Happy Little Scholar
Chapter 1049 Where are the breasts?
The little maid was a little curious. The second young lady hated studying more than she did before. When she was in school, Mr. Qin was often angry and couldn't breathe for a long time. Later, Mr. Qin simply refused to let her go.
But in the past two years or more, to be precise, after the Shangyuan Festival three years ago, the second lady seemed to be in a daze. Many times, she spent more time reading than practicing martial arts.
Together with the second young lady, she learned to read from her uncle, and now she can recognize a lot of them.
She shook her head and put the book back, but then took a strange look at it.
Just one glance made her freeze on the spot, her mouth wide open in surprise.
She has already recognized a lot of words by now, so she naturally knows what is written on the page.
"Mandarin Duck Pa".
She remembered that when she learned the word "鸳鸯", it took her a long time to remember it.
She knew this book. She didn't know many books. She couldn't describe all the four books and five classics, but she was very clear about the content of this book.
The maids in the house often mentioned this book when chatting and gossiping in private.
The book is called "Yuanyang Pa", but the content actually has nothing to do with Yuanyang, handkerchiefs, etc. This is a book that teaches women how to pursue men. The book details the methods, steps, and tests for women to pursue their sweethearts. Does a man like me, and is he worthy of being liked...
For example, playing hard to get, using retreat as a way to advance, etc... When the maids said this, she didn't understand much, but they said something like, "If you want a man to remember you, you must first make him feel pain, and make him feel forever." "Remember you, I will make him heartbroken", "You can like a person's talent, like his appearance, even like his money, but if you like a person just because he is good to you, then when he When I'm not good to you, you have nothing..." She understood such simple and easy-to-understand words.
This book was banned by the government more than ten years ago. The reason is that many people think that this book is obscene and impedes moral education. It is difficult to buy it on the market, but many women still keep a copy privately. , pressed under the pillow of the boudoir bed, passed among close friends in the boudoir, treating the words in this book as golden words...
It is said that the author of this book is a strange woman. Because of her own experience, she wrote such a book to warn and teach women all over the world how to pursue the love of their lives and how to protect themselves. It is also said that this book The author is a beloved concubine in the palace. It is only because he has seen through the love between men and women that he can write this masterpiece...
It doesn’t matter who the author of this book is, what’s important is, Second Miss—Why is Second Miss reading this kind of book?
She opened the book and found that she had made notes in some places.
She looked at the place where she took notes again, and was even more surprised. Who did the second young lady fall in love with, and who was the second young lady trying to test?
…
Li Yi's hand was only scratched by broken porcelain pieces. The wound was not deep. After simple cleaning and disinfection, it was not bandaged.
Lao Fang sat across from him and looked at him with burning eyes, asking: "Uncle, are you worried about something?"
Li Yi was silent for a moment, looked at him, and asked, "Do you go to Liu Meng often recently?"
"It's quite common." Lao Fang nodded. He was bullied by his mother-in-law and couldn't fight back. He felt aggrieved and had to find a place to vent his anger.
"How are you doing at Liu Meng recently? Has anything strange happened?"
Lao Fang thought for a while and said: "Everything is fine. There is nothing strange. It's just that a group of people passed the exam some time ago. There are a few good seedlings among them. They look like humans and dogs. I just don't know who they are. Not an embroidered pillow.”
Anyone described by Lao Fang as looking like a human or a dog is always prettier than him.
Lao Fang is actually not ugly. Apart from being a little strong and having a silly face, he is quite good-looking.
This is not the point.
He looked at Lao Fang and asked, "Do you think there's anything strange about Ruyi recently?"
"Second Miss..." Lao Fang thought for a while, thinking of the weird smile she showed at the door just now, nodded and said, "Yes."
Li Yi pondered for a moment and said, "Come to Liumeng with me."
…
"The number of core disciples in the alliance has just exceeded 3,000 in the past few days, and the number of masters above the third list is also increasing month by month. At this rate, it will not be difficult to exceed 4,000 by the end of the year..."
Liu Meng is located just outside the county seat and covers a huge area, equivalent to a small town. Lu Luo walked beside him and introduced to him the development of Liu Meng in recent days.
