. Some say he will go to Real Madrid, and Lafayette has already made an offer of 70 million to Manchester City. He also said that he would go to Paris because the wages there are high and there are many Argentine players.

But the most credible news is that he has decided to go to Barcelona because his best friend Messi is there. Akun will replace the 34-year-old Scar Ribery, and Scar will go to Bayern, which has always missed him, and once again form the old magic wings with the old man Robben. Meanwhile, Manchester City will look to acquire Aubameyang or Kylian Mbappe to replace Aguero.

It is said to be the most believable because it is half true and half false, and there are indeed many elements of truth in it. To say that Boss Mei did not seduce Akun, I am afraid even a dog would not believe this, and it is no secret that Manchester City offered Aubameyang and Mba to pair up, but this has nothing to do with whether Akun will leave. With or without him, Manchester City will still have to stock up on attackers, because we have big plans.

Manchester City officially responded: Aguero is not for sale, he is a very important member of our team.

No serious person believes this. Madibao, Milan, Barcelona, ​​and Real Madrid have all said that Zhuoyang is not for sale, and their tone is really louder than that of Manchester City.

However, one thing the media analysis is correct. From a positional perspective, the one who has the greatest impact on Aguero is not Zhuo Yang, the versatile hunk, but Jesus, who has a very similar style to him.

Aguero is not old yet, but Jesus is younger. If you have to ask a multiple-choice question, the answer is obviously not complicated. Guardiola said: "Aguero and Jesus can completely coexist. Jesus can be on the left and he will also perform well on the left."

That may be true, but there is still a question in the second half of the sentence: If Jesus goes to the left, what about Sane, the favorite player that Guardiola brought from Germany?

Of course, these extremely precise positional relationships need to be calculated, which means that when dealing with European wars or strong teams, it is actually not necessary to be so precise when dealing with weak teams. For example, today's Watford, after Zhuo Yang went down, the trident of Aguero, Jesus, and Sane played very smoothly.

In the 81st minute, Aguero dribbled the ball and rushed down the right side. When he reached the right side of the penalty area, he made a few ups and downs that almost shook Behrami's bones. After looking up at the center, Akun passed the ball into the penalty area.

Jesus danced alone, with the first pick to get rid of Cleverley who was entangled with him, the second pick to get rid of Capoue, the third pick to tease goalkeeper Gomez, and the football flew straight into the net. Holebas desperately jumped back to make a clearance at the goal line, but he only fell into the net with the ball.

Work, with a big victory, brought a happy ending to this mixed season. Zhuoyang, who shot three times and passed one ball in the game, is priceless. Should Aguero, who made two passes and two shots, be a bargain?

Zhuoyang said: I'm done. Manchester City said: I am done. They all pulled up their pants one after another, and it was left to see what Kane and Tottenham were going to do.

Harry Kane is really anxious. If such a perfect show-off plan cannot be implemented, it will be a more regrettable flaw in life than not being the top scorer again.

A thief climbs the wall, a wife encounters a gangster, a child crawls over the edge of a well, and Kane is so anxious that he goes to the house. My forehead is all red from holding it in. Who dares to stop me from scoring goals again, or make me hold it in and blow myself up? Believe it or not, we will die together?

Some people don't believe it.