Guard With a Knife

The visiting team's locker room was full of cheers. This hearty victory made every Knicks player, coaching staff and staff fall into a carnival.

From the court to the locker room, the poor Duke has been thrown into the air at least five times.

Eddie Curry, who seemed to be "dying" for a long time, would always slap his thigh whenever he got excited: Come on, let our Lord Duke swing! Let him feel the beat of rocking in his pickup truck!

Then, frantically throwing Doug into the air.

The Knicks used this method to vent their joyful emotions, and this big victory gave them unparalleled excitement.

As Doug turned and walked to the postgame press conference, Donny Walsh was caught by them. The poor white man initially tried to fit into the carnival sequence of the players, hoping to mingle with the players. But when Stephon Marbury 'maybe intentionally or maybe accidentally' poured a whole bucket of Gatorade over his head, everything changed... His old bones began to be shaken by the players, if Hadn't he kept yelling that he had a heart attack, Eddie Curry would have thrown him too, or slid him across a booze-splattered floor like a human bowling ball.

However, even so, he still couldn't escape the nightmare of being 'tortured' by these stalwart athletes!

Snapped!

"Let us thank Donnie for bringing us great luck." Eddy Curry slapped Downey Walsh's buttocks vigorously: "He is like a hardworking old donkey. Use his wisdom and talent to drive us forward!"

Donnie Walsh couldn't help but smile bitterly. To be honest, he didn't like such metaphors at all.

But... what fine parallels can you expect from a high school graduate? He's doing pretty well without taking out the professional spoken language he's learned from adult forums.

"Hey Donnie, open your mouth. I'll give you a mouth pop!!"

Donnie Walsh looked over in panic, Eddie Curry shook the champagne bottle violently, Walsh tried to escape... bang!

There was a loud bang.

A liquid filled with white foam hits the face... Ah!

When he opened his mouth, he was shot in the mouth.

Poor old Downey was in a mess, and the smell of Gatorade mixed with champagne made him feel ecstatic.

At this time,

Eddie Curry can't wait to find the next "poor guy"... Coach Herb Williams has become the target of pranks.

There was more fun in the Atlanta visiting locker room than a nightclub tonight. The hearty victory allowed them to completely release the joy in their hearts.

Although Donny Walsh realizes that he may be "targeted" by the legacy of Isaiah Thomas, he is not angry because of it, because... winning is the most important thing. Now, the Knicks have reached the top of the Eastern Conference and are about to compete with another opponent for the king's seat. This has created the team's best result since 2000.

As the team president, this is a rich and colorful stroke in the resume.

It may even be the most important season of his career.

He can still afford this harmless joke.

Moreover, before Snoopy arrived, he did not have a good attitude towards people like Eddie Curry, Stephen Marbury, and Quentin Richardson. They were involved in trade rumors from time to time, and Marbury was almost forced to sign a buyout contract by him.

But now, these 'revenge' concealed behind the carnival are actually repairing their relationship to a certain extent.

However, the Duke obviously has no intention of repairing the relationship with Mike Woodson.

When he was sitting at the press conference and the spotlight below flickered for a full two minutes, the first sentence he said was: "My friends from the press, if Mr. Mike Woodson comes to be interviewed later, please help me ask him a question. Question: Is tonight a fair game for him?"

Snoopy has always projected a personable image, and he never seems to engage in a tit-for-tat exchange with anyone on the sidelines... if not LeBron James.

But tonight, his first sentence caused an uproar among the reporters below, and of course it also caused a lot of cheers.

For the media, such "hating people" remarks are the hottest points that can arouse public opinion.

"So, are you mocking the 'fairness' that Coach Mike Woodson said before the game?" A local reporter in Atlanta stood up quickly, with obvious sarcasm.

"Oh, no. Sir, this is not sarcasm." His Excellency the Duke shook his head, then stared at him calmly, opened his lips and said one word: "It's a shame!"

"To be precise, it is to return Mr. Mike Woodson's humiliation to all Knicks players, the NBA, and basketball itself before the game! He must lick back the saliva he sprayed on the ground."

"Anyone with a little common sense knows how bad his words are and how vicious his intentions are. The Knicks have come to this day because of sweat, hard work, unity, perseverance and the courage to win. I know you will Say, we got away with it in the first round because of the opponent's injury. But...why don't you watch Game 1 and Game 3 footage before saying that? We're not yet injured in Mr. Patrick Perkins We weren’t defenseless, we actually had the upper hand at one point. In Game 3, Zach Randolph got injured, which wiped out our advantage in the paint, but we still won.”

"Mike Woodson arbitrarily attributed everything to luck. This is not only disrespectful to the Knicks, but also disrespectful to the Boston Celtics. The Celtics also tried their best in four games. I am for their courage and hard work. Hats off!"

