Golden Greenery

It's raining in London again, and the misty rain has dimmed the Emirates Stadium and extinguished the enthusiasm here.

Unai Emery stood in the fog with no one to disturb him. Saying goodbye to sunny Paris and coming to dark and humid London, Aimee, who claimed to bring "beautiful football" to Arsenal, felt the deep malice of the Premier League for the first time.

The game is over, and the dazzling score on the screen is 1:7!

According to international practice, the home team Arsenal is in front and the away team Manchester City is in the back.

This is 2018-1. In other words, Amelie's first official game in charge of Arsenal was covered in blood.

Although there are still 18 English second division leagues where they lost 0:8 to Loughborough, and the 2:8 loss to Manchester United on August 28, 2011, which was so tragic and last, the score of 2:7 broke Arsenal's home record. Losing record.

It turns out that the "beautiful football" Amelie said was to let the opponent play beautiful football at the Emirates Stadium. The loyal Arsenal fans were confused.

In August, London’s rainy summer and beautiful winter arrive early.

Manchester City are not human and Zhuo Yang is a beast.

Spanish coach Amelie was born in a football family. It is said that since the beginning of football, their ancestors have been goalkeepers. His father, his father, and he are all goalkeepers.

However, Emery's playing career has been mediocre and he has been on the low-level bench all year round. In 2004, the 33-year-old Emery began coaching.

Zhuoyang's famous 'Battle of Pizjuan' happened right in front of Amelie's eyes. Becoming a famous coach was also in Seville.

In 2013-1, he led Sevilla to achieve three consecutive UEFA Cup titles, almost turning this famous event into the 'Sevilla Cup'.

He was so awesome that he went to Paris.

Paris only has the charisma of Ligue 1, no luck in the Champions League, and no blessings in the UEFA Cup, so this summer Amelie has become the successor to Professor Wenger who has attracted worldwide attention.

Appointed by the professor among thousands of flowers, this is like Kangxi and Yongzheng.

Last season, Manchester City won all the championships they could win except the FA Cup, forcing the Premier League to form a trend of surrounding and suppressing Blue Moon. In the new season, Manchester City has not made any big moves in the transfer market, but everyone in the core team has become one year old again, and the momentum is even more ferocious.

After the World Cup, the British media immediately called on the heroes not to abandon or give up. Weak teams should not be timid before fighting, and strong teams should be brave enough to compete. If Manchester City were allowed to joke about the Premier League, it would be Bayern vs. Bundesliga, Juventus vs. Serie A, PSG vs. Ligue 1. , will be the tragedy of the Premier League.

Watching the excitement is not too big a deal, and seeing the funeral is not too big a deal.

The Premier League is indeed more solid than the other four major leagues. Small teams have no habit of making concessions to maintain their usefulness when facing giant clubs. It is normal to have to show you blood even if they die.

All teams have strengthened their lineups in order to deal with Manchester City's bullying.

Arsenal's signings still have distinct arsenal characteristics. They let go of Tai Ziwei, Calasso and Chambers, recruited winger free veteran Lichtsteiner from Juventus, and introduced number one king Matteo from Lorient for 10 million. ·Guendouzi, 1 scored Greek center back 'Yellow Papa' Papastathopoulos.

The highlight is the 22-year-old Uruguay international midfielder Lucas Torrea from Sampdoria, with a transfer fee of 30 million pounds. The transfer work is not over yet, but ‘the strongest person is already in the team’.

The Community Shield four days ago gave people across the Premier League hope to resist the invincible Manchester City. Although Chelsea lost, they lost with great courage and glory.

Manchester City was actually controlled by Chelsea throughout the game. Regardless of tactics or player status, it should be Chelsea's game according to common sense. Manchester City's victory is just Zhuo Yang's personal courage.

During the pre-season warm-up, the beautiful Arsenal remained unbeaten in five games with 3 wins and 2 draws, including a 5:1 victory over their old club Paris in the Guinness Cup. The first round of the Premier League arrived as scheduled, and Amélie was in high spirits and ready.

Huang Papa and Guendouzi started the game, while Professor Wenger watched the enemy formation in the stands. Famous players such as Meiyayang, Mkhitaryan, Ramsey, Xhaka, Mustafi, Cech, etc., including No. 10, who had been sitting on the bench for a long time, all appeared on the stage.

Guardiola sent out the attacking combination of Akun, Sterling and Sane, Feiniao, Teacher Jing, and the midfield triangle of seat B, with Zhuo Yang, Ding Ding, and Jesus sitting on the bench.

The first half was calm. Sterling received a pass from left-back Mendy in the 14th minute, cut in front of the penalty area and suddenly volleyed, giving Manchester City a 1:0 lead.

One giant step for the maggot, one small step for the game, and in hindsight, the goal was undoubtedly just a splash in the pond.

Appears in the 4th time.

In the third, Zhuo Yang completed a hat trick, including a dead ghost riding.

At this time, Amelie was already in a mess. He successively replaced Ramsey, who was useless in the middle of the midfield, and Xhaka, his captain appointed for the new season, and replaced Torrea and Lacazette in an attempt to save the defeat at home.

In the 20 minutes Zhuo Yang played, Xhaka and Ramsey each fell to the ground 5 times during the confrontation. They were as delicate as a little girl in front of Zhuo Yang. As for Guendouzi, who comes from French Second Division, he has fallen to the ground as many times as these two combined.

There is also an idiot with goldfish eyes, who was beaten to the point of losing his temper.

