Guard With a Knife

Joakim Noah staggered onto the plane in Elvis steps, and then he started singing Michael Jackson's song with James Johnson: Billie-Jean-Is-Not-My-Lover… .

Shaking they are very excited and happy.

The consecutive defeats of the Celtics made them famous. James Johnson has been called the most promising wing defender of the new generation, and Joakim Noah has been named White Russell.

In addition to the recognition and appreciation of basketball, they also gained ambiguity from many girls off the court.

Like in their song: Who's gonna be the one she dances with on the dance floor, she says I'm the one.

They are becoming the darlings of various social occasions in Chicago, and countless invitations to proms have been sent to them, including high-end modeling bureaus.

As men, how could they be indifferent to this?

"I love Snoopy!!"

Joakim Noah hugged James Johnson and praised loudly: "He gave me 50,000 more fans. And 90% of them are women. They like to watch me scold Kevin Garnett on Twitter. They like my Rude, some even sent me private messages saying they wanted to call me."

"My God! Basketball is amazing."

Noah is never tired of it, and it is conceivable that he will be very happy this summer.

Stephen Marbury did not stop the happy sex that the two young people longed for. In the NBA, it's not politically wrong for players to discuss their sexual partners, and compared to the locker rooms he used to spend every day discussing the taste of big men, he thinks this place is simply wonderful.

The meal has to be eaten bite by bite, and Marbury believes that their ideological consciousness will improve sooner or later.

Just like Eddie Curry now, he can even lift dumbbells on the plane.

In fact, he originally wanted to do some push-ups, but the pilot stopped him for safety reasons.

"Can we make it to the Eastern Conference Finals in Boston?"

Derrick Rose asked uncertainly in Snoopy's private room.

Snoopy laughed, and he said to Derrick Rose: "You know what? Once you let the young people taste the sweetness of victory,

Their enthusiasm will not stop. It's like a boy who goes out with his girlfriend for the first time. Once he succeeds, he won't put on his pants for the whole night. "

Forehead…….

Derrick Rose raised his eyebrows, he thought about it, and he felt that this metaphor was really subtle. The first time of his life and the seventh time of his life happened on the same night, when the woman named Anferni almost collapsed. This is why every time the Bulls play the Nuggets, Derrick Rose will always attack Cameron: because their names are too close.

"Look at Joakim and James out there, they want to tear the bones out of the Celtics right now, and then go back to Chicago and party all night with those admirers."

Snoopy said with a smile.

He doesn't think Game 5 will be a turning point in the series, although the Celtics will definitely play a more active, tougher and even dirtier game when they return to home.

However, Snoopy is confident to solve all this.

When we meet on a narrow road, the brave wins.

He firmly believes that the current bulls are more brave and tough than the Celtics!

After all, how could the blood of old people be hotter than that of young people?

...

For the Bostonians, this round of the series has reached this point, which they did not expect at all. They thought that this would be the best opportunity to kill Snoopy to complete the shame of last season's black eight.

However, what I didn't expect was that Snoopy was upgraded again, and led the young Bulls to play a more tenacious style, taking victory in head-to-head again and again.

What frustrates Bostonians the most is the turn of public opinion. Before the series, the media believed that the Celtics would easily beat the Bulls.

But now, the Bulls seem to be the co-owner of the new generation that everyone expects.

Boston became the stepping stone for the young duke to lead his team to the throne.

Moreover, in the eyes of those crazy little duke women, it is still a dirty stepping stone.

That's why, when Boston issued a complaint after Game 4, it was met with widespread derision. Only the Boston media is crying out for them.

And other media are mocking: 'Don't forget how you framed Snoopy in the first game. ’ ‘It wasn’t just Ray Allen who had his brow bone broken by an elbow last night. ’ ‘If it was a fair game, you would have been swept away. '...

These voices come and go, among which the Los Angeles media is the most active.

In the summer of 2008, all the Boston media was mocking the Lakers for being limp like macaroni.

Now, feuding Los Angeles finally found a chance to revenge.

...

Game 5 of the Chicago Bulls' life-and-death game against the Boston Celtics kicks off at 7:00 ET.

In the locker room before the game, Kevin Garnett held a huge meeting. He emphasized at the meeting that if the game cannot defend the home court, then the entire Boston will be ashamed, and all players will be ashamed. He even talked about ... the biggest crisis Boston has had since the summer of 2007.

Then, he ended the conversation with a howling roar. He is keen on using sound waves to boost morale.

...

As soon as the game started, North Shore Garden created an astonishing momentum. Everyone in the packed arena shouted in unison: Defend!

Everything is as they beat the Lakers in Game 6 of the 2008 Finals.

Kobe Bryant clenched his fists tightly in front of the TV. At this moment, he projected all his blessings on Snoopy. He hoped that Snoopy could carry his hopes and kill the Celtics.

Snoopy didn't disappoint him.

On the first ball, he went straight to the basket.

He tricked Perkins with a signature fake shot, and then took off directly, even pushing Perkins up.

Forcibly create a foul.

The referee couldn't ignore it.

Snoopy's fouls were too harsh.

"That's why we shoot more free throws than you guys."

What's interesting is that before the little Duke walked to the free throw line, he didn't forget to "explain" to Doc Rivers on the sidelines.

This sentence was recorded by TNT, which habitually placed a microphone on the sidelines, and played it.

Kobe Bryant smiled knowingly in front of the TV. He liked Snoopy's personality on the court.

Swish!

Swish!

Two free throws and two hits took the lead to open the situation.

Subsequently, both sides fell into a high-intensity confrontation.

It has to be said that the complaints from the Bostonians before the game had some effect. Tonight's referee chose to ignore some fouls that could be blown or not, which brought greater scale to Boston's defense.

Although both the Black Mamba and Charles Barkley in the live broadcast room are yelling: This is simply dirty basketball.

But I have to admit that the Celtics are more at home on this scale. They took a 5-point lead in the first quarter.

Then after entering the second quarter, they continued to slightly expand their lead.

Entered the locker room with a 49:41 lead of 8 points at halftime.

After the start of the second half, Snoopy's team launched a sharp counterattack, but it didn't work at first. Until Snoopy was directly brought down by Perkins in another foul, he fell to the bottom line. He was hugged by the beautiful manager watching the game from the sidelines.

After the game continued, Snoopy blocked his throat with a sword from beyond the three-point line.

With Snoopy hitting a three-pointer, the Bulls' offense was instantly activated.

Derrick Rose and Snoopy immediately launched a quick offensive, while Quentin Richardson, Joakim Noah and Luol Deng desperately scored points.

In this regard, the Celtics, who had consumed halftime, were a little tired of coping, and their lead was wiped out in the third quarter.

Snoopy's three-pointer at the buzzer allowed the two sides to enter the fourth quarter with 72:72.

The black mamba in front of the TV was already dancing with excitement, and even forgot about the oriental magic whip tonic that Vanessa handed over.

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