Golden Greenery

Big, who is at the bottom, laughs at Manchester United and laughs without even covering his mouth. However, the Red Devils, who have lost recently, are still 10 points ahead of Wolves, who are seventh in the standings.

It is also Manchester City's big this season.

The special attributes of the derby mean that no one on either side can be careless. Guardiola said before the game: Manchester City has only won 10 consecutive league victories and has nothing to be proud of.

Rolling his eyes, he thought Lao Gua was in Versailles.

In fact, Suo Sheng misunderstood. Although it is rare, Lao Gua is really humble. If he wants to be a fan, he will have 27 wins and 3 draws in all 30 games on the 201 fronts to be extraordinary.

The main lineup and Zhuo Yang starting the game shows that Guardiola is not joking.

Lingard is not joking. In fact, Lin is not a joke yet, and he will be next season. So far this season in the Premier League, the double triple score of 3 goals and 3 assists has nothing to do with jokes.

Pogba made a precise long pass from the left side of the midfield to Lin Huang's running ribs. Under Laporte's personal interference, he still made a very imaginative pad shot, but it just missed.

Although Ederson didn't move much while standing, this was also the first shot from both sides in the penalty area. At least Lin Lin dared to shoot, and the shot was decisive. If it were replaced by Lu, he would have to remove it and wipe it out and pass Laporte over again. If it was destroyed, he would then give Pogba a thumbs up.

Pogba never thinks of himself as a joke, although in fact he is. As Manchester United's top scorer and assists leader this season, he believes that he is the only one in the Red Devils who can clink the cup with Zhuo Yang without lowering the rim.

This is indeed true, but it is not because he is the double king of Manchester United. Zhuo Yang just treats him as a little brother.

Zhuoyang loves to invite people to dinner, but in the whole of Manchester, the person who invites Zhuoyang to dinner the most is Pogba.

"Brother, I found an Indian restaurant."

Zhuoyang is not interested.

"The stripper is really stripping off."

This is a bit interesting.

"That girl only has three straps on her body. If you order a bottle of red wine, pull one off. If you order a golden curry, pull one off..."

Who says Indian food is not upscale? Zhuoyang smiled.

"It doesn't matter whether it tastes good or not, Mashiro..."

Sterling, who came over and pricked his ears, was shocked: "What the hell is this even allowed to be said in the starting point?"

If the smart player were placed at Manchester United, he would probably not be liked by Suo Sheng, because his shooting is of the happy type, which is the opposite of the decisiveness required by Suo Sheng.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, if you magnify the great wisdom and magnify it, except for the lack of praise, he is quite similar to Lukaku.

If you stick your butt out and drill blindly in the penalty area, you can always get through. As long as you don't shoot, there is nothing wrong with your cleverness.

In the 11th minute, the smart guy who was sneaking around suddenly hung on Smalling's leg and fell down 100 times more decisively than his shot. The referee Marina was also very decisive and pointed directly at the penalty kick.

The key point is the word "hang", so Smallin is very angry.

He scolded the wise man for being shameless, but he was ignored. He went to protest the flop to the referee, but Marriner ignored him.

In addition to being cute with Brother Zhuo, Pogba is aloof on the court. He frowned and looked down on the smart guy: "Why do you use such a despicable way to make a profit? Where is your conscience?"

"I'm not a German sewer, why should I have a conscience?"

Zhuo Yang, who was quite sympathetic to Smallin, immediately praised Da Congming. The profound and extremely intelligent Raheem Sterling is undoubtedly the IQ leader of Blue Moon.

In order to live up to the wise man's efforts, Zhuo Yang personally pushed the penalty kick in the opposite direction of De Gea, 1:0.

Guardiola is a simple man because his happiness is very simple. He is happy as long as the team scores goals, even if goals are becoming less and less rare for Manchester City.

If there is Ferguson next to him, Lao Melon will definitely restrain himself. If it is Mourinho, he will be more unrestrained.

Now it was Solskjaer, and Lao Gua performed the usual routine and danced the familiar Catalan girl cheerleading on the sidelines. As a result, Solskjaer, who was already Alexander, built a wall in his heart.

You are already so rich in Manchester City, but you still resort to diving to get a penalty kick. How shameless is it?

Really unable to bear the villain's success, Suo Sheng responded with a cold face.

"Fake dog, the whole family will be killed!"

These words had almost no lethality to Guardiola. He didn't see clearly whether it was a flop, and it was very smart to kill the whole family.

"Oh my god, if you say you're going to dive, you're going to dive. Why don't you go up and blow the whistle if you're so capable?"

Suo Sheng: "Gua, you don't have the demeanor of a coach at all."

Lao Gua: "You care about me, I have won 10 consecutive games."

Sohn: "Old Trafford is not a place for you to act wild."

Lao Gua: “I’ve won 10 consecutive games.”

Suo: "Look at your despicable appearance."

Gua: "I have a 10-game winning streak."

Solskjaer felt that he was about to lose, so he became even more angry. He took his hand out of his trouser pocket and pointed at Guardiola's nose and yelled angrily.

"You are just a fucking Spanish ruffian!"

Gua: "Oh shit, you stretch your hand so far to hit someone? Try touching a hair of mine!"

Suo Sheng looked at the bright dome of braised eggs from the Mediterranean in front of him and was completely defeated.

Zhuo Yang didn't think Guaso's scolding was a problem. As long as he didn't use a knife or a gun, even if he did, it was just a part of football. Manchester City players are so accustomed to their coach's trouble-making nature that they are not even interested in joining in the fun.

But Sokson's gaffe affected the Manchester United players. Suo Sheng is quite popular in the locker room. Except for Lukaku, who has gone from hot to cold, everyone else thinks Suo Sheng is quite good.

In recent days, they have been under pressure with Suo, and they have also realized how difficult it is for him. Coupled with the atmosphere of the penalty kick just now, the Manchester United players got a little carried away, so they started playing lumberjack-style, and the shovel won The Manchester City people were stunned.

But this is a double-edged sword. If you shovel Huan, your formation will inevitably be chaotic, and your fighting spirit kick will leave holes behind.

Zhuoyang can you get this advantage for nothing?

Pulling the ball sideways to avoid Pereira's blind stretches, Zhuoyang poked the ball forward and went straight to the bright channel behind him.

Fred didn't even have time to put down the shovel before his legs were shaken by a bicycle at high speed and he could only half kneel on the ground to watch Zhuo Yang.

The small steps made Dalmian think that he was going to change direction to wipe him. He raised his legs, then retracted them and raised them again. Dalmian was as startled as a chicken flapping its wings.

The person who was erased was actually Smalling. He felt that he lowered his waist very quickly, but in Zhuo Yang's eyes, it was purely slow motion.

De Gea was given a fried meatball, which he could eat even if he didn't want to.

The goal was cleared from a small angle, 2:0. This goal was scored without any dispute, and it also made Manchester United lose their temper.

Guardiola did not perform any more exercises. He opened his hands at Suo and shrugged provocatively: I want to keep a low profile, but my strength does not allow it.

Seeing Suo not looking at him at all, Lao Gua started shouting again with emphasis: "Wan, vomit, damn dog, 11 consecutive wins!"

Too cheap!