Guard With a Knife

Angelenos' love for Snoopy continues unabated, even as the perverts spend the summer idling in Hollywood.

The only complaint that Los Angeles people have with the Color Dog this past offseason is: Why did your two concerts be arranged at the Western Conference Arena instead of the Staples Arena.

Therefore, it is not difficult to understand that when Snoopy played, the audience cheered.

In fact, when the Duke Dog and the Black Mamba embraced before the opening scene, many rotten women were screaming: together! together! !

God knows what they think.

Color Dog is rumored with all kinds of female stars almost every day.

As for the Black Mamba, in addition to the romance in 2003, in October, media including ESPN, Leggo, Yahoo and other media also broke out scandals on a large scale. They claimed that Kobe met Italian star Vieri's ex-girlfriend beauty anchor Melisa Sata at a party in Milan. After the banquet, Sata left first and then went to the hotel where Kobe stayed until the next day. I left early in the morning.

It does sound very similar to the plot of the color dog at a London night party with Emma Watson.

ESPN even wrote in the breaking news article: Vanessa must be the person who most opposes Snoopy joining Los Angeles. She absolutely does not want her husband to let himself go with the help of the Duke Dog, and go to Europe twice a year. There is Xin Yanyu!

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Although the head coach of the Lakers changed from Phil Jackson to Mike Brown, Mike Brown obviously has not found his identity. His long career as an assistant coach in Cleveland made him even forget how to command a strong NBA team.

He followed Cao's rules and let the players continue to implement triangle tactics on the court.

Frankly speaking, this Lakers team is too old. There is nothing new between them, just like a couple who have been married for thirty years, any subtle cooperation seems full of perfunctory.

While Kobe Bryant, in the armguard, has been there to show his willpower, he's also shown his art of blacksmithing.

Obviously, the right arm injury is still affecting him, and his body can no longer keep up with his determination.

Also unable to keep up with his determination, there are other Lakers players.

Since being eliminated cleanly by the Dallas people with 4-0 in April, the attitude of the whole team seems to be the walking dead whose soul has been taken away.

In addition, Andrew Bynum was suspended for a malicious foul on Barea in the playoffs last season.

Therefore, there is not much suspense when the game has almost entered the second half.

The only thing fans in front of the TV talk about is that in the third quarter, the color dog made a variety of picturesque pull-up jumpers, turn-around jumpers, and pull-up shots... Yes, after a summer of tempering, Snoopy His movements became more and more harmonious, more and more stretched, and even felt a little elegant.

But, bang bang bang bang!

When the basketball is like a hammer, it keeps hitting the Los Angeles basket.

Charles Barkley couldn't help saying on TV: "It's time for Snoopy to cut ties with Kobe Bryant. He is becoming the second Black Mamba!"

And after this rant.

The entire TNT began to discuss the scandal of the three Miss Emmas on the sidelines.

God knows why the three Emmas are suddenly brought together tonight, is it because God knows this is a boring Christmas battle?

"In my opinion, Emma Roberts is the most beautiful female star of the three Emmas. Although she is a bit of a hobbit, if you look down from the eyes of a basketball player.

Kenny Smith took the initiative to talk about this matter: "But anyway, being able to gather the love of the three Miss Emmas is an unprecedented thing, which is far more difficult than getting a triple-double in this game!" "

Charles Barkley agreed with his judgment, and he also believed that the difficulty of gathering the three Emmas was far more difficult than handling the little Disney princess. After all, it's the same man that little Disney princesses have always loved to scramble for.

And these three Emmas come from different classes and different countries and have completely different growth experiences.

However, just like a basketball hits the hoop from all angles, the color dog becomes their intersection point, and may even be the end point!

"So, why don't we talk about the attractiveness of basketball players to female stars? Before Snoopy turned out, female stars were more likely to gossip with football players or even tennis players." Earl Johnson tried to keep it fair. attitude.

