Guard With a Knife

? Unlike Michael Jordan's faint sorrow, Dennis Rodman talked in front of Andrews. He said that Snoopy represents a new direction of modern basketball, and he believes that Snoopy has redefined NBA blue-collar players.

Finally, he did not forget to tell the female audience in front of the TV: "If you want a better experience, you should hand the note to the player with the most rebounds in the hotel where the player stays. They are the real physical players. Those Guys who are good at scoring are usually..."

ESPN cut the signal.

They believe that Rodman can't spit out any decent words from his mouth wearing a nose ring and lip ring.

In fact, he also asked for Andrews' phone number after the interview. The reason is that he has seen Andrews' set of pictures, and he feels that he can give Andrews a different user experience.

Of course, he also vigorously condemned Andrews' ex-boyfriend, because he posted those pictures.

Unfortunately, Andrews did not tell Rodman his number. She wasn't interested in the clinical experience Rodman bragged about, and she really didn't want to watch a man fall asleep with wrinkled skin covered in colorful tattoos.

What she thought was: How nice it would be if Snoopy asked for my phone number. My so many postures will definitely make him linger and his feet will be weak.

Ah.

childish.

...

The Boston Celtics made a series of whining remarks after the game.

Doc Rivers emphasized in the post-match press conference: "11:28. This is the score obtained by our two teams through free throws. I don't think this is a fair whistleblowing scale, and we will file a complaint with the league."

Lagalondo told reporters: "When you are judged as a dribbler for an ordinary dribble, you should understand what is called a body hair foul. I regret the result tonight."

"James Johnson's final press action is tantamount to murder. They send away the league's top shooter in this way, and Ray Allen has hit two three-pointers before." Kevin Garnett told the camera with staring eyes: "Could it be Isn't this a conspiracy?"

"I know you're praising Snoopy for that long 3. But I must stress, he stole. It wasn't a clean step back, he had changed his pivot foot when he was going forward."

Paul Pierce has also repeatedly emphasized.

The rhetoric spread like a plague.

And the task of responding to those remarks was given to Joakim Noah, the head of Chicago's point-and-shoot squad. He responded straightforwardly that night: "Boston should go to Italy after the series. They will definitely find the dress that suits them best during Milan Fashion Week."

"They're now like I beat my sister in the backyard when I was five years old, and then my sister cried and said I cheated at a tennis match. The reason I remember it so well is because my dad used the soles of his shoes Domestic violence against me. But now, my father obviously won't do that kind of thing again. On the one hand, it's because they are not my sisters, and on the other hand, my father doesn't like men who are like resentful wives."

"I don't give a damn about what they're saying. All I know is that we threw those arrogant and arrogant guys on the floor and beat them up."

"Frankly speaking, I really don't understand why middle-aged men like to solve problems with their mouths and tongues."

Joakim Noah taunted.

And, don’t forget to @these old brothers on Twitter, wishing them a happy Women’s Day next year!

Snoopy didn't have the energy to care what the Bostonians said after the game.

By saying this, they obviously want to put pressure on the referees in this way, so that they will make judgments that are inclined to them in the next game.

The older generation of players and managers love to use this set.

"I'm really fine, Mom. I assure you, it's just a slit less than a centimeter. When I go back to sleep for a night, it will scab over on its own."

On the way home, the little duke kept comforting the sweet song queen who was sobbing on the phone.

He really didn't know why this little injury made the old mother who was used to wind and rain comparable to Lin Daiyu.

In fact, his cell phone was nearly overwhelmed by incoming text messages and calls in the locker room.

Phone calls and text messages came like snowflakes.

Snoopy was simply overwhelmed.

He could only find time to text everyone back, and he posted a selfie on his social networking page that night. He meant to tell everyone who cared about him: The wound is really not serious at all. If there is no bleeding, it may even be a fingernail pinch.

However, after the little duke's first selfie was released.

The following message is directly crooked.

"Wow! The little duke is so handsome!! He's as cool as a work of art, get out of the way, I'm going to lick my screen!"

"Oh my god, I'm going to have to download it to my phone. It's a work of art, God!! How could that stupid big man have the heart to destroy such a flawless face."

"Wow! I feel like I'm ovulating! Snoopy separated my wall!"

"I can't help imagining the scene where this face is breathing on my neck, and he is biting my earlobe...Ah! I'm healed."