So after the game, Mia Khalifa, the number one adult actress in the UK, said: Goldfish Eyes and Guendouzi, they get laid down more times in one game than I do in a year.

After another 15 minutes, the score became 7:0. Zhuoyang scored two more goals, including a three-body goal. The remaining one was Mendy's assist to pass back the third kick in the penalty area, and Seat B outflanked and shot.

Unfortunately, Zhuo Yang's several Sky Eye passes were not picked up by his teammates, otherwise the score would have been in double figures.

Chelsea four days ago was really difficult to beat, and they were both BIG and fake. The camera frequently shows Wenger with a livid face in the stands, and occasionally shows Amelie who is overwhelmed.

Zhuo Yang has no friendship with Ameili, but he does have good friendships with Wenger, Mei Yangyang, and Mkhitaryan. After 7:0, looking at the three lost faces, Zhuo Dashu had a good heart and ordered the team to let one go.

On the 8th ball, he scored a sudden shot and the score was fixed at 7:1.

Even so, the brutality of Manchester City and Zhuo Yang shocked the Premier League. Although Arsenal is now firmly sitting in the BIG, it is Arsenal after all. They were cut into pieces as soon as they opened the door. It is so damn scary.

No, we still need to expand our armaments. Manchester City is not the son of a man, Zhuo Yang's child will stop crying.

Not only the Premier League, Ronaldo secretly said to himself: Juventus is really the right thing to do, you are a bitch... Is there any way to survive in the Premier League?

Boss Mei: Whoever goes to the Premier League is a dog.

Second brother: If you love him, send him to the Premier League, because that is heaven; if you hate him, send him to the Premier League, because that is hell.

Scar: Damn it, Chelsea told me to go back. Did I abandon your ancestral grave in Lanqiao?

But there will be no shortage of courageous people in this world. Grandpa Mo and Xiaozhu’s eyes lit up after watching the live broadcast of the game.

The two most famous veterans of the Bundesliga took the blame for Loew after Russia's disastrous defeat this summer. Both of them are also strong men, and they directly announced their retirement from the national team after playing for 15 years.

He has served the three coaches of Voller, Klinsmann and Loew, won the World Cup for Germany in 2014, and shouldered everything in a sudden crisis. What else do you want them to do?

If you want to say that they are too old to play anymore, that's not true. That beast Scar is 35 years old and still killing everyone in the World Cup. Grandpa Mo and Mr. Zhu don't think that they can't handle it at the age of 34. Use the knife.

I'm talking like a teenager. Both Bayern and Dortmund have new coaches and have begun cyclical rejuvenation. After more than ten years of hard work, the two men feel that they can live for themselves.

Mr. Zhu left Madiburg for Bayern in 2004. In the past 14 years, there is absolutely nothing to say about the meritorious captain in the history of Bayern. Bayern is not Real Madrid, and the old captain wanted to go out for a visit in his later years. Naturally, the two sides can get together and get together easily, leaving a good relationship as broad as the Atlantic Ocean in the future.

The same goes for Grandpa Mo, who defected to the Bumblebee and even hated Sir Alex Ferguson. In the following nine years, Dortmund came back from the brink of financial bankruptcy and once again became the Bundesliga duo competing with Bayern. Grandpa Mo can be described as the mainstay of the competition.

After friendly negotiations, Bayern and Dortmund reached an early termination agreement with Grandpa and Xiaozhu, allowing them to sign a generous maximum salary contract for themselves as free agents.

How heavy are these two men? As the news spread, from the five major leagues to the major leagues to East Asia and the Middle East, almost all clubs that could afford the money sent invitations.

Grandpa Mo has been at Manchester United for five years, and the Premier League is the scene he has experienced, so he mainly chooses between Real Madrid, Paris, and Inter Milan. Xiaozhu doesn't care, as long as it is not the Bundesliga. But both of them avoided Juventus and Barcelona because they did not want to get angry with their second brother and Scar.

But a game of Manchester City 7:1 Arsenal made the two men directly give up their principles.

So crazy! Shit is so crazy. The Premier League is full of wimps and they all get out of the way, so I still have to rely on me to deal with him.

Mr. Zhu accepted the hand of fatherly love from Uncle Zha and joined Liverpool to fight alongside Mr. Tu.

Grandpa Mo didn't go, it was enough to join Uncle Zha once in his life, but more would be boring. He also doesn't know Manchester United. Firstly, leaving was a dirty deal, and secondly, he doesn't like Mourinho and his tactics very much.

Arsenal was so miserable and Chelsea didn't even have the Champions League, so Grandpa Mo joined Uncle Bo's Tottenham.

Mr. Zhu said: "I'm just here for Zhuo Yang, you know. A gentleman like me can't be indifferent while watching him bully men and women in the Premier League. I like Liverpool. There are Mr. Klopp and my brother Tu Ye here." , now Zhuo Yang still wants to continue to dominate the Premier League, you have to ask us first if we agree, you know."

Grandpa Mo said: "Zhuoyang is my brother, and I love him as much as I love my son. He is the greatest star in the history of football, which makes me proud like a father. Now I am here just to create something for him. Pressure, after all, pressure will make 'the greatest' more worthy of the name. Look, do I love him very much?"

Zhuo Yang was so happy that he did the splits and played the piano. Xiu Dao said that there would be resistance in the new season, so he knew that things were not that simple. Now Grandpa Mo, Xiaozhu, and Tu Ye are indeed gathered in the Premier League.

Great, the new season won’t be boring.