Guard With a Knife

55 points double twenty super triple double!

Derrick Rose leads team to 4th straight win after injury!

Defeat the No. 1 Orlando Magic in the Eastern Conference at home!!

Doug's series of super performances after the All-Star Game made Chicago fans feel like they were in a dreamland. Many people are even wondering now: We actually traded Tyrus Thomas for Snoopy? Are we crazy, or are the Knicks crazy?

Even Stan Van Gundy knows the answer.

"Snoopy has improved Chicago's overall strength, and he has brought new energy to the Bulls. I think you should thank the New Yorkers." When Stan Van Gundy asked a question from a Chicago reporter after the game: "This deal is like you use a Fake $100 bills bought $50 worth of promotional merchandise, and a careless salesperson gave you $150 in change."

This is an exquisite metaphor, which won him applause and laughter from the press conference. Answers like these always fill Chicagoans with joy.

But... even Stan Van Gundy cheered up Chicagoans with a popular metaphor. But still failed to escape the questioning of ESPN reporters. "What do you think of this defeat? Are you worried that the Chicago Bulls will meet you in the first round? After all, from a technical and tactical point of view, the inside players led by Snoopy completely restrained Dwight Howard and all of you. Created semicircular system."

Forehead….

This pointed question made Stan Van Gundy frowned, and he pondered for a few seconds before speaking: "I don't think Dwight Howard is restrained. Every superstar has a bad day, and I don't think Snoopy found it." It is the key to restraining the Magic. Regarding the opponents in the first round of the playoffs, we currently do not have any plans or expectations."

Van Gundy's answer was quite satisfactory and very official.

At the same time, His Excellency the Duke had returned home with victory in his arms. A lot of furniture in the house has been changed, and the portrait of Jesus on the wall has also been changed to safe, and the oil painting depicting Notre Dame de Paris has become Guan Erye!

This is very oriental!

Mother Du quickly brought a bowl of black chicken soup, and then she sat down and chatted with her son.

Although Daphne has left to get busy with work. But she found new friends and said: "I decided to stay in the United States for the rest of my life. I like the community culture here. The housewives here are very enthusiastic and helpful..."

Yes, Mrs. Du, who has only been here for less than three days, has become a well-known figure in the Rhine Road community. This afternoon, she mobilized many neighbors to help her organize the furniture.

"Hey, you know what? The people here are interesting. Etiennell is a very beautiful and sexy real estate agent who likes to tell funny jokes. And... Gabriel, she used to be a famous Model. Now her husband is a famous oil businessman in Chicago. She has a diamond ring worth more than one million dollars. Oh... and Ms. Bree, she is a very powerful woman, she always has it easy It's really wonderful to have her command of the moving work this afternoon..."

While watching her son drink the soup, Mrs. Du was talking about her new friend she met today. She seems to be suddenly full of longing for life in the wealthy area of ​​the United States, and she said that she will live here for a long time.

This made Snoopy inexplicably worried.

And his father, a well-known real estate businessman in China, is even more gloomy. He is also required to stay here for at least a month before returning to China... because Mrs. Du needs a period of time to transition, and she needs someone to accompany her to attend the Neighbors party.

To be honest, this kind of social activity makes Mr. Du, who is not very good at English, feel very sad. He didn't even know what those beautiful and sexy housewives were saying to him.

So, he asked his son.

And Snoopy gave him a good trick: if someone looks at you with a smile on your face and talks, you just smile and nod with your nose to pronounce: huh!

If the other person's tone is exaggerated, you reply: Aha!

This made Lao Du quite useful.

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The fact that his parents stayed did not stop Snoopy from working. On the third night after defeating the Orlando Magic, he led his team to kill the sixth-ranked Milwaukee Bucks in the Eastern Conference... Among them, he and Joakim Noah Teamed up to score 36 rebounds and 6 blocked shots. Among them, Noah's 24 broke a new career record, while Snoopy's five blocks made the Milwaukee people dark.

The power of this combination made Tom Thibodeau smile all over his face. He couldn't help but said happily when he was interviewed by reporters after the game: "This is the game mode we want. Snoopy dominates the defense and controls the offense. He omnipotent!"

He gave it a very high rating.

"I actually think Snoopy could have a triple-double every night if he wanted to. He's just so versatile, I think he's the most versatile player I've ever seen."

Tom Thibodeau even said frankly when talking about the team's fast-paced offensive play: "Snoopy's arrival has enriched our offensive tactics."

It seems... the generals are having a good time.

Tom Thibodeau also took the initiative to send a message after the game to invite Snoopy to have dinner. He wanted to discuss with Snoopy the team's tactical issues and thinking about the playoffs...the most important thing is the playoffs.

He hopes that the team can properly maintain the win and enter the playoffs as the eighth in the Eastern Conference. Because among the three teams of the Celtics/Cavaliers and the Magic, the Magic is relatively the best player and the most profitable! After all, this is a black eight!

Both the Bostonians and the Clevelands seem to be very difficult to deal with. They have long been eyeing them. The second-ranked Celtics have even clamored to sweep the seventh in the Eastern Conference in the playoffs!! But in fact...the next game is against Boston. . The next game is against the Cleveland Cavaliers.

When Snoopy received the message and was about to reply ok, he received a call from Mrs. Du. On the phone, Mama Du was furious, and she yelled at Snoopy: "Can you tell me where the divorce is the fastest in the United States, I want your father who has no conscience and no shame to be merciless..."

This made the Duke's scalp tingle instantly, completely shocking on the earthquake level.

He had absolutely no idea what was going on.

He could only quickly pack his bags and drive home quickly without even taking a shower to resolve this sudden family crisis.

When he arrived at home, Mr. Du was sitting on the sofa with a face full of embarrassment, while Mrs. Du was full of anger, with a serious expression like Bao Gong, examining the stunned real estate agent.

"Say, what's going on!! How did you hook up with that vixen??"

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