"..."

A selfie has sent women across America into a frenzy.

One can imagine how lethal the little duke is to women! !

...

It took the Duke about thirty minutes to comfort the 'Queen of Sweet Songs'. Then, he also returned to his own house.

However, when he turned on the light, he actually saw Selena lying on the sofa.

"Hey, how did you get in?" Snoopy was extremely shocked.

"You forgot to close the door of the back garden." The little Disney princess shrugged, and then came over: "Let me see your wound."

Selena leaned forward, and she stood on tiptoe.

She didn't come to see the wound at all.

She had liked the little duke's selfie twenty minutes earlier.

When she stood on tiptoe, the first thing she did was to bite Snoopy's mouth: "You charming guy, give me the antidote, use your tongue to open my thoughts..."

Like a dexterous boa constrictor, she jumped onto Snoopy's body deftly, and clamped her legs tightly around the Duke's waist.

"I'm not letting you go, man. Those women who commented on the page should know that only I can experience your impact tonight."

Selena exhaled Youlan.

She has not been indebted to the Duke for too long, and she can't wait to let the little Duke experience her yoga moves.

Frankly speaking, the little duke is indeed a little tired tonight.

But...his little brother is not affected by physical fitness at all, it turns out....

The spring scenery in the garden cannot be closed.

Milk swallows cry spring, the sound is slow!

...

Selena arrived in Chicago to shoot the music video for her new album. In fact... Justin Bieber is in Chicago tomorrow.

He sees this as a rare opportunity.

Therefore, he clearly told reporters in an interview: "There are infinite possibilities between me and Selena."

But when the words were broadcast on TV, Selena was lying in Snoopy's arms, and in the warm morning sun, she looked like a lazy cat, limp and boneless. On Snoopy's body.

"Last night Snoopy was injured by a Celtics player on the court, which caused an uproar in the entertainment industry. Not only Britney Spears expressed condemnation on Twitter. Miley Cyrus also expressed opposition to court violence, Anne Hathaway It even directly asked the NBA to ban KG who had offended her... Obviously, the duchess girls are extremely dissatisfied with this. Some even said that Snoopy should quit the court and concentrate on singing..."

Snapped!

His Excellency raised his hand and turned off the TV.

He really doesn't like gossip programs like MTV.

"I hope you can come to Los Angeles sooner." Selena thoughtfully drew small circles on Snoopy's chest.

Last night, Snoopy promised to write her a new song, which made her jump and dance with joy, putting her yogi skills to good use.

In fact, Snoopy also likes motivated girls like Selena. A motivated girl is like Hai Lan's family. Every time she lies on the bed, she will have new surprises

"But it's a duet song," Snoopy declared ahead of time.

"It's okay, I can have Demi sing with me."

Demi?

Snoopy frowned. Two days ago, Brother Jonathan also said some jealous nonsense because of Demi. Snoopy didn't want to get into trouble.

"It doesn't matter, she is my best friend." Selena emphasized emphatically: "She is completely different from Miley Cyrus."

Forehead…….

All right.

Snoopy agreed.

Then he got up to wash up after confirming that Selena was unable to fight anymore, and he will fly to Boston in the afternoon, and then play the fifth game tomorrow night.

Snoopy doesn't plan to drag the game into Game 6, even though it would allow the owner to sell an extra game.

But obviously, whether it is Reinsdorf or Gary Forman, they are not interested in this, and they all hope to solve Boston as soon as possible.

Because the Celtics are so dangerous, once they are given a chance, they are very likely to bite back and resurrect from defeat.

At 3:30 in the afternoon, Snoopy showed up at the airport on time.

On the drive to the airport, he found himself the new pride of Illinois. Last night's victory gave Bulls fans great confidence and belief. Before the start of the playoffs, they never dreamed that the team could eliminate the Cavaliers and push the seasoned Celtics to a corner.

But now, even...ESPN and other mainstream media are emphasizing that the Chicago Youth Army has greatly distanced itself from the Thunder and the Trail Blazers. Once the Bulls defeat Boston, they will become the new kings of the Eastern Conference and start a dynasty revival. the road.

This is quite different from their previous arguments.

The strength of the Bulls can no longer be belittled. A young team that has defeated the Cavaliers and Celtics in a row deserves any praise.

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