Guard With a Knife

Whenever tnt broadcasts a Bulls game live, the New York uniform team will always be pulled out and whipped repeatedly.

Among them, the hardcore Duke fan Charles Barkley is the most direct and merciless, but the most ruthless is the honest man Earl Johnson. Objectively and straightforwardly poked a hole in Downey's heart. He didn't care how many New Yorkers scolded Walsh's mother in front of the TV after he said that.

Poor Donny Walsh had practically cut the TV signal, but he still got a huffed call from his boss, James Dolan, after Earl Johnson said that.

He gritted his teeth on the phone and gave the order: "You have to get me LeBron James and another superstar!!"

When he watched Snoopy score consecutively in LeBron James' offensive and defensive battles on TV, they were even comparable. Coupled with the fanning of the tnt TV commentator, his already manic mood became even more irresistible. So, he angrily called Donny Walsh.

Actually, if... summer wasn't here yet. Donnie Walsh still has his use, he can't wait to strangle him directly and make him kowtow to apologize to himself and all New York fans! !

Of course Donny Walsh understood James Dolan's mood at the moment, so he agreed cautiously. Didn't dare mention Snoopy's name at all. I'm afraid of the storm on the other end of the phone.

James Dolan sent out an ignorant fire, and repeatedly ordered Donny Walsh to quickly get the summer signings and hang up the phone.

Donny Walsh finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, at this time he could no longer sleep. He picked up the remote and turned on the TV in the bedroom.

As soon as the TV screen appeared, he was stunned.

Because he saw Snoopy and Derrick Rose on the court complete a perfect two-line attack: Snoopy controlled the rebound in the paint area,

With a long throw beyond the three-point line, Derrick Rose ran wildly with the ball. At the same time, LeBron James sprints to catch up quickly, and Snoopy is also accelerating sharply.

The three quickly formed a distance from the players behind them.

And Snoopy and Derrick Rose quickly formed a two-line attack in the frontcourt, and LeBron James was engulfed in it.

When Rose got the ball to the free throw line, he passed the basketball to Snoopy.

Snoopy dribbles the ball in, and jumps up. He holds the basketball in his left hand and makes a layup... LeBron James rushes up to block the shot, but before the jump even reaches the top At that time, Snoopy suddenly took the basketball back and turned around, and handed the basketball to Master Ross who had already taken off!

boom!

Violent kick! !

The three flew to the sky one after another to form a violent and romantic landscape in the restricted area, just like a John Woo movie!

Although LeBron James is very talented, he is facing the Bulls twins flying together.

He was played mercilessly.

And when he landed on the ground with a stiff expression.

Duke Snoopy and Master Ross clapped excitedly in front of him. The two had a perfect understanding and ignored his existence.

At the same time, the atmosphere in the United Center Arena is also burning to the extreme.

"LeBron James has done his best, but when Snoopy fits perfectly with Derrick, all he can do is pick up the basketball and throw it out of bounds."

Charles Barkley said triumphantly offscreen.

At this time, Donny Walsh's eyes were fixed on the bottom of the screen. He never dreamed of that with 7:35 left in the fourth quarter. The Bulls actually led by 11 points.

Immediately, he got the answer from the game screen.

LeBron James, who failed to defend in the frontcourt, took the initiative to single out Snoopy with the ball, although Snoopy seemed a bit stretched under his swing. But Donny Walsh can see at a glance that Snoopy's lateral movement is more than better than in New York.

He was able to keep up with the pace of LeBron James, until James changed direction at a high speed before being thrown off.

At this time, Luol Deng had already defended from the other side of the free throw line. Snoopy slid to Jamison's side in a logical way... The two defenses were as smooth as silk.

James goes deep in the paint, he chooses to force Luol Deng for a layup, and he looks desperate... BOOM!

But the basketball finally failed to hit under the interference of Noah, and Luol Deng picked up the rebound.

He quickly handed it to Ross.

Rose quickly started the fast break, but this time due to the timely return of the Cavaliers to defense, he failed to directly complete the offensive score like in the previous round.

However, when Rose and Snoopy completed the pick-and-roll at the top of the three-point arc and gave the basketball to Snoopy.

Donny Walsh saw what he couldn't believe.

Snoopy actually held the ball and rushed in quickly, then stopped directly under the defense of Mo Williams, and then shot a jumper in a weird way... Swoosh!

Basketball actually entered!

He actually completed the attack with the ball in positional warfare so easily?

Donnie Walsh was shocked: His ability to hold the ball and break through the mid-range and long-range pull-up jumpers in New York is almost negligible!

However, things that made him even more horrified happened quickly.

The TV station quickly pulled out the list of Snoopy's statistics tonight on the screen: 16 of 24 shots, 45 points, 10 assists, 7 rebounds, 2 blocks, 2 steals and 3 turnovers.