"As for the accusations against the league, there is no reason. Isn't Pachulia's bad behavior enough to suspend him? Isn't Josh Smith's fist coming at the bridge of my nose? I just dodge it. Sent off, Pachulia should at least be banned for life if treated equally!"

"Finally, I can clearly tell Mr. Mike Woodson that if both sides are in full order, the Atlanta Hawks will be resolved within four games!"

"And this is why we can still beat them by a big score even though we lack the inside offensive core and defensive core."

"I hope Mr. Woodson can face up to the gap and stop talking nonsense. It is neither elegant nor manly."

"Finally, if he refuses to accept, he is welcome to challenge next season."

"God bless him for not losing his job this summer."

Duge's tone became firmer every sentence, his condescending attitude and pungent sarcasm made the reporters below go crazy with joy.

Except, of course, for Atlanta local reporters.

In the NBA, it is extremely common for players to attack each other, and it is not uncommon for head coaches to talk in the air. But there are very few humiliating counterattacks like Duge's, which are justified and well-founded.

This is to force Mike Woodson to death!

But looking back, Mike Woodson pushed the Knicks into a "doomed" situation before the game started.

If the final winner tonight is the Atlanta Hawks, maybe he will say something arrogant.

The Atlanta reporter sat down angrily.

The ESPN reporter took the microphone and stood up. He asked a professional question: "We noticed that you made 11 of 17 shots in this game and scored the highest single-game score in the playoffs of your career: 32 points. Among them, you scored 32 points in the fourth quarter. Scored 19 points on 7-for-11 shooting, and many shots were very difficult. My question is, since you have the shooting ability, why didn't you use it in the previous game?"

"Because none of the previous opponents had any special requirements."

Doug shrugged his shoulders, avoiding the seriousness and at the same time hacking Mike Woodson without showing any signs.

Later, the reporter asked about the arrangement of several key tactics in this game, as well as the Knicks' substitution strategy.

Duger answered some questions selectively, while emphasizing that this is within the purview of the head coach. As a team leader, the biggest responsibility is to execute on the court and supervise the operation of tactics. Fortunately, tonight, the teammates are united, The tactical concept of Herb Williams was fully utilized.

These answers are very official, and the reporters also know... This is definitely not Herb Williams' tactical philosophy. But... Now that Snoopy has said that, how can he ask?

Then, a TNT reporter asked Dooger to predict the next round of opponents.

"Nobody knows what's going to happen tomorrow. They all look like they have a chance. But if LeBron James' prediction three days ago is correct, Orlando will have the last laugh."

Doug shrugged. He didn't say anything dead. However, he didn't forget to deliberately stimulate LeBron James and sell him some anxiety by the way.

After all, LeBron James vowed three days ago that this year is very likely to have the tenth team that fell behind 1:3. At that time, the Cavaliers and Knicks were leading 3-1, but James must be talking about... Atlanta.

However, now that the Knicks have successfully advanced, all the pressure fell on the Cleveland Cavaliers at once.

If the Cavaliers were really overturned in the end, it would be really shooting themselves in the foot.

Of course, Doug will definitely stick out two thumbs and say a word to King James: You are really good at predicting things!

Finally... a media reporter working for "Style Weekly" stood up and asked Doug a gossip question: "Mr. Snoopy, around seven o'clock tonight, a very long video began to spread widely on the Internet The uploader claimed that this was a picture he took on Airport Boulevard in New York, and he also said that you were having an indescribable lathe fight with a duchess girl, and there were police officers on duty, please..."

"I don't answer things that have nothing to do with basketball."

Duge got up quickly, and he quickly evacuated.

He didn't want to face this problem.

And when the Duke left quickly, all the other reporters glared at the gossip reporter of "Newsweek" with angry eyes.

"Why did you use such a ridiculous thing to disrupt the normal order of the press conference? Normal people know that the video is ridiculous. Will the New York police put Snoopy on duty? Even if the Queen of England does this kind of thing on the side of the road You won't get this kind of legal aid! What's more...do you think any man can last that long at that frequency? This is basically an advertisement made by a pickup truck company to promote how good their shock absorber system is! "

The ESPN reporter was very angry and left this statement to the gossip paparazzi. He thought he was very unprofessional and had no professionalism at all.

The other reporters also had expressions of sympathy.

At this time, they didn't know that His Excellency the Duke who was hurrying to the backstage was frowning and muttering: Isn't it only in a certain adult forum? How did it get spread all over the Internet? ?

He was a little worried.

When he returned to the locker room, he heard his cell phone ringing and picked it up to have a look.

It was Taylor Swift calling.

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