Golden Greenery

Is Lukaku a center forward? In fact, he is not, this guy is a praise-type winger, his style is very non-mainstream, and he is also very illiterate.

Lu Yuanwai likes to dribble the ball from the wing into the ribs, and his two muddy legs keep pulling the football. You think he will stop himself, but he passes his opponent.

Then he would try to take a shot himself or pass it to a teammate in the middle. After his teammate missed the ball, he would give a thumbs up to show encouragement.

Averaged three thumbs per game.

But he is not good at grabbing points and being strong in the penalty area. In fact, he is not good at anything that a standard center should be good at. Weighing 1 pound, he looks like a mace and is painted black, but his heart is exquisite with a knife.

He loves lateral distance and counterattack space, so Luo's external tactical focus is far behind Everton and Manchester United. He has performed well, scoring many goals and having a strong center forward feel. He himself also plays the role of a 'tractor-type' professional winger. A new height for the altar.

But in today's Manchester United, Lu is no longer popular because he is not decisive enough in shooting. Suo Sheng needs a hammer, he just has a large throwing knife.

Solskjaer's open-and-close tactics are quite retro. They are essentially the same tactics used by Sir Alex Ferguson when he was killing the world in the 1990s. They are slightly more offensive and less defensive, and pay great attention to the use of horizontal space.

Suo Sheng was once the king's substitute in football. As a forward, he shot very efficiently. After becoming a coach, his requirements for forwards were the same as Sir Alex Ferguson, which must be decisive and crisp.

The forward takes the ball and enters 18 meters away from the goal, which is one step outside the penalty area. If there is a gap, he must shoot. Otherwise Sir Alex would turn on the hairdryer. Suo Sheng didn't have such a loudspeaker, but his voice was not quiet either.

Therefore, like Sir Alex Ferguson in the past, Suo Sheng needs Ruud van Nistelrooy, not Lukaku who will not be praised if he does not take two steps to break through the penalty area.

So it makes sense that he has now become Manchester United's dead substitute forward.

Two years ago Everton's Lukaku said: I won't lie to you, I have always had nightmares.

Last week, Lu Yuanwai said: It was my childhood dream to join Serie A.

He also said: "I fell in love with Juventus when I was 13 years old. Before that, my idol was Ronaldo of AC Milan."

When Lukaku was 13 years old, he was punished for the "Calciopoli" and was demoted to Serie B. Before that, Ronaldo "betrayed" Inter Milan and went to Real Madrid, and had never played in A Milan.

One sentence offended the top three in Serie A. Lu Yuanwai is definitely a character.

The one who died earlier than Lu as a substitute was Sanchez. When he was still under Mourinho, he basically stopped playing. Now the soul winger Lukaku can only praise on the bench, and the serious winger Sanchez sneaks away with a towel.

The Red Devils' forward line is full of young players. Lukaku's transfer fee is 85 million, and Sanchez's weekly salary is 500,000. Manchester United spends this money generously.

In today's football joke world, Arsenal is already old and wan. There is a total of jokes, Manchester United has twelve stones, and the rest owes two stones.

Manchester United's starting forwards today are Rashford and Lingard... Well, the Red Devils have eighteen stones.

As a surging star of the England national team, which was fourth in last year's World Cup, La Shifu, Lin Huang and the French horse director now lead Manchester United's forward line.

Sokson said: I am very satisfied with Manchester United's current striker.

Really? I don't hesitate! ——Lu Xin

The Red Devils, standing opposite Manchester City, have not scored in a sports match for nearly 500 minutes. In these 500 minutes, Manchester City's Zhuo Yang scored 15 goals, not including set kicks.

The media said: Lu Yuanwai + Sang Thigh + Master La + Lin Huang + Director Ma = Zhuo Yang - (Solskjaer x Pogba)

Logic aside, The Sun's math is pretty good, but it's extremely insulting.

Pogba, who deliberately missed due to a false injury and caused Manchester United's disastrous defeat in the last round and secretly walked away from Mourinho, got his wish and played on the left side of the three midfielders under Sol Saint. He no longer had to do endless dirty work. Very pleasant.