And Earl Johnson still emphasized there objectively and calmly: "Cleveland's biggest failure tonight is that they misjudged Snoopy's offensive ability. Snoopy opened fire tonight, even though the fourth quarter just started He missed three shots at the time, but he quickly adjusted. His mid-range and long-range shooting brought great breakthrough space for the Bulls, and both Luol Deng and Derrick Rose got great help from him."

"If the Cavaliers fail to play a new situation in the next three minutes. Then...it is almost certain that garbage time is coming."

"And if the Clevelands lose tonight's game, the big score of this round of the playoffs will be rewritten to 1:2. The Cavaliers who were considered to easily sweep Chicago before the game will even continue to encounter in the fourth game." Failure. Because, judging from the situation in the fourth quarter, Snoopy's offensive improvement has brought an extremely wonderful chemical reaction to the Bulls, and Derrick Rose has benefited a lot from it, and the two of them have become the most lethal in the East. Defenders!"

"Looking back now. The trade the Bulls made before the All-Star break was a stroke of genius. They easily got the cornerstone player of the next decade, Snoopy, heavy center Eddie Curry, and experienced point guard. Stephon Marbury and James Johnson, who plays aggressively and aggressively."

"No one will believe it if you say it. The price they paid is only Brad Miller's expiring contract, Ben Gordon, who is on the edge of the All-Star, and Tyrus Thomas, who has proved to be only a rotation player. Plus two A... a draft pick that is completely worthless."

"This is definitely the most successful robbery in the history of the NBA. The Lakers' deal to get Pau Gasol from the Grizzlies is simply an honest businessman in front of it."

"Chicago should erect a bronze statue of Donnie Walsh!"

Earl Johnson sighed leisurely.

In front of the TV, Donny Walsh's chest was blocked suddenly, and he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: Killing people can't be more than nodding, it's too much! !

At this time, he finally understood why the boss was gnashing his teeth and calling himself.

A strong worry surged in his heart involuntarily.

He was thinking: What if the Cleveland Cavaliers led by LeBron James were eliminated in the first round by the Bulls led by Snoopy?

Will I still be able to show my face in New York then?

He finally realized the embarrassment of Isaiah Thomas leaving in a hurry. The difference is that compared to Isaiah Thomas molesting a black aunt, tearing up his face with Marbury, and signing various garbage contracts to the team. Trading Snoopy himself is even more unforgivable! !

He hurried to the bathroom and washed his face.

Then take a deep breath and try to calm down your emotions. Then he took out his cell phone and dialed the number to LeBron James' agent.

He wanted to double check.

However, just as he was about to start with a smile on his face... Duh!

The other end of the mobile phone signal hung up directly.

The James team obviously didn't want to answer the call from Donny Walsh at this time. Their mood was no happier than that of Donny Walsh, because they were also watching live TV.

Moreover, they even thought it was a little bad luck to talk to an idiot like Donny Walsh at this time! !

Donny Walsh stared blankly at the mobile phone that heard the busy tone.

Charles Barkley's voice of celebration came from the TV: "The dust has settled!! Mike Brown has replaced all the main players. He has nothing to do with Snoopy's sudden increase in shooting ability and the chemical reaction with Derrick Rose."

"The Bulls fans began to sing the song of snoopy. They celebrated the victory in advance. For this once glorious city, they finally saw the hope of taking off again."

"Tonight, for Chicago, means a lot!!"

"All thanks to Donny Walsh!!"

Charles Barkley makes fun of Donnie Walsh again!

And Donnie Walsh's expression was numb. He looked at Snoopy on the TV who had walked to the bench to give warm high-fives to his teammates, and even hugged the kid from Oakland, jumping and jumping.

His mood is like the other half of LeBron James in the picture.

TNT cut two shots on the same frame, one aimed at Duke Snoopy. One was aimed at King James. After King James returned to the bench, he sat directly on the chair. He half-covered his head with a towel, biting his fingers numbly with his lips.

His data tonight is beyond reproach, 42 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds, 3 steals, 1 block and 2 turnovers. Super large triple pair!

However, his team lost.

Kenny Smith gave him an excuse in the voiceover: "Cleveland is too small a city. Although they spent a lot of money, they still didn't match LeBron James with enough good teammates. Snoopy There are talented Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah, there are Luol Deng who is at his peak, and there are energetic James Johnson and others... But what about LeBron? Although the Cavaliers pay high luxury taxes every year, they Just getting Sharks in their twilight years, Jamison at the end of his career, Mo Williams who can't pass the ball..."

"I think it's time for LeBron to go."

His words gave Donny Walsh infinite comfort in front of the TV.

He turned off the TV without even listening to Charles Barkley's next rant.

But that's good too, because if he listens to Mr. Buckley's complaints, maybe he won't be able to sleep at all tonight.

Because, what Barkley said was: "Why didn't anyone say that Snoopy's teammates were just a bunch of rubbish contracts last season? Is the current Cavaliers lineup not as good as last season's New York Knicks?"

This is undoubtedly a theory of death!

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