Guard With a Knife

As Reggie Miller talked with Bill Walton.

When Snoopy ruthlessly massacred the Cavaliers on LeBron James' night of conferring the gods despite the "mocking and disapproval" of all basketball experts, all the newspapers and media on the second day uniformly put praises on them. Whether it's ESPN, or TNT, or "Sports Illustrated", or "Slam Dunk".

All the authoritative outlets were using headlines like 'New superstar rises over Illinois as it returns to the glory days of the '90s'.

Snoopy's rise to superstar status is unstoppable.

Even if his perimeter defense is still flawed, his scoring methods are still heavily criticized. But nothing can prevent his name from being placed with Kobe Bryant, Dwyane Wade, Stephen Nash, Tim Duncan... these superstars, even though his name is a little later. It is probably in the same area as Kevin Durant, the youngest scoring champion in NBA history.

"Snoopy got rid of LeBron James, which wasn't enough to replace James. But he entered a new class..."

As the duke took his first bite of blueberry jam on two slices of whole-grain bread, he heard an account of himself on ESPN's midday news.

Such an evaluation did not cause Snoopy to fluctuate emotionally.

He never takes any appreciation into his heart, and then shows off all over the world self-righteously. He just felt that the expressions in English were very complicated. If you use Chinese, the ESPN anchor can directly use four words to describe such a long passage: Tushen Proves the Tao!

The Duke has switched to TNT.

Then he saw Charles Barkley's sharpest attack on LeBron James: "For a long time, like Joe Johnson and Bosh, he was ambiguous about the future. He refused to say no to New York, and even conspired with Donny Walsh Snoopy off....None of that matters, if I was a Cleveland fan I'd be like: 'Ah, he's just trying to keep the team tight', and 'Well at least he's trying to win. ''Never mind, isn't Wade being fantasized by NJ people too?' or 'Forget it, his teammates/coaches are terrible.'. Since 2006, these excuses have been valid, but last night, none of them ... ..."

"... I was fed up with his careless runs in the third and fourth quarters, and I couldn't stand his free throws at the free throw line as if he didn't have a thing. He looked completely overwhelmed by Snoopy. The aggressiveness on display is even worse than that of an old shark."

"He is LeBron James, two-time regular season MVP. He is not so young at 25 years old, and Snoopy standing opposite him is not even 21 years old. As a person who has written various names in history , What qualifications does he have to make excuses for failure. Did Big Z come back from Washington for such a defeat? Did Cleveland accumulate strength year after year for such a defeat? It is not even necessary to compare Jordan or Burroughs De, look at how the Bostonians solve problems? Kevin Garnett's focus, Ray Allen's precision and Pierce's murderousness, even Tony Allen and Glenn Davis."

"Jordan never goes down before he runs out of ammunition. LeBron James in this game...plays like a rookie with no fighting spirit..."

From the tone of his voice, it was obvious how angry Mr. Buckley was.

Frankly, as someone who spoke directly to LeBron James last night. Snoopy didn't think James' crimes were serious. In the case of being defended consecutively, there was nothing wrong with his choice to start from basketball itself. But if he showed the murderous look of Kobe Bryant, the result of the game would indeed be different. At least, it will be extremely difficult for the Bulls to win.

Because LeBron James gave up the attack one second before Snoopy's flexibility completely disappeared.

His Excellency the Duke changed the channel.

He had no intention of listening to Charles Barkley and others' angry reprimands against LeBron James,

I also don't want to hear Chris Webber and others analyze who has a better chance of getting LeBron from James' potential next family.

FOX News reported the tears of Cleveland fans. In their pictures, the faces of Cavaliers fans after leaving the field last night were dejected. Someone even set a car on fire on the street because of the Chicago Bulls logo sticker on the poor car. Correspondingly, Chicago fans were in a carnival, and the whole city fell into a torrent of heat because of this game of defending the king of the Central Division.

Snoopy's name was constantly mentioned, and the excited fans even plastered the Duke's logo on them.

This image reminded Snoopy of Karlie Kloss's thigh, when he slipped in KK's bohemian dress during a game, opened his eyes and saw himself stuck to his thigh, that The self on the sticker even stared at the mysterious jungle: that was the beginning of the relationship between him and Carly.

As he shook his head trying to clear the stuff, FOX reported on the New York fan parade.

Angry Knicks fans staged a fiery protest at Madison Square Garden this morning, in which at least fifty images of poor Donnie Walsh were burned. Someone even stuck Donny Walsh's face on the tumbler, and fans kept attacking it with angry fists, beating it, and venting their anger.

FOX is an interesting media company.

The way they reported the news was a bit slanted. For example, he asked Donny Walsh at an impromptu press conference held by Donny Walsh: "Excuse me, what do you think the Knicks are using to attract LeBron James? Are you and Does James have the same hatred for Snoopidoo?"

This question made Donnie Walsh, who was still swearing a minute ago and announced that "the Knicks are taking the lead in competing for LeBron James", looked stiff.

He originally wanted to cool down the anger of Knicks fans through this kind of confidence call.

But it seems that he did not get the effect he expected.

New York fans still greet him with letters starting with F and S, and sometimes even use words like pussy to describe the mouth of the seventy-year-old man.

The viciousness of the Knicks fans made His Excellency raise an eyebrow, and while it was amusing, he decided not to hear their adjectives over breakfast.

However, when he changed the TV channel to the MTV channel. He heard even worse words.

The Duchess Ladies, who had been quiet and not responding to Anne Hathaway until now, finally opened fire, kicking off the battle the day after the Duke's great victory in Cleveland.

And it presents a team battle mode in which a hundred flowers bloom!

This set a new record for the duchess ladies.

The anchor of MTV even opened a special program: "Let the bullets fly for a while!"

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