As for the team's impressive performance in the past month or so, Pogba doesn't think it has much to do with him. There must be a reason for wearing leather trousers over cotton trousers. Alas, who can understand my loneliness among a group of mortals?

The person doing the dirty work in the midfield is Fred, who transferred from Shakhtar last year. He originally thought he would be Manchester United's Magic Flute, but he didn't expect to end up becoming Gattuso. Life is always full of surprises.

Matic is actually more like the Magic Flute, but in the last round when Manchester United lost 0:4 to Everton, his performance disgusted Sohn, so he played the 23-year-old Pereira today.

Andreas Pereira is a Brazilian player born in Belgium. He was recruited by Manchester United from the Eindhoven youth training echelon when he was 11 years old. In the second year of Van Gaal's big circle tactics, he played in the first team for a while, but when Mourinho arrived, he went directly to La Liga on loan and only returned this season.

Pereira is known as "the Red Devils meet a new star once in ten years". In fact, there is nothing outstanding about him, and his ability is just above the food and clothing line.

Suo Sheng did not use him as a surprise player today, but Matic was temporarily disabled, and Uncle Mata looked unreliable. Changing hands was like changing knives, and playing Pereira was basically a metaphysics.

It is not unusual for Pereira to appear in the starting lineup. It is rare for Zhuoyang's old Milan teammate and Italian full-back Dalmian to start.

It has been four years since he came to Manchester United. Except for the first season, Darmian's presence in the Red Devils has been very low. By this time, his presence has basically returned to zero. Anyone who can still remember and recognize him at a glance is the Red Devil's true love.

In this opportunity, if Suo Sheng doesn't make some changes in the defense, he will be paralyzed by the media.

At the end of the year, Chinese people would scan the corners of rice vats and cabinets to eat Laba porridge. Suo Sheng scanned and found Dalmian, so he started.

Lao Gua likes to do things, Uncle Bo doesn't like to do things, but he did it in the last game between Tottenham and Manchester City, and the result was 1:4. Suo Sheng never tried to fix his problems, but for the big bully in the city, he was probably going to die if he didn't fix it, so he just decided to fix it.

What if?

The 5-3-2 is a suspected double wing back, with Darmian on the right and Luke Shaw on the left.

Xiao doesn't have that many jokes, but when Manchester United performs well, the British media calls him the 'English Lizarazu', and when Manchester United wins in a row, they call him the 'New Bale'.

Now, newspapers say Shaw is the fifth of England's top four full-backs.

Walker, Trippier, Rose, Chilwell, Arnold, Ashley Young... In fact, Xiao is not ranked fifth.

Professor Young plays as a right-sided central defender today. He is an attacking left-winger. Suo Sheng’s arrangement is the essence of the whole thing.

The partnership between Smalling and Lindelof is a real teammate. Frankly speaking, even if they paid money to come to Manchester City, I would not take it. Even if only Federico and Walker were left as central defenders, I would definitely not take it.

The worst is Peng Xuebing and Eric Garcia in the upper echelon. Losing is not terrible, but it is boring for teammates to look awkward at each other after playing.

Thinking of how he almost competed with Manchester United for Victor Lindelof in 2017, Guardiola felt ashamed.

So this month, sports director Begiristain whispered: "Manchester United is eyeing Maguire. Should we intercept him? There is no shortage of money."

Lao Gua immediately said: "Never!"

Zhong has not scored in sports matches. In fact, the only reliable person in Manchester United now is De Gea.

God knows how difficult it is for him. He has to defend not only his opponents but also his teammates. Thanks to De Gea's young ability to handle his temper, he can be replaced by a thunderbolt like Kahn, who can strangle all the Manchester United defenders to death and then hang them on the door frame to dry. .

Without De Gea, Manchester United would be in ruins.

The Manchester City derby is about to start. It seems to be a very civilized game because the captains of both sides are professors, Professor Zhuo and Professor Yang.

Their handshake seemed cheap. I don’t know if Mr. Wenger was lurking in the stands at Old Trafford today. If he calls Xiao Bu, the four professors can play mahjong.

Sir Alex didn't come either. He told Zhuo Yang that he had a bad heart.

Zhuo Yang said: Come on, I'll take it easy and kick.

The prince said: Mom, Xipi, get out!

Then he dropped the phone.