Guard With a Knife

"That old woman must be crazy!! I don't know where she got the adjectives, aren't those wrinkled and drooping words used to describe herself?"

Scarlett Johansson appeared angrily on the screen, she was angry that Anne Hathaway complained in the audio that her Pussy was already crumpled. She felt very tight and delicate.

You must know that Anne Hathaway was born in 1982, while Scarlett was born in 1984, and it was at the end of November. This is why Scarlett keeps emphasizing that she is a 25-year-old girl.

"Whether it's standing or sitting. Whether it's wearing clothes or taking them off. Any inch of my skin will definitely be firmer and more elastic than hers!!"

Miss Scarlett repeatedly emphasized: "I hate Anne Hathaway's style. Everything she does is carefully planned and pre-rehearsed. What she does is to cause war. She is the kind who ignites a The forest is only for people who light the way for themselves, and she just wants to get Snoopy's attention through this matter. Look, isn't she trying her best to win over Emma Stone and Karlie Kloss?"

At the end of the interview, the reporter asked Scarlett what she thought of Taylor Swift's love songs for Snoopy.

She shrugged: "I would never say something like sending them to a dairy farm. But it turns out, it doesn't sound good. Taylor Swift should stop writing love songs to ex-boyfriends immediately."

"It's a very heartfelt suggestion."

Scarlett Johansson's first counterattack kicked off a vigorous prelude.

Then there's Jennifer Lawrence.

Lawrence, who has already been nominated for this year's Oscar for supporting actress, was questioned by Anne Hathaway about her acting skills in that audio.

"Anne Hathaway should go back and watch her own poor performances in "Brokeback Mountain" and "The Devil Wears Prada". She has no acting skills except for her appearance. The dusty high heels in the movie are worse than She looks more like the same thing. Also...I have no idea why she was cast in Les Misérables, the only thing she can do for that role is cut off her hair and close her big mouth .”

Jennifer also fought back fiercely in front of the camera.

And although Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus did not appear on the TV screen in real life. But they've also each tweeted their responses to Anne Hathaway.

Taylor Swift also accused Hathaway of hypocrisy, and she also dissed Scarlett and Hathaway's age at the same time. She thought it was a very abrupt thing for these two post-80s to appear on the list of duchess girls.

And Scarlett quickly left a message below: "Take care of your own breasts. AA!"

Scarlett's counterattack under Twitter even challenged Twitter's server, and was almost crushed by the swarming users.

At the same time, Miley Cyrus also opened up a new battlefield on Facebook. She liked an article supporting LGBT and forwarded it to her homepage.

Correspondingly, Selena Gomez forwarded an article on her homepage that Christianity opposes LGBT.

The two, one behind the other, declared war across the air.

And each led a wave of supporters, and they left messages under each other's webpages. There are also celebrities in the entertainment industry.

Justin Bieber is of course a goddess who firmly supports him, as well as the Jonathan brothers, who have recently become popular again. Some floated up again, thinking that they could participate in this kind of battle.

And there are more celebrities supporting Miley Cyrus. After all, in Hollywood, the number of lesbians or bisexuals is countless.

One of the actresses named 'Amber Heard' even paid homage to Miley Cyrus, thinking that she is an outstanding representative of women in the new era, and vowed to emphasize that she must be the same as Miley Cyrus. good friend.

All of a sudden, the entire internet was in chaos.

His Excellency the Duke was also very helpless about this.

What else can he say?

Do I have equity in both Facebook and Twitter?

Or,

I have invested in all these female stars upstairs?

Snapped!

He turned off the TV.

He feels that the quality of entertainment news is getting lower and lower recently. How can news like Justin Bieber's tattoo be on TV? The only second child of the Jonathan Brothers who is still in a relationship was unilaterally announced by Disney's little princess Demi at the Oakland Music Festival. Can it be a hot search?

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian have not come out to be demons recently, and Rihanna has actually concentrated on making music.

In this gloomy day in the European and American entertainment circles, it is not known how long the scuffle between the duchess girls will last.

Snoopy sighed.

Then in the afternoon, he picked up Westbrook from the airport. Instead of going fishing in Hawaii or making babies with Nina, this roommate actually came to Chicago.

Master Wei, who was swept away in the playoffs for the first time in his life, was rather depressed: "Why is the West so cruel?"

The Duke could only pat his head and comfort him: "You are still young."

Although Westbrook has grown muscles in his brain, he also heard that this sentence is a bit strange: "Among us, who is younger?"

"Don't pay attention to these details." His Excellency the Duke briefly mentioned it, and he took the initiative of the conversation: "Tell me, have you been kicked out of the house by Nina again this time?"

"No." Master Wei said confidently, "Do you think I'm Stephen Curry?"

This question of the soul left the Duke speechless. Indeed, Mr. Curry is currently in the absolute lead when it comes to internal fear. It seems that among the three, Mr. Curry has the highest three-point shooting percentage, which is undisputed.

"I came here to learn advanced experience." Westbrook said seriously: "Stephen told me that Marbury has an excellent locker room management philosophy, and I want to learn from him."

Forehead…….

Snoopy felt a little dazed. Is this considered good news not to go out and bad news spread thousands of miles?

I knew I wouldn't bring Curry into the locker room.

"You want to learn the philosophy of locker room management? Are you going to snatch the boss from Durant?" Snoopy suddenly came back to his senses.

"No, no, no." Master Wei quickly waved his hands: "That's not the case, our locker room is a collective leadership system, and Kevin and I are both captains!"

Snoopy raised his eyebrows slightly, thinking to himself... The temple in Oklahoma is not big, and there are actually two leadership teams.

However, he did not go further into the conversation. He pursues the principle of non-interference in the internal affairs of other teams.

The car continued to drive forward.

Westbrook saw that Snoopy stopped talking about learning locker room management from Marbury, so he began to ask the latest hot gossip. He didn't know where he heard the news: "Someone saw Annie Hai on the plane Servi's last game was the best for Cleveland..."

"Who did you hear that from?"

The Duke immediately became alert, and subconsciously said: "During the intermission, I didn't..."

Having said that, he quickly braked.

"Let's talk to Marbury about the philosophy of locker room management."

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