Guard With a Knife

After a brief training camp, the 30 teams in the NBA started an extremely short preseason tour.

The Bulls played three games, and most other teams only had two or one.

Although the basketball media has been carefully criticizing the little duke throughout the summer, he shouldn't be making movies, he shouldn't be going to concerts, he shouldn't have so many commercial activities, and he shouldn't be rumored with so many female stars.

However, in the first game of the preseason, the Color Dog kicked Detroit's second-year center Greg Monroe to the ground with a tomahawk dunk.

All voices of doubt automatically rise to heaven.

Because before this extremely violent tomahawk snap, the little duke used an exaggerated worship movement to shake the young and fat Stucky aside, and almost didn't fall.

The flowing movements make people exclaim... The little duke has evolved again.

His physical coordination is improving at a speed visible to the naked eye.

If it hadn't been for the color dog in the last three minutes of the first quarter to express his respect for the steel city of Detroit with a ground-breaking five-piece iron, people would even suspect that he has been completely reborn.

But even so.

The Bulls fans in front of the TV are still full of hope for the new season, because Hamilton and the Duke under the new mask are perfectly integrated when he appears on the court with Luol Deng, Taj Gibson and Korver with Snoopy.

Detroit suddenly blew a violent spring breeze.

The so-called spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease.

Driven by the little duke, Taj Gibson and Lol Deng were like two sharp daggers, constantly cutting through various cutting movements, easily cutting through the defense line of Detroit's steel girl. Then, Korver and Hamilton continued to drive bullets into their dead spots through precise shots.

The dilapidated Pistons failed to withstand the Bulls' offensive in three quarters.

In fact, if it weren't for the color dog's 2-for-12 Kobe-style shooting from beyond the three-point line, the game would have no suspense before the halftime break.

It is worth mentioning that Derrick Rose did not play tonight.

The guy chipped his little finger while peeling an apple at a hotel in Detroit and, according to the team doctor, almost went to the bone.

This time became a joke in the media. It was the first time in the NBA that the apples were peeled so hard.

Rose was a little depressed about this, and he complained in the locker room: "If MTV hadn't been reporting which duchess girl you would marry, I wouldn't have cut my hand at all!"

This makes the color dog feel quite innocent.

At the same time, the players began to think about the offseason.

So, a group of people came up and asked, "Hey, are you really going to marry Daphne?"

"What about the princesses?"

"Where did you and the three princesses disappear from the beach in October?"

"Did you really spend the night with Emma Watson in England?"

"Also, what about the Korean son-in-law?"

"By the way, there are also female stars from your own country..."

"..."

Led by Lol Deng, a bunch of bored guys stormed their leader.

This makes the color dog miss Marbury very much.

Facts have proved that a team without a political commissar is soulless.

"I think your ideological consciousness is declining very quickly!!"

The little duke dropped these words and fled from the dressing room.

Then in Indiana, he unleashed his anger on home fans holding signs in bikinis with Duke girls.

Although Paul George explained to Snoopy that in Indiana, the folk customs are like this.

But the color dog still rushed into the penalty area angrily and completed nine dunks, and every time he dunked, he would stare hard at the fans holding up the bikini sign. Even after pinning Hibbert to his crotch, he still pointed his middle finger at the clamoring Pacers fans.

This played a key role for him to receive an early graduation certificate.

Amid the boos of the local fans, the little Duke walked out of the arena with his head held high.

He doesn't like the atmosphere.

In fact, as he left, he thought angrily: Better not let me meet you guys in the playoffs! ! I'm not giving Reggie Miller any favors.

Snoopy can accept people around him making fun of himself, but he can't tolerate those rude fans making unsightly banners and billboards. This kind of behavior neither respects those female stars nor respects themselves.

After Snoopy went off. Lol Deng led the team to continue the onslaught, and he couldn't sit back and watch the game be overturned by the Pacers.

They did a great job.

Carlos Boozer rushed to the basket and forced layups several times despite his severe fat during the offseason.

And after he got it, he didn't forget to curse at the side of the court.

He scolded very cryptically.

This made the referee very uncomfortable and didn't know whether to give T or not.

This is the brilliance of the old NBA fritters.

After the game, Carlos Boozer did not change his style from last season at all. He talked about the greatness of the Little Duke in front of the Indiana media. At the same time, he also criticized the Pacers' fan culture: "Those things are meaningless except for Snoopy's anger and massacre."

"Although Indiana has a tradition of offending basketball rulers, you have to pay attention. The current bull ruler is much more brutal than the previous one, so he will not give you a chance to resist. Just wait and see!"

Carlos Boozer has the air of a hard-talking expert.