There is Elder Xu in the alliance, and there are many masters on the Heavenly Ranking, which attracts people in the martial arts world greatly. The disciples who have gone through many screenings are also the elite among the elite.
After Lu Luo introduced the current situation in the alliance, he pointed to a house in front and said, "Where is the alliance leader? I will take you there."
In the room he pointed at, a woman put a letter on the table and said: "To the leader of the alliance, the situation in Wu State remains the same. The imperial court and the rebels from various places are still in a stalemate. There is no Duan Rong for the time being." News about the princess..."
The woman was dressed in a tight white dress, dressed in men's clothing, and her hair was pulled into a bun similar to that of a man. She was as brave as the man in the slightest.
As the leader of the alliance leader's direct daughter army, she is top-notch in strength and ranks among the top ten in the Heavenly Ranking. Although she is a daughter, no one in the entire alliance dares to regard her as a woman.
"I know, you..."
Miss Liu nodded, frowned, took the initiative to hold her hand, and said: "You have worked hard. I know you have admired King Jing for a long time and wanted to meet him for a long time. It just so happens that you have encountered a bottleneck in martial arts. Come back with me today to meet King Jing and let my sister give you some pointers..."
The woman looked down at the hands held together, and her face suddenly turned red.
Somewhere in the alliance, Lao Fang looked at Li Yi in surprise and asked, "Son-in-law, why don't you go find the second lady?"
Li Yi shook his head and said, "I suddenly remembered that the fish of the second lady is still steaming in the pot. If it is steamed for a long time, it will not be tender. I have to go back quickly..."
Inside the room, the woman looked down at the second lady Liu holding her hand, her pretty face flushed, and whispered, "Leader, you, you..."
"I know..."
The woman was stunned, "Leader knows?"
Then she lowered her head, her face redder, and whispered, "I know we are all women, women should not like women, but..."
"I know you have wanted to meet my sister and King Jing for a long time..." Ruyi was stunned, looked at her and asked, "Ah, what did you say just now?"
...
King Jing's Mansion.
Li Yi was cooking in the small kitchen, and Lao Fang leaned against the door, looking at him with some worry.
At a certain moment, he suddenly said, "Son-in-law."
Li Yi glanced back at him, expressionless.
"Does it hurt?" Lao Fang asked.
"What hurts?"
"Where else does it hurt, sir?"
"My heart hurts."
"Doesn't your hand hurt?"
"Why should your hand hurt?"
"Because you just cut it."
...
Lao Fang finally understood that it wasn't the second young lady who was weird, it was the sir.
The sir was absent-minded all day today. He was cut by broken porcelain in the morning, and cut his hand while cutting vegetables in the afternoon. This was something that he couldn't do even if he closed his eyes.
"What's wrong with your hand?"
At a certain moment, the second young lady Liu walked into the kitchen, looked at his finger wrapped in gauze, and asked with a frown.
She looked up and saw that he had a confused look in his eyes and a wooden expression.
Li Yi shook his head and said, "Nothing, I accidentally cut it..."
Miss Liu Er stepped forward, "Why are you so careless? Let me see..."
"Minor injury." Li Yi took two steps back and asked, "Someone is coming?"
"Who?"
"Your sweetheart..."
"Sweetheart?" Miss Liu Er glanced at him, and a strange color flashed in her eyes again, and said, "I just played a joke on you this morning. How can I have a sweetheart?"
"Joke?" Li Yi looked at her in grief and anger, walked into the yard, pointed at the pretty boy standing in the yard, and said, "I saw you holding hands today, don't you think that was also a joke?"
"You misunderstood." Miss Liu Er looked at him and explained, "She is a woman."
"Misunderstanding? Woman?" Li Yi was even more angry and angry, "Although I am stupid, I am not blind..."
He was not only angry and angry, but also very disappointed. Did she think he couldn't even tell the difference between men and women?
Is she being so perfunctory to herself now?
He patted the pretty boy's chest and said, "You said he was a woman, where's his chest, where's his chest?"
The pretty boy's face turned from red to white and then to blue after being patted on the chest by Li Yi.
Miss Liu Er did not answer him. After thinking for a while, she looked at him and asked, "Can you beat the ninth on the Heavenly Ranking?"
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