Guard With a Knife

"Tonight, the Eastern Conference semifinal between the New York Knicks and the Atlanta Hawks will be decided. The Knicks, lacking two inside cores, eliminated the Atlanta Hawks with a huge difference of 125:96 and advanced to the Eastern Conference with a big score of 4:1 Finals. This is the first time the Knicks have entered the Eastern Conference finals since 2000. It is worth mentioning that ... the New York Knicks also entered the finals with a black eight that year."

"Mike Woodson, who vowed to have a fair game before the game, did not attend the press conference after the game, but Snoopy responded strongly, and he aggressively hoped that Mike Woodson would answer...whether tonight's game is fair. Nothing. Doubt, for a long time in the future, this matter will exist as a negative public opinion of Mike Woodson."

"The Eagles player Josh Smith stated that they will make a comeback next season, and they will definitely impose severe sanctions on the arrogant Snoopy! But Snoopy's speech after the game is...Welcome the Eagles to challenge."

"So far in the playoffs, the Knicks have forged at least two mortal enemies. The Boston Celtics declared ten days ago that they would never let Snoopy and the Knicks go. Now with the Atlanta Hawks , the Eastern Conference next season will be more and more interesting."

"Orlando coach Stan Van Gundy congratulated the Knicks for the first time. He believed that this was the strength the Knicks should have. He was one of the few teams that supported the Knicks before the game. Of course... this may also be because of Snoo More than the previous spat over LeBron James over the 'Britney, Beyoncé diva rivalry'."

"Judging from the current situation, the Knicks are very likely to face the Cleveland Cavaliers led by LeBron James in the Eastern Conference Finals. Although New York fans are satisfied with the Knicks' current record, and they are eager to see LeBron James in 2010. Joining in the summer of 2019. But... I believe, with Snoopy's personality, the battle between the Duke and the King will definitely spark..."

ESPN launched a special program that night.

They seem to be very neutral.

But actually...they said a lot of negative things about the Knicks before the game.

Meanwhile, New York City was already in a frenzy.

When news came back to New York that the Knicks had slaughtered the Eagles in an away game to advance to the Eastern Conference finals, the whole city was boiling.

Since the last ten games of the regular season, the Knicks have given too many unexpected surprises to the people of New York. They can't help being proud of this team that they once called the city's disgrace. This kind of pride even surpassed the feelings for the Yankees, even if the Yankees moved to the new stadium this year, the winning percentage is as high as 70%... After all, this is the expected result.

You must know that a month ago, no one thought that the Knicks could sweep the defending champion 4-0, let alone think that they could eliminate the Atlanta people 4-1 cleanly in the absence of the biggest star Zach Randolph, or even The last game also produced a horrible massacre at Phillips Arena!

If you go back in time, when the trade with Miami was made in February, all New Yorkers were cursing Isaiah Thomas, thinking that he had made another stupid trade, and everyone was attacking him for overdrawing the future. Snoopy absolutely Not worth three future first-round picks, which is a crime against the city.

However... Now Snoopy is City Lights!

He is the pride of New York, the mainstay of the Knicks, the guardian of Madison Garden, and the Duke of the Big Apple!

that night,

Numerous media outlets have begun to concoct praise articles of "worship".

"My lord Duke roared, and the Atlanta army was defeated like a mountain!"

"Absolute glory, the power of a wolf. Snoopy creates a strong murderous intent in the Phillips Arena!"

"The Duke created a miracle, and he will forever be recorded in the history of the Knicks."

"The arrogant eagle was beaten back to its original form, and the Duke's rhetorical question hit people's hearts straight!"

"Never underestimate the Knicks! With 36 points in a single quarter, Snoopy injects iron-blooded fighting spirit into New York!"

"..."

The next day, on the plane back to New York, Nate Robinson continued to broadcast news from the New York media.

He tried to cheer up Snoopy.

But Snoopy always had a serious expression, and his eyes were even a little dull.

When the Knicks players got off the plane, they were immediately cheered by the whole city. Excited New York fans surrounded the lobby of JFK Airport.

Duke! duke! duke! !

When Doug walked out of the passage, the entire airport hall shouted in unison to welcome their city pride, the Duke.

Dug finally smiled amid the cheers. After waving to the excited fans, he went to the underground garage under the escort of security personnel.

He drove his car out of the garage, and the car radio was broadcasting the news that the Knicks beat the Eagles, and the Duke slapped Mike Woodson in the face.