He vowed: "This has definitely changed the ecological environment of the NBA. Before Snoopy, the attractiveness of NBA players' women was only that they had a lot of money and no financial concepts. The vast majority of beautiful girls As long as you put on nice clothes, and take a few boxes of family planning tools that have been pierced by needles and stay in the hotel where the players stay, there is a great chance of finding a lifetime meal ticket!"

"Are you talking about Sean Kemp? That guy is bankrupt now." Barkley complained.

"No, I think he's reminding Dwight Howard!" Kenny Smith said with a smirk.

Snapped!

As the color dog and Luol Deng joined hands to attack the black mamba and completed the steal, the topic finally returned to the game.

boom! !

Snoopy's Tomahawk dunk widened the point difference to 21 points.

Then, the Lakers requested a timeout.

Kobe Bryant clutched his right arm. He looked a little in pain. The steal just now brought him a lot of impact.

Snoopy also walked over.

The camera didn't capture what was being discussed between them.

However, soon both of them went to rest.

And at the end of the game, Snoopy also deliberately walked from the Bulls bench to the Lakers bench. This triggered inexplicable cheers from the entire arena.

"I think people in Los Angeles dream about this kind of picture. But I have to remind them that Snoopy is wearing a Bulls jersey." Charles Barkley took no time to tease the fans at the scene, and also deliberately said: "The reason why he came over is very Maybe I just want to meet with a certain Emma sitting in the middle and tell me the room number of the date tonight!!"

This aroused the strong curiosity of the audience in front of the TV.

Compared with this boring game, people are obviously more looking forward to the dessert tonight.

Actually, at this time. The three Emmas also started chatting, and they whispered beside each other, looking very intimate. After all, at least two Emmas have signed to the agency co-founded by Mother of the Dog and Daphne. Although Emma Watson is not signed, she is filming the head work of Star Dream Productions.

They should have unlimited common topics.

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When the Christmas battle in the west came to an end with 133:98, the Christmas battle on the other side had just begun.

LeBron James has indeed become stronger again, and it has become stronger visible to the naked eye. Not only did he have a stable output outside the three-point line, but he also pulled into the penalty area many times to solve the problem with post-up singles.

Whether it is Sean Marion, Vince Carter or Lamar Odom, they have not been able to complete the restrictions on him. He formed a monopoly-level dislocation advantage, just like what the Color Dogs did to the Miami paint area last season.

Even though Nowitzki is still firing on all cylinders, Jason Kidd is getting older.

But LeBron and Dwyane still have complete control in Miami. Although the final score was not as disparate as the Christmas game in Los Angeles, a large number of ball critics couldn't wait to announce that Miami had become the most powerful contender for the 2012 championship after the game!

James is just too strong.

The data of 32 points, 11 rebounds and 8 assists completely covered up Snoopy who had 21 points, 9 assists and 8 rebounds. When he also has post-up skills, Snoopy no longer has any advantage.

The little duke learned the news after having dinner with Emma Watson and Emma Roberts.

Although he knew that countless paparazzi were following him, he still calmly drove the black Mamba and took the two to a restaurant to spend Christmas Eve together.

The three of them ate very happily. After the meal, Snoopy sent the two of them off very gentlemanly, and then returned to the hotel.

The reporter did not take any valuable pictures.

Because the chassis of the Hummer is too high, it is impossible for someone to condescendingly shoot Emma Roberts' restless little hands fumbling around, and it is impossible to photograph Watson lying on the shoulder of the color dog in a slightly drunk state. Breathe into the pinna.

Anyway, after returning to the hotel, the color dog is very uncomfortable.

Why should I be so upright?

Snoopy asked himself.

Then, he had to let his restless heart slowly settle down by watching the video of Miami vs. Dallas.

Frankly speaking, LeBron James' progress is indeed beyond Snoopy's expectations. Although his post-up singles is not as good as his own, it is indeed enough. Moreover, with the increase in weight, his performance in the fourth position is indeed unexpected: Nowitzki was very uncomfortable with him.

