Golden Greenery

"Big gold chain! Try moving it."

Ibrahimovic can scare the whole world, but he can't scare Zhuo Yang.

But Zhuoyang can scare Ibrahimovic.

When they were teammates at Barcelona, ​​the two beat Materazzi and Eto'o side by side in the tunnel at San Siro. From that day on, Ibrahimovic understood that his black belt in Taekwondo was a scumbag in front of Zhuo Yang's boxing and kicking skills.

Ibrahimovic immediately made up his mind. In order to resolve the embarrassment, he held the chair with one hand and tied his hair naturally with the other hand. This time, it adds a bit of dignity.

Veterans know that the world is dangerous, but newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. 20-year-old Axel Tuanzebe shouted: "Hammer!"

‘Bang! ’

Before he finished speaking, he was knocked to the ground by a kick.

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Arteta has a fiery temper, but he and Ibrahimovic failed to get into a fight.

First of all, Ibrahimovic doesn't actually want to fight. Although he is notorious, he advocates showmanship more than the use of force. As I get older, I am not as impulsive as I was a few years ago.

Secondly, there were other people in the tunnel, including Feiniao, Delph, Manchester United captain and first captain Michael Carrick, and some staff. Everyone swarmed up and separated them. Everyone encouraged their own people and then pulled them away.

Arteta is a bit petty, because the slightest grudge with Barcelona in his early years was able to arouse good boy boss Mei to want to beat him at the City Stadium last year.

Arteta was a little angry after being 'bullied' by Ibrahimovic, but he couldn't fight, so Arteta vented his dissatisfaction by celebrating by walking and clapping his hands.

Sertori is even more of a villain who succeeds.

The 'T'-shaped channel parted ways, with Arteta and Sertori on the left already singing and dancing, and Ibrahimovic and Carrick on the right looking grim.

Entering the locker room, their celebration triggered the excitement of everyone who came back first. Ederson, Kompany, Sterling and other happy people started dancing directly.

Excitement is not only contagious, but will also double after infection. Within two minutes, the visiting team's locker room at Old Trafford turned into a noisy stage, and teammates who came back later would quickly join in.

Sertori shouted: "Manchester United is stupid!"

So the stage turned into a rap session again, and everyone sang and danced along with the rhythm: "Manchester City - they are the champions! Manchester United - they are stupid!"

Although the two locker rooms are on the left and right, and the doors are quite far apart, they are not on the same line. But the rooms are not far apart, and there is only a power distribution room with a door that opens to the back.

Although they couldn't hear each other's words, Manchester United could hear every word of such a neat and noisy rap chorus.

Ibrahimovic was still sulking without interest, and Rojo and Vabushe couldn't bear the insult.

"They're so crazy, I'm going to shut them up."

They didn't stop them, and no one really wanted to stop them. Rojo and Vabushe walked out of the locker room and just turned to the top of the 'T'-shaped channel when they saw Mourinho, who was soaked, retreating from the Manchester City locker room. come out.

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Mourinho walked in after the conflict between Ibrahimovic and Sertori.

He was filled with strong dissatisfaction with Pogba and Zhuo Yang's intimacy with Guardiola, and then he heard the cadence of 'Manchester City - is the champion! Manchester United - they are stupid! ’.

Anger arises from the heart, evil comes from the courage. Mourinho dared to poke Vilanova in the eye in full view of the Bernabeu. He has never been a boss who tolerates others taking advantage of him.

Losing, the indifference of his fans, the ridicule of his enemies, several factors combined, an angry Mourinho did not hesitate to rush into the Manchester City locker room alone.

‘Bang! ’

Mourinho kicked open the door and put his hands in his pockets and said sternly: "You lack respect for football."

Winner and loser, the visiting team's locker room was quiet for only a second before collectively bursting into laughter for the losers.

Who didn't have a few thorns in the back? Goalkeeper Anderson said loudly in Portuguese: "Mr. Coach, you lack respect for the winner."

"Look at you, you haven't won a game before. Don't be too proud."

"I'm so proud, you bite me? I've never won a game, just 14 consecutive wins, and you bite me?"

The two people kept bickering between Portuguese and English. Others watched the excitement and made no fuss, making strange noises one after another.

Sertori was in the corner. While he was cheering, he fumbled for a big cup and poured a full cup of water over it when he saw the opportunity.

