Guard With a Knife

Frankly speaking, Mr. Du Kefeng was very wronged. He looked at his wife innocently: "Can you believe me when I say I don't know anything?"

"Do you think I will believe it?" Madam Du snorted coldly, the atmosphere of peaceful communication was not at all. This is the case with women on mobile phones. Even if she is the queen of sweet songs, you can't expect her to maintain a calm and objective thinking ability when she is angry.

Our lord duke can only pull his father aside and ask what happened.

Turns out tonight, they're at a family pool party with their beautiful neighbor Mrs. Gabriel.

When all the ladies went to the living room to watch the game between the Bulls and the Bobcats, the enthusiastic and beautiful Mrs. Gabriel pulled the upright and humorous Oriental businessman Mr. Du Kefeng into the next room.

"I really thought she was telling me about the Chinese rosewood dining table her husband bought, so I replied according to your method: huh!"

"Then she actually went a step further and she started touching me. I said aha!"

"And then, Ms. Bree rushed over, and then your mother."

"..."

When Mr. Du was explaining, a cold snort sounded from behind, and His Excellency the Duke couldn't help but feel a shudder: "Hmph, what you mean by looking at the rosewood dining table is that two people are doing that on a table worth 30,000 dollars." A shameless thing?"

ah?

Doug was a little puzzled.

Sweet song queen Ma answered: "At that time, Gabriel asked your father: Do you want to have sex with me at this dining table worth 30,000 dollars? Your scumbag father raised his eyebrows and answered: Uh-huh!"

"I really don't understand English!!"

Mr. Du tried to defend himself.

"Hmph, then why when that woman crawled on top of you, there was..."

The queen of sweet songs originally wanted to say that it was as hard as a mallet, but she held back her son here.

But his words made Du Kefeng dumbfounded, and said loudly: "This is a physiological reaction that every man will have! If you don't believe me, ask your son, if a sexy woman climbs on top of him, will he do that..."

Mr. Du's operation of selling his son made His Excellency the Duke very impressed. He didn't want to take that kind of talk.

At this time, Mrs. Du has already seized another question and launched an attack: "Are you saying that woman is sexy? So, I am already a yellow-faced woman in your eyes, am I not sexy? You bastard who loves the new and dislikes the old, how long have you been?" never touched me..."

Forehead……!

The Duke felt that he was not suitable to appear on this occasion, he coughed twice, turned and walked upstairs.

Then he started calling Lin Weiwei, hoping that Lin Weiwei could come and help him deal with this difficult housework.

Lin Weiwei promised to arrive in Chicago tomorrow afternoon.

This made Duge a little relieved. He was worried that his parents' quarrel would affect his game plan. But as long as Lin Weiwei came over, he thought there would be a turning point.

However... things were still beyond his imagination.

The parents' fight escalated the next day after a night of cold fighting as Mrs Gabriel came over in person to apologize. She said that she never had any covetous heart, and she just wanted to make a joke with Mr. Du.

This kind of joke is obviously not funny at all, and Ms. Bree has come to tell Snu and Mrs. Du in advance: "Mrs. Gabriel is the housewife who is the most enthusiastic about hooking up men in the whole society. She even got involved with the plumber who lived next door. She is the public enemy of all housewives in the Rhineland community, and Mrs. Du must be vigilant."

This strong woman with a sense of justice gave the queen of sweet songs a new reason: flies don't bite seamless eggs. How can she hook you up if you haven't shown your awesome fanboy side?

Mr. Du can only emphasize again and again that he really doesn't understand English, and the um-huh and aha are all taught by his son.

Whenever this time, the queen of sweet songs will throw out the theory that 'the body will never lie'. And also put forward detailed records of the husband and wife intercourse,

This is to prove that Du Kefeng is a bastard, and has already changed his mind. Then get a divorce!

The gunpowder-smelling situation made Snu dare not leave the house at all. He had to ask the team for leave, saying that he would arrive at the arena late.

However, Lin Weiwei's flight was delayed due to impromptu and important matters. It must be the next afternoon to arrive.

This made him have to call the team again, saying that he would not be able to play tonight. He even euphemistically expressed that he might not be able to catch the special plane to Cleveland tomorrow.

To his surprise, Tom Thibodeau on the other end of the phone happily agreed to the matter. And told Snu: "I can understand your current mood very well, we will wait for you to deal with this matter, and then return to the team."

Tom Thibodeau has shown kindness like never before.

Because he wants the team to lose now, he wants the team to enter the playoffs as the eighth in the Eastern Conference, so that... it can create black marks.

However... His Excellency the Duke never considered this matter.

Moreover, he brooded over the absence of the game.

Because tonight's opponent is the Boston Celtics, and the next opponent is the Cleveland Cavaliers.

He had tried his best to fight the Big Three in Boston, but such a family conflict had occurred, so he had to stay in the house to prevent his parents from further excesses.

That night, Snu did not sit in front of the TV to watch the live broadcast. Instead, he kept explaining to his relatives in China on the overseas phone, and nothing happened. There was only a little quarrel between the parents.

By the time he finished the call dry-mouthed and turned on the TV, the game had entered garbage time, and the Celtics had already led by 22 points.

The camera panned to the Celtics' bench, and there was laughter and laughter. The Big Three were as happy as the lottery.

"It is a pity that Snoop and Derrick Rose did not participate in the game. I am very much looking forward to meeting the Chicago Bulls in the first round of the playoffs."

Kai Garnett said with a smile on his face in front of the camera.

Snu in front of the TV just shrugged his shoulders disapprovingly.

Immediately, when Garnett talked about the conflict with Joakim Noah tonight, he said casually: "Young players are always impulsive and tend to deliberately play the identity of a tough player, but in reality, he is just a man in front of me. You're a rookie."

But then, Jokinoah angrily claimed in an interview: "I will never see him as a role model again. He said a lot of disgusting trash. Next time we meet, I will definitely use dunks." Teach him a lesson."

Snu was not interested in watching the replays of the conflict between Noah and Garnett. He could guess with his thumb that Mr. Garnett, who is known for his iron tongue, must have said something obscene to Joakim Noah, and then When a conflict occurs, cleverly hide behind the referee and ask for a technical foul.

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