Many media ridiculed his annual salary of 15 million and 14 million in the offseason to praise the little duke's labor expenses.

How could Boozer accept such humiliation? Therefore, this season he has increased the business of "speaking harshly". He wants to make the Bulls' management feel value for money!

This spirit of excellence in service was unanimously appreciated and highly praised by the Bulls players after the game!

Before Marbury went to Beijing, Luol Deng, who talked with him for two nights, delivered an important speech from a high-level view. He believed that he had spoken what was in the locker room. Work hard and continue to deepen.

Carlos Boozer said that he must make persistent efforts and live up to expectations.

Frankly speaking, the atmosphere of this postgame meeting made the new mask man and rookie Jimmy Butler feel novel. But at the same time, they also showed a high level of ideological awareness, actively moved closer to the organization, and deeply understood the highest purpose and highest core of the Bulls locker room.

The Bulls' third preseason game was at the United Center.

Because David Stern, whose brain was kicked by a donkey, was arranged in Los Angeles for the opening game on Christmas Day, the game against the New York Knicks was flooded with 20,000 people.

In this massive home cheer event.

The New York Knicks, the lifelong enemies of the color dog, suffered another disastrous defeat. They were knocked out at the beginning of the game, and then they were grabbed by the brutal Chicago people and force-fed cockroaches. The scores started to jump up from double digits, and the price increase in each quarter exceeded 10 points, and finally at the end of the fourth quarter.

62-121! !

It's a magic score.

After the Knicks were brutally slaughtered by 56 points in the playoffs by the young Duke who showed great power, they sent another auspicious gift package in the preseason when they bid farewell to the old and welcome the new.

The 58-point fiasco was transmitted back to New York State, and the entire city fell silent.

The next day's New York Times was there to mutter: Isn't Snoopy a little too unkind. His anger should be over, right?

to be honest.

Color dog is very innocent.

He only played 22 minutes and only scored an economical triple-double of 15 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds and 2 steals. What do you want him to do?

Who is to blame for the New York team now that the Mud Bodhisattva crosses the river? Stoudemire had just finished the operation, and Carmelo Anthony was eating chubby in New York, and his eyes were also facing the iron eater. Plus a bunch of stragglers who don't know where they came from.

Losing only 58 points is already very face-saving.

Besides, when Anthony led the Nuggets to slaughter Chris Paul by 58 points in the playoffs, the New York Times didn't see you saying it was unreasonable! The No. 1 point guard in the NBA is still carrying the label of '58 City', what did he say?

Speaking of 58 city.

The Bulls' debut was indeed a trip to the city of Los Angeles.

This arrangement made Chicago fans extremely angry, thinking that everyone at the top of the league had their brains kicked by a donkey.

Chicago's majestic championship, going to Los Angeles for the opening game? ?

What are the Lakers?

Last year's semi-finals were swept away, so why? To fight is also to fight against last year's Western Conference champion Mavericks!

Besides, in the other game of the opening game, what does it mean to send the Mavericks to Miami?

Cross-infection?

Bulls fans are very upset!

The Bulls players are also full of anger. This arrangement means that they can only return to the home court to receive the championship ring after playing the Lakers, Clippers, Kings, and Warriors!

Luol Deng even wrote @David Stern in the edit box of Twitter several times: Come out and get beaten!

Then delete it again.

The British chief is a bit cowardly!

In contrast, France's Noah, who has gained a lot of weight, is much stronger. When he arrived in Los Angeles, he said disapprovingly: "I didn't regard it as a Christmas game. This is an ordinary regular season. The Lakers are no longer at the level of the Christmas game."

He is very frank.

And he also dissed Andrew Bynum's remarks during the offseason that he was not worthy of the best defensive second team. "That guy just needs to fix his hair. He doesn't understand defense at all."

The speech full of gunpowder made the people of Los Angeles very unhappy.

But there is no way, the momentum of the Lakers is indeed declining now. Especially when the three-party deal was rejected, and then Chris Paul was traded to the Clippers, the team in the same city, the Zijin Army seemed to have entered the downward channel.

Most importantly, four days ago. The 33-year-old Kobe Bryant played against the Clippers in the preseason. He was blocked on a layup against DeAndre Jordan. After falling to the ground, it was found that the right wrist was injured. It was later diagnosed as a torn interosseous ligament of the triangular wrist, and the injury was serious.

However, if he undergoes surgery, he will be out for at least several weeks.

This is very unfavorable to the situation of the Lakers in the new season.

Therefore, he refused surgery.

And emphasized: "No matter how bad the situation is, I will do my best to help the team. Even if I cut off my injured right hand, I will use the other hand to play the opening game!"

This is very tough.

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