After he got on the airport avenue, he suddenly remembered something, angrily tore off the bottle of perfume hanging on the mirror, and threw it to the side of the road angrily.

Last night, after he got through to Taylor Swift on the phone.

There was a burst of sharp questioning directly from the other end of the phone. Taylor angrily asked Doug why he brought a woman into the car, and why that woman was still Karlie Klaus!

She couldn't accept the fact that her best friend slept with her 'boyfriend'.

Doug wants her to stay calm.

But Taylor Swift has already started imagining over there: You must have used a lot of poses, are there any backwards? Is there any yoga? lie down

Is there any on the bridge? You never fucked me in the car! You have been working for so long, listen to that little slut's voice, how cool she is!

Doug couldn't help it, he couldn't describe how cool it was.

Just when he was about to hang up, Taylor Swift's voice was obviously crying: I actually became an accomplice! Why didn't you tell me in advance when you took a woman into the car? Obviously I put the bottle of aromatherapy on it. I was the one who was fucked in the car for an hour until he was so weak that he had no strength to walk! !

Her words made Duge more vigilant, and he hurriedly asked.

Taylor Swift did little to hide anything when she was emotionally out of control. She admitted everything, even how much she spent on purchases.

Duge suddenly had a creepy feeling, he didn't like to taste this kind of taste of being calculated.

So, the two blamed each other over the phone.

In the end... broke up!

Taylor Swift vowed that she would never hug Snoopy pillow before going to bed again, and would never listen to the songs Snoopy wrote for him in the shower or when she couldn't fall asleep. Sooth won't even think about the picture of Snoopy sprinting on him!

She sounded determined.

But when Doug hung up, she was on the other end of the line crying and breaking down.

After throwing away the perfume, Doug is still very uncomfortable.

He thought his union with Karlie Kloss was out of uncontrollable love, but the truth turned out to be the bottle of perfume that added to the fun, which made him feel that his love had changed... He thought he was a pure People with a love outlook, although they always deviate uncontrollably physically.

As he drove home, he tried to have a good chat with Karlie Kloss about the bottle of perfume. He wanted Carly to understand that... part of that behavior was based on third-party factors.

But Karlie is in Paris again, where Dior is talking to her about the biggest global endorsement deal of the year.

In fact, Doug was also involved in this matter. The Pirate Lord has already sent Lin Weiwei an endorsement contract with an astonishing amount of money, and he tried his best to match Dug and Karlie Kloss's joint endorsement.

However, Lin Weiwei was not very concerned about this. At present, there are too many contracts for Doug to endorse.

Duge was lying on the sofa for less than half an hour when he received a call from Lin Weiwei. She spent fifteen minutes telling Doug: "Your reputation has reached an all-time high because you magically knocked out Atlanta. So this day, I got more than 26 endorsement deals. I picked two of them. A very sincere endorsement contract."

"One is a Ford pickup truck. They favored you because of the video that has been circulating on the Internet for the past two days. In fact, companies such as Hummer, Toyota, and General Motors have all sent offers. However, Ford gave The price was the highest, and they offered a two-year, $8 million contract, which I couldn't refuse."

"The other one is Dior's global endorsement. Although the price they give is not high, it will help to enhance your high-end positioning, and they promise that you will be on the cover of major fashion magazines. Most importantly, if You sign up and they put you number one on a ranking of the sexiest men in the world. It's going to be a very interesting indicator."

Doug felt his head was getting bigger. He said that you have made up your mind, if there is no problem with the contract, please fax it.

Later, Lin Weiwei discussed with Du Ge about the release time of the documentary. In addition, she hoped that Duge would spend half a month in the summer for a domestic trip. At present, with Duge's outstanding achievements in the NBA, the whole of Asia has regarded him as the pride of the yellow race, especially China, who is completely treated as a national hero.

His influence has even surpassed the basketball predecessor Yao.

After all... Yao is not a person who often appears in various news. And Doug seems to be well versed in all kinds of headline-grabbing poses.

The story about Doug slapping Mike Woodson in the face has already aroused public opinion in China. This kind of slapping directly hit Woodson and dared not reply, which made domestic fans feel very happy. The wave of public opinion is at least ten times higher than that of "Yao asked Barkley to kiss the donkey".

In the evening, when Doug turned on ESPN to watch Game 6 of the Orlando Magic vs. Cleveland Cavaliers, he saw an NBA alert.

Mike Woodson was fired by the Atlanta Hawks.

Although the club did not give an official explanation, everyone knows...mostly because the lie was punctured by Snoopy.

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[There will be an update tonight. 】