Guard With a Knife

117:132.

When the final whistle sounded, the score was permanently frozen.

The underdog Chicago Bulls defended the United Center.

When the ribbons were flying all over the sky, more than 20,000 fans cheered from the bottom of their hearts. Tonight, they saw the glory of the past! !

When the entire United Center arena fell into a sea of ​​joy, LeBron James led the Cavaliers to leave the field sadly.

If the loss in the first game was somewhat inexplicable, then tonight... it was clearly arranged by Snoopy.

No one expected that Snoopy, who had been chased by basketball experts to criticize his offensive ability before, would score 49 points on 18 of 29 shots tonight.

And hit 8 three-pointers from beyond the three-point line.

It's like a tall man who can't fencing suddenly walks to the Olympic podium.

This frustrates LeBron James a bit.

"I have to say frankly that the touch tonight exceeded my expectations." When Snoopy faced the post-match interview with reporters on the sidelines of TNT, he smiled and said: "When I returned to the bench, Gary Forman Saying to me, 'Are you going to go out and score your first 50 in the playoffs', I realized I had 49, which was crazy, I couldn't believe my eyes."

"So, why don't you play and score 50 points? This is not a difficult task for you." The reporter asked strangely.

Snoopy shrugged his shoulders, and he told the audience in front of the TV with a serious expression: "I am lucky enough to get so many points tonight, I don't want to overdraw all my luck in one game. And from the perspective of economics From a perspective, we must be clear about one of the most important principles: the law of diminishing marginal effects. This law says that in a unit of time, as the quantity of a commodity consumed by people continues to increase, the consumption of this commodity can bring Sooner or later, added enjoyment will decline."

"Scoring data is actually a commodity for basketball players."

The Duke is very serious.

But Mr. Eric Smith, the TNT reporter, obviously showed a confused attitude. He thought that Snoopy would pretend to be modest or say some pretentious words, just like what Larry Bird said, "I'm tired." ' and the like.

But Duke Dog actually talked to him about economics.

This is an area he has no contact with at all. What else can he say other than nodding and saying 'you are right'?

In fact, he thankfully did not introduce himself as Eric Smith. Otherwise, His Excellency the Duke might discuss with him Mr. Adam Smith's most important treatise "Common Sense of Political Economy".

"Now, you've got a 2-1 lead and you still have home court advantage. This is something no one expected before the series started. What do you think changed the situation in this series."

Mr. Eric Smith can only return the problem to basketball.

"belief."

The Duke said the word in a firm tone, and continued: "I am very happy to be a member of the Bulls. This team is full of fighting spirit from the managers to the players. No matter what kind of colored eyes the outside world looks at us , we all know exactly what our goals are.”

His Excellency the Duke is always so decent.

Without asking questions of the Duchess, he could be interviewed in a formal and diplomatic manner.

But obviously, someone disrupted this harmony.

After Ericsson asked Snoopy one after another about the team's fast offensive and defensive play in the fourth quarter tonight, as well as the difference in half-court play and how to switch. A male reporter in a floral shirt ran over and he couldn't wait to ask: "Hey! Snoopy, what do you think of Selena Gomez who tweeted @MileyCyrus an hour ago, saying she Are you using Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson to hype things?"

This question made His Excellency a little embarrassed.

And Ericsmi felt that this was a stupid question, even a rookie who had just entered the Communication University would not ask such a question.

The whole world knows... Duke Snoopy was in the midst of an intense playoff matchup an hour ago, how could he have time to pay attention to Twitter news?

His Excellency the Duke ended his visit with a smile on his face, then ignored the man in the flowered shirt who was chasing him fiercely, and walked towards the player tunnel under the escort of the security personnel.

"Why does Snoopy always encounter these inexplicable gossip problems after playing a great game?" Even Charles Barkley, who is tireless about these gossips, complained for the Duke: "It is foreseeable that... tomorrow Most of the news is about Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, the two little Disney princesses, and maybe Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johansson.”

