Guard With a Knife

The scenery outside the car keeps changing, and the urban construction of the small city of Cleveland is really lackluster. When the taxi passed a building with an entire wall of LeBron James Nike ads, the Duke made a decision. He decided to talk to Miley Cyrus as well as Jennifer Lawrence at the same time.

Two minutes earlier, he had received calls from Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Lawrence.

The contents of their phone calls were similar. They all told that Snoopy had arrived in Cleveland, expressed their strong and sincere concern, and hoped to see Snoopy as soon as possible.

The recent media feud between Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Lawrence caught Snoopy's attention. He didn't want the two sides to fight because of this, and he even knew some inside information. For example... Miley Cyrus did have some physical intimacy with Scarlett Johansson.

Therefore, he hopes to find a suitable time to help the two untie this knot. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

So, he gave the two of them the same time and place, in the suite on the top floor of the Westin Hotel on Tuesday morning... This looks like a place for normal conversations, and it is also highly private.

The two who received the same answer showed the same joy and excitement, and they couldn't wait to get busy for this date.

None of them knew that His Excellency the Duke actually dated them both at the same time.

And two hours later, they met at Cleveland's only upscale mall. The two met in front of Dior's counter as if they were destined to be friends.

I have to say that their aesthetic tastes are surprisingly consistent, even though one of them is a singer and the other is an actor. They fell in love with the same fragrance and thought it would spice up their dates and make Duke Snoopy more addicted to himself...  

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When they found each other, both of them showed their eyes above their heads. They both thought that the other was a loser, and they were the only ones who got Snoopy's reply.

"I don't know what's the point of your staying here? You should go to Hollywood and continue to cater to Scarlett Johansson, follow her ass, and pray that the film companies will give you two film offers for her sake, right?"

Miley Cyrus took the initiative.

Then, Jennifer Lawrence also resolutely shot back: "I don't need anyone's pity, unlike you, a poor guy who was abandoned by Disney, hurry up and go to New York Fashion Week. There are a lot of female models there, you can use your only The rest of the fame is used to harass girls who are not deeply involved in the world."

"If I wasn't in a good mood today, you'd definitely get my fist in the second sentence. Bitch." Miley Cyrus pointed her finger at the bridge of Jennifer's nose. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

Jennifer Lawrence was also tit-for-tat, and she stretched out her fingers almost at the same time: "Don't put on a bad girl's posture in front of me, you have to know that I will never lose to you in any event. Bitch!"

Saying that, Jennifer didn't even forget to stand up proudly, which is her capital. She was selected as the woman with the most perfect breasts among the princesses.

In contrast, Miley Cyrus does suffer a bit.

But in the chain of contempt for the duchess's breasts, she is not at the lowest end of the food chain, after all, there are KK and Taylor Swift supporting her.

"Don't show off your Portuguese tarts in front of me, I've seen more than you can imagine." Miley Cyrus nodded to Jennifer's breasts, and she said, "I'm used to the world, I don't see any breasts." over' gesture.

In this matter, as an out contestant, she was really surprised. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

James Lawrence looked disgusted and knocked her hand off: "Don't touch me with your dirty hands.

You shameless lesbian! ! "

When verbal conflicts rise to physical conflicts.

The atmosphere instantly became tense.

This made Dior's sales lady turn pale with fright, she quickly pressed the alarm case, and ran out at a sprint speed, separated the two, and then persuaded.

At the same time, the media reporters ambushing around were almost crazy with joy.

This is the scene they dreamed of. The two duchesses and daughters meet in the shopping mall, and the old and new grudges are resolved together! !

Fight! Hurry up! !

Countless reporters shouted in their hearts, they couldn't wait to see some amazing scenes, and it would be best if they could make some mosaics! \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

However, these people underestimate the efficiency of the Ohio State Police.

In fact, the police efficiency in rich areas is very high.

They were on the scene in less than three minutes when the two officers discovered it was the two duchesses who were arguing. Without any hesitation, they quickly invited the two back to the police station.

Because more and more people were watching, and reporters showed up one after another, they began to take photos from various angles without any scruples.

Needless to say.

The news that the two duchesses fought at the Cleveland Dior store and were taken back to the police station will make the headlines of all newspapers today.

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"I feel like I'm back to 100 percent healthy."

At the same time, Snoopy is having final communication with the team's medical team staff and experts: "I can dunk and block shots without any scruples, and I don't feel any discomfort."\u00261t;i\u003e \u00261t;/i\u003e

The kinematics expert named Timberlake looked at the Duke with a serious face. He was an expert invited by Gary Foreman from Chicago overnight.

"But you failed the hand-eye reaction test. This means that you can't control your body perfectly as you said, and you may suddenly lose your balance during a collision. This will lead to serious consequences."

Timberlake's tone was very serious.

This made Foreman very cautious.

He has never been more conservative: "So, Snoopy, let's believe in science. The victory of this game is far less important than your health. If you are injured, even if we eliminate the Cavaliers four to zero It's pointless."

What Manager Foreman said was very emotional.

This even reminds Snoopy of the sweet song queen mother who can't wait to put on long johns before autumn.

"However, my hand-eye coordination ability has not been very good. Everyone knows that my skyrocketing height has caused me a lot of trouble..." Snoopy explained to Timberlake very hard, and Asked Foreman: "I have to get playing time, I can't accept myself sitting on the bench to watch important games without injury."

After a lot of hard communication, the three parties made concessions and finally reached some consensus. That is, Snoopy can play, but the playing time depends on tomorrow's test results. The maximum cannot exceed 2o minutes.

This made His Excellency the Duke feel desperate.

What made him even more depressed was that when he came out of the temporary office, James Johnson came over and told him the news: "Your two duchess girls were arrested by the Cleveland police!!"

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