Mourinho was thrown out of the door with a slap in the face. He was in an extremely embarrassed state and cheers roared from inside.

Luohuo and Wabushe, who just arrived, immediately got angry, rushed in and started scolding.

"Fuck you, who did this!"

They were answered by pouring pots like water-splashing festivals, and bottles of mineral water that came like grenades.

There were more than 20 people in the Manchester City dressing room. How could they withstand it? They could only push Mourinho to the intersection of 'T' in one breath as Mourinho retreated steadily.

Some careless people in Manchester City who were addicted to bullying chased the poor gangsters out of the door, throwing away water and bottles as if they were free of charge.

There was too much movement.

People like Federer, Ederson, and Otamendi rushed to the front, but suddenly there was a gap on the opposite side. Manchester United rushed out after hearing the news, and no one had a water bottle in their hand.

Ibrahimovic didn't move in the dressing room, he felt bored.

The Manchester City people who rushed out were outnumbered, so they twisted their heads and retreated, but their teammates who also heard the noise and rushed out to support blocked the door, and the scene suddenly became chaotic.

As soon as Arteta squeezed out of the door, he was hit on the brow bone by a bottle thrown by an unknown person from the opposite side. It was his bad luck and blood immediately appeared on his face.

Both sides were approaching each other step by step under a hail of bullets. Almost all the bottles on Manchester City's side were thrown away, and even Guardiola's thermos cup was thrown out by someone who didn't know who.

Sertori is not on the front line, he is older. There was no 'hand grenade' to replenish, so he simply picked up a nine-pound plastic milk jug, raised his hands above his head, and threw it from behind the crowd like a sideline ball.

It is said to be milk, but it is not entirely milk. It is a sports supplement drink that is thicker than pure milk but not as thick as yogurt and similar to Nutrition Express.

A section of the stadium's pillar protrudes from the wall of the 'T'-shaped intersection. Behind the pillar is the power distribution room that divides the two locker rooms. Sertori's breast hit the edge of the pillar, and the plastic bottle broke immediately.

Next to the post is Mourinho.

Well, more than eight pounds of Nutrition Express soaked Mourinho from head to toe, and there was basically no waste.

At this time, the leading troops of both sides also had a close encounter, and the athletes started to fight without saying a word.

Fortunately, the place is not spacious, and the cross-section is basically a small three-on-three scene. There is no camaraderie at all. The two national team teammates Rojo and Otamendi are really fierce. It's no wonder that boss Mei can't lead Argentina.

Luke Shaw had just punched Feiniao on the back of the head when he was slapped twice by Gundogan until he was blinded by stars.

Herrera and Delph hugged each other in the crowded crowd, obviously trying to show off their classical wrestling posture. I don’t know what they were thinking.

Lukaku is a fierce man, and he was the one who threw the bottle that made Arteta bloody just now.

In the game just now, Lukaku had two unlucky own-goal assists, and now Lukaku was thinking about how to atone for his mistakes.

He squeezed his way to the front line of the vigorous fight, but before he could shake his fist, Kompany also squeezed in from the opposite side with all his strength.

"Don't cause any fucking trouble!" Lukaku yelled, and Kompany quickly broke up the fight.

Kompany is still very prestigious in the Belgian national team, and has a very good relationship with Lukaku, which makes the little monster unable to do anything.

There are also sensible people on both sides. Kompany, Carrick, Matic, Aguero and others used their strength to break up the fight. Manchester City's fitness coach Buenaventura's old arms and legs were unable to fight. Unable to persuade him, he simply ran outside to call Zhuo Yang and Guardiola.

There was ping-ping-pong-ping outside the house, and Ibrahimovic, who was pretending to be an old monk, suddenly felt so excited. It was a young feeling, the breath of a boy.

The sound of killing outside the door stirred him up, and the violent rising and falling of his chest betrayed him, and Ibrahimovic couldn't hold himself back.

Standing up with a sigh, Ibrahimovic picked up the leather folding chair at the door and rushed out.

At this moment, he found the feeling of a lonely hero, the high spirits of his youth, and the passionate world in his dream.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is like Lu Bu leaping out of Hulao Pass on horseback, and like a tailor master flying out of the tailor shop in the Pig Cage Walled City.

‘Roar~~~’ The tiger came down the mountain.

"The big gold chain, can you try moving it?"

The tiger braked suddenly.

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