Happy Little Scholar

Li Yi sat in the yard and spent a long time calming down.

He once reached the peak of his life. Although it was short-lived and fleeting, he would always remember the feeling at that time.

After being insulted by Miss Liu Er for so long, at that moment, he finally completed a beautiful counterattack.

Of course, it's great, but the price paid is painful.

He was chased for several miles by Miss Liu Er. This time, instead of spanking him again, she directly tapped his smile point.

When the two of them walked back, she looked at herself like this and smiled all the way...

However, it is not without gain.

Li Yi vaguely remembered that before the two of them got drunk last night, they seemed to have reached an agreement with her.

She promised herself that they had hooked up.

Although she was still not so gentle towards him, she finally wouldn't do such a humiliating and stimulating act as spanking him.

This is a big progress and worth being happy about.

Li Yi just showed a smile on his face, but immediately stopped, holding his stomach, his expression twitching...

I laughed for too long this morning, and now my stomach hurts every time I smile...

Although I don't know what happened after that, and why he ran to Miss Liu Er's bed, this is not important, anyway, nothing happened that shouldn't have happened.

The only regret is that she managed to get drunk yesterday. This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It was a pity that no secrets could be extracted from her.

The inspiration for this idea came from Miss Liu Er. The last time she was drunk, she even asked those teachers who were both talented and virtuous, and said that she already knew all his secrets...

She did ask a lot of things, but Li Yi wouldn't believe it if he had no secrets from her.

Does she know that she is actually from another world?

Does she know, does she know why she is always being rude in front of her?

She knows nothing...

…

Xiaohuan walked out of the room, looked at her uncle with a strange expression, and asked curiously: "Uncle, did you encounter anything happy this morning?"

"No..." Li Yi said seriously that he couldn't even admit that it was because Miss Liu Er tapped his smile point.

Xiaohuan said in disbelief: "But my uncle has been laughing all morning..."

"No means no."

"Okay..." Xiaohuan stopped asking about the matter and asked: "Where did my uncle sleep last night?"

"Last night..." Li Yi thought for a moment and said, "I slept with Lao Fang."

Xiaohuan looked at Lao Fang who walked in from the door and asked, "Uncle Fang, is that right?"

Lao Fang was startled, looked at Li Yi, then looked at Xiao Huan, nodded and said: "Well, yes..."

Xiaohuan looked at Lao Fang and said, "I haven't even asked yet, what did Uncle Fang say..."

"Yes..." Lao Fang looked around, put his hands behind his back, and walked out again, "Who is it that sent you to me..."

Xiaohuan looked at Li Yi and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong with Uncle Fang?"

"Uncle Fang, he, he..." Li Yi glared at her and said, "What's the point of asking? You didn't open the door for me last night, so I had to squeeze in with Lao Fang, otherwise I could still sleep. Where, are you sleeping with the second lady?"

Li Yi looked at Miss Liu Er who came out of the room and asked, "Do you think so, Ruyi?"

Miss Liu Er glanced at him and walked out of the yard without saying anything.

"Oh..." Xiaohuan nodded, looked at the courtyard door again, and asked, "But uncle, why is the courtyard door broken..."

Li Yi knocked her head and said, "Why do you have so many questions? Do you have a hundred thousand questions..."

After he finished speaking, he was stunned. This scene and these words had a feeling of déjà vu...

Xiaohuan covered her head and said, "Then I won't ask anymore. Let me tell you a joke. The second lady asked me to tell you a few more jokes..."

Li Yi couldn't help but shiver, and felt a dull pain in his stomach again. He covered his ears: "Don't listen, don't listen..."

Xiao Huan hugged his arm and said coquettishly: "Oh, uncle, just listen..."

"Do not listen……"

"Then I will tell you what I want to say, but my uncle won't listen..."

…

The little maid was disobedient and had to be hardened if she was too soft. She put Xiaohuan on her legs and spanked her, then she never mentioned the joke again and ran away with her face covered with red face.

