Golden Greenery

"Stop it, I--! If anyone tries again, don't blame me for being rude."

There was a sound of thunder, and the noisy players tunnel was immediately restrained by a restraining spell, and the crowd of sculptures was bustling.

Manchester City, Manchester United, Old Trafford staff, and the melon-eating crowd all looked nervously at Zhuo Yang, who rushed in with a ferocious look.

Ibrahimovic rushed up with a chair.

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The 48-year-old soft tissue physiotherapist Mark Sertori is not a member of Guardiola's personal team. His personnel relationship is affiliated with Manchester City Club.

Sertori is very skilled in his business, and his massage skills are beyond praise. He is also warm and enthusiastic, and you will never hesitate to ask him for help.

The last time Zhuo's father came to Manchester, he complained of back pain. Sertori went to Cheshire to give him a massage in person, and Zhuo's father praised his skills.

Moreover, Sertori has a particularly strong sense of collective honor. He is more excited than the players when Manchester City wins, and more frustrated than the players when they lose.

But gold is not barefoot, and no man is perfect. Sertori has his own problems. This guy loves to cause trouble and is a troublemaker.

In the first half of April at Stamford Bridge, the time Zhuoyang fell out with Kong Erlunzhi in order to stand up for Guardiola, the reason was that Sertori provoked Chelsea's former physical fitness coach Paul Bertelli and called him "idiot".

Today, Manchester City won their 14th consecutive victory of the season, and it was in an away derby with the same city. Everyone is full of a sense of achievement, and Sertori is also proud.

When leaving the field, the happiness of the Manchester City people was in sharp contrast to the sadness of the Manchester United people. Coupled with several skirmishes before the end of the game, the excitement of the Manchester City people at this time was very deliberate.

The uglier the faces of Manchester United people are, the higher the inner happiness value of Manchester City people. Lu Xun said that human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same. I only think they are noisy.

The Manchester United people endured it, but Manchester City, who were gloating about their misfortune, did not, and it was Sertori who was inciting trouble.

The reason why he is a troublemaker is not only because he likes to stir up troubles, but because he likes to stir up troubles, he especially picks out those who are not easy to mess with. This time, Sertori picked Ibrahimovic.

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Ibrahimovic has been in a bad mood these past few months, not all because of injuries.

After coming to Manchester United last summer, Ibrahimovic performed well. He played 4 times on all fronts and had 10 assists. He made great contributions to the Red Devils' "mini treble" of UEFA Cup, League Cup and Community Shield.

But Ibrahimovic could not find the 'king' feeling at Manchester United that he had in Paris. His 17 Premier League goals were also lost in the competition for the top scorer among Zhuoyang, Kane, Lukaku and Sanchez.

Ibrahimovic doesn't like the Premier League, and he disliked it even more after he strained his thigh in the quarter-round of the UEFA Cup against Anderlecht in the first half of April, resulting in a season-ending injury.

Therefore, as soon as the season ended, he chose to terminate his contract with Manchester United and wanted to return to Paris as a free agent and continue to be the king.

Unexpectedly, after Paris acquired Neymar and Mbappé in the summer, they no longer need him as an old king. Although old friend and assistant director ‘Coffee’ Maxwell tried his best to bring it together, the newly appointed sports director, Portuguese Antero Enrique, still politely rejected Ibrahimovic’s return.

After searching for a wealthy club that was suitable and of his choice, and not wanting to retire elsewhere, Ibrahimovic could only rely on Guardiola's old face.

Re-signed to Manchester United.

Quite boring.

A month ago, Ibrahimovic returned from injury. But Mourinho knows that he will not stay at Manchester United for a long time, and Ibrahimovic also knows that Mourinho knows, so now Manchester United's trident is Lukaku, Martial and Rashford, and Ibrahimovic can only give them three Or put Lingard on the bench.

Three weeks ago, Manchester United, which had already secured first place in the group, challenged Basel in Switzerland in an away game in the fifth round. Ibrahimovic came on as a substitute for Martial in the second half, making him the first player in football history to represent seven different teams. Champions League man.

The seven teams are Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, ​​AC Milan, Paris and Manchester United.

But this is even less interesting. Seven teams, but no Champions League trophy. Ibrahimovic didn't think it was an honor, but a slap in the face.

Ibrahimovic is not a player who is willing to be a substitute. He will still play as the main player even when he is fifty years old. To allow him to endure the humiliation and quietly stay at Manchester United is nothing more than hoping for the Big Ears Cup in the Champions League this season. Ibrahimovic doesn't say it, but this is his biggest desire in his career.

It’s not that I don’t yearn for the World Cup, but I know I can’t.

The matter with the Swedish national team makes Ibrahimovic even more depressed.

The Swedish national football team with him as the core failed to reach South Africa and Brazil, and in 201 Bu announced his withdrawal from the national team. Unexpectedly, Ruifeng without him eliminated Italy in this year's qualifying play-offs and miraculously entered Russia.

Who is missing is embarrassed.

Ibrahimovic wants to play in the World Cup, and he really wants to, but with such a shining figure, he can't add back the spit he spits out, and he can't pray to anyone. Therefore, he reservedly sent a vague message to the Swiss Football Association, with the purpose of allowing the Swiss Football Association to take the initiative to issue an invitation, and then he would "reluctantly" return in compliance with public opinion.

However, nothing happened, and there was no movement from Ruizu, as if he, Ibrahimovic, had never been there.

Ibrahimovic is not stupid, he knows that this is the Swedish national team that rejected his return, just like Paris.

Am I really old and yellow?

Ibrahimovic does not believe in evil, and the more he is dismissed as a rag, the more he will proudly act like a 'God'.

Although God is only a substitute for Manchester United, he is still the biggest star of the Red Devils. In an interview with reporters before the game, Ibrahimovic promised to end Manchester City's winning streak in this game.

"Manchester City can win 13 games in a row because they didn't meet Manchester United and they didn't meet me."

This is not called arrogant talk, because everyone said so before the game. Talking is an integral part of football, and no one took it seriously.

But the result of the game was that Manchester United lost, and Manchester City's winning streak continued. After No. 7 came on the field, he basically had no performance. He didn't have a shot and made two mistakes in four passes.

It’s hard to say it’s a slap in the face, but compared to his pre-match rhetoric, it does look like a joke. It would be quite embarrassing if someone with serious intentions caught on to this.

Mark Sertori is such a caring person.

Sertori and Arteta were happily walking and chatting, and the conversation was very exciting, especially the suffocated black face of the Manchester United man next to him made him even more excited.

Manchester United's face became darker and darker, and Sertori became more and more excited, so he drifted away.

They were all walking in the tunnel, and the person walking shoulder-to-shoulder with Sertori happened to be Ibrahimovic. Sertori was smart and remembered Ibrahimovic's big words before the game.

"Hey, Swede, didn't you brag about your awesomeness before the game? You're not just a fake guy who just talks and doesn't practice."

Not to mention Ibrahimovic, no one would be able to bear it.

He twisted his head and threw the wet towel in his hand on Sertori's face. "Fuck you!"

Sertori is someone who likes to cause trouble but doesn't take it upon himself. He doesn't have the courage to punch anyone in the face with his fist. He's just a mean-spirited person.

Arteta quickly came up to persuade him, walking in front of Ibrahimovic. "Forget it, don't make trouble."

Ibrahimovic shoved Arteta hard with a dark face.

His strength was so great that Arteta and Sertori were pushed together and had their photos posted on the wall.

"Fuck you!"

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