Guard With a Knife

The audience in front of the TV can't help but laugh. Some of them have watched ESPN's interview with the dog before. His classic saying "Actually, I'm a point guard" came from this. However, they didn't expect Snoopy to be so funny, and he was so serious that he didn't think he was being funny at all.

"Well, Snoopy. I can tell you for sure that Derek will also be on the top five balls because of you tonight, but he still won't like this honor." Craig Sager told the puppy with a smile, And continued to ask: "As the only 'point guard' in the NCAA who blocked two consecutive top picks and defeated them, will you participate in this year's NBA draft?"

"I will tell you this question after the finals." The puppy kept his mouth shut.

Craig could only shrug his shoulders, and then teased: "So what are you going to do with the two red lips on your forehead? Miley Cyrus should be using YSL lipstick in color number 080 today, you can reach out Taste it, there will be a little sweetness and astringency."

Craig is very professional on this issue, more abundant than his basketball knowledge.

TNT viewers were quick to see Snoopy frantically wiping his brow, but this backfired, leaving his entire brow flushed as the lipstick spread.

This made many female viewers have a strong desire to own a lipstick of YSL color number 080, the quality is too good.

"Dug, you are lucky!"

A Chinese reporter suppressed a smile and said auspicious words.

Doug hurriedly ended the interview in embarrassment, ran away, rushed into the locker room, and quickly completed the baptism.

The reporters laughed together, as did the audience in front of the TV, and the three commentators in the TNT commentary booth even rubbed their stomachs.

A life-and-death battle of iron and blood in an instant turned into a comedy ending because of YSL lipstick

But apparently, the comedy couldn't make Derrick Rose laugh.

He showered in the locker room, then stepped out in an Adidas suit and officially announced to the media that he would enter the 2008 NBA draft.

A reporter asked him about his views on the past season, and he said sincerely: "I have no regrets, it's just that losing makes me unhappy."

Later, a Chinese reporter asked him what he thought of Duge.

Derrick Rose answered seriously after confirming that 'Doug' was Snoopy: "He is an excellent rim protector and has a very high talent in rebounding and blocking shots. If it weren't for his block at the last moment, victory It would be Memphis. I think he's going to be in the NBA in the future."

The prospective champion gave Snoopy a high evaluation.

Then the topic turned to NBA issues, and everyone was asking which team he was more interested in. No reporter is going to keep poking at someone's scars, especially if he's showing enough grace.

And his teammate Joey Dorsey seemed to have no manners. He did not accept interviews from reporters, and even vented with displeasure when the reporters followed him: "You should visit Snoopy, he is the one who will meet Talking on the mic! I just have one thing to say to you guys, pass it on to Snoopy. If he enters the NBA draft this year, then I will. If he doesn't, then I won't. I can't wait Waiting for the next fight, I will definitely blow him up!"

His words are not as convincing as when he first said them. After all, he only scored 6 points, 5 rebounds and 2 blocks tonight, and Snoopy was completely invisible after he played in the second half. It can be said that he was completely blown away!

At the same time, Snoopy's phone was about to be blown up by Miley Cyrus.

When Snoopy came out of the shower room and pressed the answer button, he immediately rejected Miley Cyrus' dinner invitation and sternly reminded Miley Cyrus on the phone: "Didn't you say you don't like men? Why are you still kissing me without permission? And after applying YSL lipstick in shade 080.

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Miley Cyrus is quick to show her logical thinking as a normal woman. "How do you know it's YSL lipstick? How do you know it's 080 color? Do you often buy this lipstick for your ex-girlfriend?"

To be honest, the puppies have a breakdown: Why don't all women have the ability to talk about things? Why do you always have to make excuses on the minutiae?

"If you watch TNT, you'll see why I know it's the damn YSL080 shade. Also, now that almost every fan following the game already knows the brand and the shade, you should go to YSL Charge some endorsement fees, this is more important than dinner."

"Okay, I have other things to do, bye."

The puppy hung up the phone.

Miley Cyrus over there looked embarrassed, and Selena Gomez next to her smiled and comforted: "Actually, we all know that you are pretending to be a couple. Your agent revealed this inadvertently in the morning." .”

"We won't laugh at you because of this, as if we only knew that the underwear model named Justin is not your type at all." Demi also spoke empathetically beside her.

Those words, however, made Miley Cyrus even more embarrassed. It sounded like I had been dumped all over again.

"Listen to me, within a week, I will let him climb into my princess bed obediently. I will use the whip to conquer him again and again, and I will let him understand, don't lightly ignite a woman who uses YSL080 color number The lust of a woman with lipstick!"

Miley Cyrus swears by it.

Demi and Selena are already used to it, they turned around and said in a tacit understanding: "Here we go again."

"I'm serious this time. I'm so in love with him. The moment he flies up and slaps the basketball towards the backboard at the last moment, how I wish he slapped my ass instead of the basketball!" Melissa Les emphasized almost hysterically: "I like this kind of violent gentleman, I hope he can slam me against the wall the moment he unbuttons his suit and tie."

"Don't laugh, I'm not joking with you."

Miley Cyrus's tone is dead serious, even though she's delivering some late-night TV lines.

"Come on, don't think we don't know you're still a virgin, you don't have to pose in front of us, you look mature and know a lot of poses. But you learned those from watching TV dramas secretly." Demi laughed He said, "Don't forget, we are all actors!"

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