Buckley sighed. He felt that the battle between the duchess and the girls was too dense, why couldn't they get together and take off their clothes and have a good chat with Snoopy?

This is a mental activity that he cannot broadcast on TV.

Earl Johnson quickly said the concluding remarks, and the national live broadcast officially came to an end.

At the same time, Snoopy also returned to the locker room.

He took a quick shower and left with Stephen Curry.

He did not continue to stay in this arena to enjoy the glory of a hero. Although his colleagues in the public relations department told him that many media wanted to interview him, he obviously did not want to pretend to be modest in front of the camera and said that winning was just a fluke, nor did he want to be arrogant. claims to have won too easily.

For him, the moment the final whistle blows, the game is over. Whether it is reviewing or giving it a definition is a superfluous action.

Might as well go home and play two games with Stephen Curry.

Derrick Rose is a little bit concerned about Snoopy and Curry's double stay and double flight. He thinks that Snoopy's bringing opponents into the locker room and training ground is not professional enough.

So, when he attended the post-game conference, when the reporter asked him why he didn't appear in the third quarter. The corner of his mouth was down, and he said almost subconsciously: "Snoopy doesn't allow me to play."

This answer caused an uproar among the reporters below.

Broadly speaking, the Bulls should be Derrick Rose's team. Even if it's bad, it's a team led by Snoopy and Derek.

How... Snoopy will force Ross to not play?

This is big news! !

The reporters below immediately started to move, and they all speculated about the relationship between the two.

But at this moment, Jojinoah actually came out to smooth things over.

"Don't get me wrong. In fact, we are very united. Snoopy has his plan. He wants Derek to be a surprise player in the fourth quarter..."

As soon as Jojinoah spoke, his description became darker and darker.

Of these two people, one is introverted and doesn't like to explain, and the other has a weak brain and loves to explain randomly.

So... nothing happened at first, but after such a toss, it turned out to be a serious civil strife.

It took less than half an hour for the press conference to end in a hurry.

Immediately, basketball experts wrote impassioned articles: "Envy and Greed: Snoopy's Night of Records!" ! ".

The article vividly described that Snoopy deliberately suppressed Derrick Rose in order to dominate the data, making him disappear directly in the third quarter, so that he could score more points...

And also explained in detail the micro-expressions of Derrick Rose at the post-match press conference: Derrick Rose's downward expression on the corner of his mouth is obviously expressing his dissatisfaction with Snoopy. As a Snoopy player, he must have a hard time in his heart. But if the dog's dominance goes on like this, it will inevitably cause a huge crack in the relationship between the two. This pair of perimeter combinations that have just improved will soon be torn apart because of the issue of shooting rights...

At the end of the article, the expert still wrote sonorously: Cavaliers championship! !

Commentary articles like this have sprung up one after another. The limelight was very strong, overshadowing Snoopy's 49-point super triple-double and leading the team to reverse and win.

People who didn't watch the game would even think that the Cavaliers won the game.

However, in fact, the Cavaliers are very distressed at this time. Their coaching staff has already felt a deep crisis, which far exceeds the first loss at home.

Because the loss in the first game was accidental, Snoopy's suicidal style of play cannot last.

But tonight's defeat carries some inevitability. McBrown recalled the sharp offensive performance of Snoopy and Derrick Rose, and he still feels his scalp tingling.

From the perspective of the lineup, if there is no way to take the lead in the positional battle. Once entering a fast offensive and defensive battle, it is difficult for the Cavaliers to gain an advantage from the Bulls.

And, there is a fact, McBrown had to bite the bullet and admit: "Right now, the Bulls lineup restrains us a bit!"

When he said these words to the teaching assistant team, each of the assistant teaching team frowned, feeling a lot of pressure!

Because, with Snoopy's offensive abilities activated, that's indeed true.

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