Guard With a Knife

"A miraculous thing happened. Our puppy devoured the Memphis Tigers. He fell from the sky like an eagle. His giant palm ruthlessly suppressed the legendary dunk of the prospective champion. This is the second prospective champion who fell under his palm , In fact, if you add OJ Mayo in the group stage, he has already completed the counterattack against the three most popular No. 1 picks this year!!"

Kenny Smith screamed from the commentary booth, his volume was very loud, because the whole audience was screaming with all their strength: Snoopy! !

"Our puppy looks majestic, and his blocks will be recorded in NCAA history forever. But, I don't think he will like himself now." Charles Barkley laughed: "The two red ones on his forehead God knows why Miley Cyrus put dark lipstick on herself before going out today? She probably didn’t expect her rumored boyfriend to be a game-ruling superhero?”

"I think it's very artistic. A tough guy with flaming red lips printed on his forehead. This is such a trendy performance art."

Kenny Smith has a different opinion. He believes that Charles Barkley's art appreciation needs to be improved.

Earl Johnson obviously couldn't stand them dragging the topic too far, and he quickly got back on track: "Okay, now we see that Snoopy has been thrown up by his teammates, the head coach of the University of Memphis, Calipari Mr. Ben Holland also shook hands with Ben Holland in a friendly manner, and then led their players off the court, amidst the ribbons flying in the sky at Staples Arena, they have to prepare for next season."

"Now Staples has fallen into a frenzy, and the celebrities on the sidelines are also screaming vigorously. This is the charm of the NCAA. This is the uniqueness of Los Angeles, the City of Angels. There will never be a lack of stars here."

"We saw Kobe Bryant standing up, and he was applauding hard. He was surrounded by Lakers general manager Kupchak, senior vice president Jeanie Buss, and former core player Jordan Farmar. Oh …Sr. Winter was there too. Looks like the Lakers would love to keep some good kid in L.A. Will it be Snoopy the dog?”

"Okay. Let's review the whole process of Snoopy's block."

With Earl Johnson's words, ESPN switched to the previous playback screen.

Derrick Rose pierced through the perimeter defense like lightning, then reached the free throw line and then used Joey Dorsey's thick body to get rid of Luke Mbah a Moute's entanglement, and then Snoopy standing on the side was like a stake Usually passed by him.

He held the basketball in his right hand like he was setting fire to the sky, and rushed towards the basket fiercely, but at the same time as he took off.

Snoopy turned sideways suddenly, and took two steps in a row to catch up directly behind him... His stride was not large, but his speed was astonishing, as if he had increased tenfold in an instant. When he came to Derrick Rose, he even paused for a moment, then jumped up suddenly, and then slapped Derrick Rose's basketball hard on the backboard, and then rebounded fiercely.

"The puppy was not as slow as expected. Although the quasi-champion was a bit careless, it only took him about a second from turning sideways to catching up with Derek."

Earl Johnson said rigorously: "So, it's time to improve Snoopy's draft pick again."

While Johnson reminded the major draft platforms to improve Doug's draft pick, Snoopy, who was put down by his teammates, took the initiative to walk to Mr. Ben Holland, and he hugged him: "I'm sorry to say that at the last moment of the game. Those words, but really ... I'm not taking it on you, I'm just trying to create a misunderstanding with Derrick Rose that gives up other offensive options and goes straight to the rim."

"Happily, we succeeded."

Doug uses 'we' instead of 'I'.

To be honest, Ben Howland was a little unhappy. But Snoopy walked up to him and hugged him, and his tone was so sincere and frank that he couldn't get angry anymore.

He swears that this is the player with the highest emotional intelligence he has ever coached. Generally speaking, if other players do something like Snoopy, they will definitely show off their might, claiming that they are number one in the world, and they don’t care about anyone’s feelings at all, including head coach.

Not so with Snoopy, whose upbringing and intelligence make it hard not to like him.

He patted Snoopy on the back: "No need to apologize, boy, you are the hero of the team, you saved the game."

"It's just that I'm surprised, why is your speed suddenly so fast?"

Ben Howland expressed the biggest question in his heart.

"Actually... I used to be very fast, but the sudden increase in height slowed down my speed." Duge concealed the truth about the speed.

Ben Howland nodded suddenly.

"It seems that your coordination and flexibility can also be recovered. Starting today, practice more full-court confrontation. Don't practice those weird hanging upside down and stabbing balloons. Your rapid growth is from Sa It started after Temento played the tournament, Leon Bob's set didn't work at all."

When Ben Howland said this, a TNT sideline reporter walked over with a microphone, followed by several reporters holding a recording pen, including two Chinese.

Holland hurriedly moved out of his position in a "fun" manner. In this game, Snoopy, who scored 8 points, 9 rebounds and 5 blocks, was the real protagonist.

"Hey! Snoopy, how does it feel to block the lore? You became the team's savior at the last moment and eliminated the University of Memphis led by the prospective champion Derrick Rose. How excited are you now ? If you were given a donut, would you eat it in one bite?"

Craig Sager is TNT's most famous sideline reporter. He always wears colorful suits and is a beautiful landscape in NBA games. Many players even call him Mr. Colored Suits.

In addition to the colorful dress, his humorous conversation is always talked about. One of the most anticipated is the interview with Popovich in every Spurs game. Usually this time will reach a small peak of TNT live broadcast ratings, even if the game is over at this time.

Because the humorous dialogue between them has always been the sideline interview that the majority of NBA fans look forward to.

Today, he met Snoopy.

Snoopy is not a master of bad jokes, but he has his own aura.

He told Craig very seriously: "If you can get the collective approval of the coaching team, the nutritionist team, and the physical fitness team, I don't mind showing you how to swallow a high-calorie donut in one bite, although I don't care about it." Not as excited as you said"

"Forehead…."

This answer caught Craig by surprise, but he, who has experienced many battles, quickly asked the second question: "So, are you saying that you are not excited at all? You overshadowed the prospect of the 2008 draft. No. 1."

"It's not that I'm not excited at all, but my heart has calmed down now. My excitement is in Kevin Love, Luke Mbah a Moute, Russell Westbrook, they threw me into the sky for the 14th time. It had completely disappeared by the time I was there. I never thought that being a hero would be such a dangerous thing, and I was afraid that they would accidentally miss me."

"About the matter of blocking the quasi-championship, I actually completed it not long ago, and Michael Beasley also made the top five goals of the day, although it seems that he doesn't like that honor."

The puppy is serious.

But some journalists were already laughing.

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