Watching her run away, Li Yi sat in the yard and let out a long sigh.

People say that a spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, but a thousand pieces of gold cannot buy an inch of time. Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly by...

They are all talking about the preciousness of the wedding night, which cannot be exchanged for a thousand dollars, so it needs to be cherished.

But the first time he had a wedding ceremony, he was caught by Miss Liu Er and went up the mountain to sleep on his own. That night, he was frightened by Ruyi's palm that shattered the wooden table. The second time he had a wedding ceremony, she rolled him up again. The rice dumplings couldn't move, and the spring night was wasted...

He must have owed Miss Liu Er a lot of money in his previous life, even two thousand gold was not enough...

Ruyiruoqing Zuimo and the others are true, there is no time to be humble. Is the wedding night the time to be humble? Kong Rong let Li and they let Li?

This time, not only did he not make up for the regret of the wedding ceremony, but he even regretted it more. Li Yi silently vowed in his heart that next time, and the next time, it must be perfect...

Thinking about the next time, and the next time, he felt a little happy, but then his stomach started to hurt again...

Miss Liu Er came in from outside and sat opposite him.

When Li Yi saw her, his stomach hurt more. He subconsciously became alert and immediately said, "What do you want to do? Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you are beautiful. You can break your promise. You promised me last night..."

"I promised you last night, no..." Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "I won't spank you. I didn't break my promise."

Li Yi thought about it. She didn't break her promise, but her methods were more ruthless. She really shouldn't have said too much last night. There is a lot of meat on the buttocks, and it is stimulating to be spanked...

It's over, it's over. Li Yi hurriedly got rid of this idea from his mind. After being with Lao Fang for a long time, he felt that he seemed to have been infected by him and became a masochist...

Miss Liu Er thought about it, stared at him, and said, "I have a question for you."

"What's your question again?" Li Yi looked at him and asked vigilantly, and then his expression was stunned.

Why did he say "again"?

Miss Liu rubbed her brows, stared at him, and asked, "Besides this matter, did I tell you anything else last night?"

"No...right?"

Li Yi didn't know, he really forgot. Even Liu Ruyi, who could drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, forgot about things. He actually expected him to remember. Wasn't this too much of a compliment to him?

Miss Liu looked at his expression and asked again, "Do you really not remember?"

Li Yi shook his head, "I don't remember. I'd better drink less in the future. It's not good for my health and it will also cause trouble..."

"That's fine."

Miss Liu finally put her mind at ease, waved her hand, and got up to leave.

She felt that he had said a truth very rarely. Don't drink too much, because after getting drunk, you don't know what you will say or do.

She actually asked him who was prettier, her or Li Mingzhu?

She actually said "They don't want it, I want it"!

She actually, actually asked the biggest secret she learned from him that night...

She actually, actually slept in the same bed with him all night!

Fortunately, fortunately-------Fortunately, he didn't remember all these.

"Wait a minute!"

Li Yi suddenly stood up, with a look of realization on his face, looking at Miss Liu Er, and said: "I remember, I remember everything!"

Hearing Li Yi's voice, Miss Liu Er stopped, her body stiffened, and her heart began to beat uncontrollably.

She turned her head, looked at him, and asked lightly: "What do you remember?"

Her expression was indifferent, her fists clenched in her sleeves, and she didn't even notice that her voice was slightly trembling.

Li Yi certainly didn't notice that Ruyi's voice was shaking, and he gave him a hundred thumbs up for his wit in his heart.

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared.

There is no doubt that this is an opportunity.

He looked at Miss Liu Er, thought for a moment, and said solemnly: "You said last night that you would be gentler to me in the future, not speak loudly to me, and not bully me from time to time; you also said that you would prepare a valuable gift for me on holidays and birthdays; and you also said that you would be nicer to me, massage my shoulders and back when I was tired, and cook noodles for me when I was hungry..."