Guard With a Knife

Liubai: [Tiger is not at home]

"I don't mean any disrespect to the police. But I think the Cleveland Police Department is deliberately making this a big deal. I don't think my dispute with Jennifer needs to be handled with such fanfare. We actually did not cause any damage to the Dior store. No loss, nor any negative publicity."

"But now, all of you are here. Looks like the Cleveland Police Department has cracked some high-level crime ring."

"However, it's just a small thing."

When Snoopy came home, he turned on MTV, and Miley Cyrus' angry face appeared on the TV. At the same time, Jennifer Lawrence was standing next to her, and the two did not fight. Instead, they share the same hatred.

"Yeah, I'm also very disappointed in the way the Cleveland Police have handled it. They're going to ask us to bring Snoopy to the police when we've made it clear we're not fighting and emphasized that we're just discussing the perfume model , it doesn’t sound like it’s solving a problem at all, it’s creating a problem.”

Jennifer Lawrence also had an angry expression.

The two unanimously sued the Cleveland Police Department.

"I think they just want to make this matter bigger and use this matter to create off-court pressure on Snoopy. So that the Cavaliers can win the game." Miley Cyrus gave her conclusion seriously.

At the same time, she and Jennifer Lawrence made a solemn statement: "We are only here to visit Snoopy's injury, and we will not create anything in Cleveland that affects the game. So, please don't make any facts about this. reports."

Later, Jennifer Lawrence emphasized in a separate interview: "Although I know that Miley Cyrus, a well-known gay man, still has a heart for Snoopy, I will compete fairly with her, and at the same time I will grasp Good sense, I won't let the bad press get in the way of Snoopy's job. Also, do you think Miley Cyrus is a threat to me?"

Confidently turning around for the camera, Jennifer also showed off her latest Prada bag and custom Swarovski earrings.

It looks really attractive.

And she looks more attractive with her body sculpting effect.

Snoopy took a sip of ice water in front of the TV, his throat was indeed a little dry.

Soon, mtv switched the screen to Miley Cyrus, who is also active in fitness recently. Although she is working hard to manage the image of a rebellious and out-of-the-closet queen, she is becoming more and more sexy in terms of body management... Especially after falling in love with squats, her hip circumference index is rapidly increasing, and it is upturned.

In leather pants tonight, she looks like a black policewoman.

"Of course I agree with the fair play thing, but I don't think Jennifer Lawrence has any chance of beating me. She's going to leave Cleveland disheartened."

Miley Cyrus told the camera confidently.

And when responding to her sexual orientation, she boldly shook her head: "God allows me to like men and women at the same time. Of course, Jennifer Lawrence is an exception!"

Her words made His Excellency the Duke quickly change the channel.

Because there were already pictures in his mind, he couldn't stop thinking about the memories of Miley Cyrus falling in love with men and women at the same time... That was the New Year's Eve that the Duke will never forget.

...

Although the two duke girls both emphasized that they did not have a quarrel with each other, and they did not want these news to interfere with the duke's game.

But unfortunately, the integrity of many media is not even as good as prostitutes.

At a time when Madonna is no longer acting as a demon, Hilton is keeping her own place, Britney is no longer fighting with Beyoncé, and even the Kardashian family is no longer making all kinds of hype. Don't dance for it?

They won't let go of such a good data package.

And because of this wide coverage,

When the Bulls walked into the Loan Center arena on Monday night ET, they found that almost 60 percent of the crowd wore masks of Miley Cyrus or Jennifer Lawrence.

This is by no means an individual's work. There must be a team group or team directly involved.

No way, this is the playoffs!

In the playoffs, all home fans are thinking about how to cause trouble for the visiting team and how to get the core players of the visiting team emotionally entangled.

The Duke tonight is indeed a little tangled. He is very depressed why Gary Foreman followed the advice of Timberlake's kinematics expert and asked the coaching staff to only give him 25 minutes of playing time.

This made Snoopy very depressed.

"I'll tell you frankly, even if I go back to Chicago, even if it takes another week, my hand-eye coordination response will not be able to meet your so-called normal standard!! I am a patient with abnormal coordination ability, understand? I am in When I was nineteen, my height skyrocketed, and I still haven’t recovered from it.”

His Excellency the Duke even yelled at Timberlake out of control on the bus coming to the arena.

But that hasn't changed the sports neurology guru's mind.

"No, Mr. Snoopy. You can't question science. I fully understand your desire to play, and 100% respect your fighting spirit. However, your words do not stand up to scrutiny. Your skyrocketing height has passed Two years...is a long enough time even for an elephant that walks on all fours to stand on two feet with the help of its trainer."

"Trust me, Mr. Snoopy. When you get back to Chicago, you'll be perfectly up to par. Even beyond."

Timberlake smiled professionally and confidently.

This even made the Duke want to stuff him into Eddie Curry's armpits, so that he could feel the body odor of a purebred black man. Let him wake up in the smell, people are different, there will be exceptions to everything, and I am the unique exception.

He was even tempted to tell Timberlake Have you ever seen a man who became more flexible instead of stronger when stimulated by the woman he liked? What the hell am I! !

However, he changed his mind. This kinesiology authority who once studied in Nanjing, China is likely to sing Zhang Yu's song: The moonlight is so beautiful, you are so gentle. Only in an instant, I just want to be with you until the end of my life, no matter how hard my heart is like steel, it becomes soft like fingers....

Him! !

When O'Neal walked onto the court, he heard the familiar tomato again.

But from the Bulls bench.

He looked intently, and saw that Duke Snoopy was sitting there with an aggrieved expression on his face. It seemed that he was extremely unhappy.

"This is our chance." He turned to LeBron James. "We have to take advantage of the time when Snoopy can't play."

This sentence is a fact.

But James doesn't sound like it. Because it feels like... You have to dodge Snoopy to win.

However, my heart is not feeling. Still very honest in action.

As soon as King James came on the court, he drove himself and showed his true skills. He kept assaulting the paint area, as if he wanted to sweep away the shame of not daring to rush into the paint area to cause damage at critical moments of the last game.

In the past two days, LeBron James has attracted the attention of many critics because he dare not attack the paint area at critical moments.

But now, he finally seized the opportunity to let out a bad breath.

While LeBron James was venting his inner displeasure, Duke Snoopy's displeasure continued to rise. The weird shouts of 'Miley' and 'Jennifer' made him feel angry. He thought that the people of Cleveland really lacked lessons and education.

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