"The Heat have indeed made great progress compared to last season!!"

After watching the video, Snoopy's eyebrows could not help but frown.

With the further running-in of the Big Three for this difficult opponent, LeBron James' strength has improved, coupled with the reinforcement of the flank defense. In essence, it has completely surpassed last season.

On the other hand, the Bulls, if not counting themselves. The overall strength is declining, after all... last season's striker lineup was too luxurious, with all kinds of types. Although this year is still above the standard, and Richard Hamilton has been introduced, as well as a good rookie Jimmy Butler. But... the decline in overall combat power is visible to the naked eye.

This means that Snoopy will be more courageous this year.

If last season's Snoopy relied on a solid and strong teammate base to support his great cause, then this season, he must play the role of carrying the whole team on his shoulders.

There is a long way to go!

Snoopy grits his teeth, then showers and goes to bed!

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The day after the Christmas game, the Bulls announced that they had completed an early contract extension with another core player, Derrick Rose. A maximum salary of 90 million U.S. dollars for five years.

Although this contract was not implemented immediately this season, it also proved the determination of the Bulls to stabilize the lineup.

This cheered up the Bulls supporters.

But many basketball experts are commenting: This contract extension does not have much practical significance, maybe it is just to increase the value of the transaction.

There have been a lot of voices circulating recently, saying that the Bulls intend to use Derrick Rose to make a deal with the Golden State Warriors, and the Bulls boss has taken a fancy to Stephen Curry's value. I think Stephen Curry has a close relationship with Snoopy, and their style of play matches, which can produce a perfect chemical reaction.

The Golden State Warriors also lack a strong No. 1 position, and Derrick Rose is undoubtedly the best puzzle.

At the same time, the sponsor and Rose's brokerage team also took a fancy to the business prospects of the Bay Area and are actively promoting the deal.

This news spread with nose and eyes, as if it would happen in an instant and be announced officially.

However, the little Duke posted his first tweet of the new season before the start of the game against the Los Angeles Clippers.

He @罗斯, congratulations on completing the contract extension. And talked about: In the next five years, we will move forward together. #This is our bull, this is our time#.

His attitude is very obvious.

subsequently. Derrick Rose is also reposting this tweet and wrote: Fight side by side and create a Bulls dynasty together!

The two of them sang and harmonized, which was quite a scene of idiots complaining about women.

Afterwards, the discussion about the deal slowly subsided. After all, Snoopy has announced that he and Derrick Rose will never be separated, so what's the point of discussing this deal? Back then, the Bulls wanted to trade Pippen for Tracy McGrady to continue the dynasty. But Michael Jordan called back all negotiations with a word of NO.

This is the power of the absolute core.

Of course, the harmony between the two still made other superstars a little upset. After all, what Snoopy said belonged to our era, and Derrick Rose answered that he created the Bull Dynasty!

Where does this leave the championship dreams of other superstars? ?

"This is our era!! Come on Thunder!!"

Kevin Durant tweeted the first time, and he didn't forget @威少主, Harden Master and Ibaka. It seems to declare that the Thunder Four are the masters of this era.

LeBron James of the Mesozoic also quickly posted: Miami Dynasty, we are on our way. @Miami! @Dwyane! !

Although the season has just started, the competition for the championship is already fierce.

In fact, if it weren't for those old guys who don't pay much attention to social networks and don't know how to use mobile phones, I'm afraid they would have already spoken out.

After all, compared to the violent temper, the old men are very hot!

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When Kevin Durant and LeBron James expressed rebuttal feelings on the Internet, the Bulls had already started the game against the Clippers. The Clippers, who got the league's first point guard, have indeed made great progress. But this improvement is far from making them eligible to compete with the defending champion: although Derrick Rose, who is eighth in the double list, did not play.

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