Happy Little Scholar

"Can you beat the ninth on the Heavenly Ranking?"

Miss Liu Er actually asked if he could beat the ninth on the Heavenly Ranking. Li Yi was not only angry but also sad.

Didn't she know how strong he was?

The top ten on the Heavenly Ranking were a group of perverts who were only weaker than her and Mingzhu. He had no shortage of masters, no shortage of grandmasters, no shortage of second uncles who were more powerful than grandmasters. He even had a cheat that could upgrade while sleeping...

But even so, he couldn't beat the ninth on the Heavenly Ranking.

As early as two years ago, the ranking of martial arts masters, especially the Heavenly Ranking, had already become a sea of ​​blood and corpses.

With his current strength, if he was lucky, he could barely enter the top 20. Once the Heavenly Ranking ranking changed from double digits to single digits, the danger would increase exponentially.

The ninth on the Heavenly Ranking was an opponent he could not confront head-on for the time being.

When Li Yi thought of this, the sadness in his heart could no longer be described in words.

Not only did she perfunctorily treat him, she even changed the subject, and the means she used to change the subject were so unskilled.

She really didn't love him anymore.

In addition to sadness, Li Yi suddenly felt a little alert in his heart.

Murderous aura, murderous aura, strong murderous aura.

He looked at the pretty boy beside him whose expression was more sad and angry than his - he actually wanted to fight with him?

Ruyi, who robbed his... home, actually wanted to fight with him?

Ruyi looked at the pretty boy, pointed at Li Yi, and said: "This is the Prince Jing you often mentioned."

The "pretty boy"'s chest rose and fell a few times, his face flushed, and he calmed down a little, gritted his teeth and said: "Hello, Prince Jing!"

Li Yi glanced at him and asked: "What's good about it?"

The pretty boy was stunned, and his chest began to rise and fall again.

"Her name is Bai Su." Miss Liu pointed at the pretty boy, looked at Li Yi, and said lightly.

Bai Su, huh, Bai Su... Why not Bai Hun?

A pretty boy is a pretty boy, he looks feminine, his voice is feminine, and even his name is so feminine, so...

Li Yi was stunned, and he suddenly remembered something.

Miss Liu Er seems to have a subordinate named Bai Su, who usually manages those female soldiers. Before her, this position was held by Yang Liuqing.

This shows Miss Liu Er's trust in her.

Li Yi looked at the pretty boy staring at him.

No beard, no Adam's apple, pierced ears, a feminine voice, and looks very feminine------because she is a woman.

Look at her chest again. Although it can't be called a chest when standing with Ruyi, it seems to be a little more protruding than his------Li Yi feels that he is really blind.

Ninth on the Heavenly List, it is true that people cannot be judged by appearance, and strength and chest are not necessarily proportional...

An extremely embarrassed expression appeared on his face, "Hehe, Miss Bai, Miss Bai is good..."

Bai Su snorted coldly: "What's good?"

Except for the chest, everything is good.

Li Yi didn't know that a woman's chest could be so flat, otherwise, how could he make a mistake...

It seems that it is not completely impossible for Hua Mulan to have served in the army for many years without being discovered.

Li Yi glanced at her and found that she was still gritting her teeth at him.

This Bai girl, she is pretty, but her temper is not very good. How can she bear grudges so easily?

Miss Liu Er explained: "Bai Su admired you very much before, so I brought her back today to let her see the legendary His Royal Highness Jing Wang..."

There are many women in Jing and Qi who admire him. Everyone knows that His Royal Highness Jing Wang is handsome and talented in both civil and military affairs------it's a pity that there will be one less today.

After Bai Su glared at him fiercely for a few times, she went to ask Ruyi for advice on martial arts, while Ruyi stayed.

Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "Let me see what's wrong with your hand."

"No." Li Yi refused decisively.

If she said she would see it, she would see it. If she said she had a sweetheart, she would have it, and if she said she didn't, she would have it. Where would his face be?

If he easily agreed to these little things, it was hard to guarantee that she would not make more excessive demands in the future.

At that time, would he agree or pretend to resist before agreeing?

"Give it to me or not?"

"No!"

"Forget it."

Miss Liu shrugged her shoulders, then looked at him and said, "I really lied to you this morning. How could I have a lover..."

"Swear!"

"Okay, I swear..." Miss Liu raised her palm and said, "If I have a lover, I will make him choke when eating, choke when drinking water, choke when eating fish, and choke when eating raccoons without seasoning packets..."

Miss Liu made such a vicious oath with full sincerity, but she didn't know why she always felt cold all over. Maybe she caught a cold last night because she didn't sleep well.

She actually joked with herself about such an important matter. Is this something that can be joked about?

Ruyi, who used to be cold and frosty and would draw his sword at any time, was so good. Now, I don't know which bastard he learned to be so naughty, making jokes that shouldn't be made. Poor his hand, it was injured twice in one day...

Li Yi walked towards the kitchen, waved his hand casually, and said, "It's okay, I just cut it accidentally..."

Bang!

His hand accidentally hit the door frame, and the gauze that had stopped bleeding immediately became red.

Li Yi thought he should check the almanac, or find a monk or Taoist priest to calculate whether he had a bad luck recently or had experienced three bloody disasters in one day...

Miss Liu Er walked over quickly, grabbed his hand, looked back at Lao Fang, and said, "Why are you still standing there? Why don't you bring gauze and medicinal wine over here!"

"Ah...oh!"

Lao Fang immediately realized that this was the third time he had taken these two things today.

Watching Miss Liu Er take off the gauze and open the medicinal wine, Li Yi hurriedly said: "I will do it myself, I will do it myself..."

Miss Liu Er crossed her arms and said, "You can do it by yourself. I'll see how you do it by yourself..."

Li Yi didn't have a third hand, so he couldn't come. He looked at Lao Fang and said, "What are you still doing? Come here and help..."

Lao Fang looked at the second young lady, then at his uncle, leaned against the door frame, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I can't."

Li Yi looked at him and said in surprise: "If you don't return it in the morning and afternoon..."

"Sorry, I forgot." Lao Fang continued to shake his head.

Rebellion, rebellion, Lao Fang, this guy, actually made him unable to step down in front of Ruyi, and prevented him from going to Wu Kingdom to inquire about information...

"Mother-in-law, I'll do it!" Miss Liu Er glared at him, grabbed his hand, carefully washed it with medicinal wine, then opened the gauze, cut off a section, and wrapped it carefully.

I have to say that the wounds bandaged by Ruyi do look much better than those bandaged by Lao Fang.

After wrapping it up, she put the gauze and medicinal wine aside, and seemed to remember something. She looked at Li Yi and asked, "Do you think a woman can really like a woman?"

"Lily is infinitely good, but it can't give birth..."

"What?"

Li Yi looked at the bow on his hand, which looked awkward, and said casually: "There is no law that stipulates that women cannot like women. Whether they like men or women, and even whether they like people is the freedom of others... …”

As he spoke, there was a shocked expression on his face. He looked at Miss Liu Er and said with difficulty: "You, what you won't say is..."

Miss Liu Er looked at him and nodded solemnly: "You guessed it right."

Li Yi stood there in a daze, he was on guard against everything, he could guard against the pearl, he could guard against the pretty boy, but he could not guard against another woman...

"No!" With an angry look on his face, he grabbed Miss Liu Er's wrist, slapped her hard twice on the butt, and said, "No, I don't agree, and your sister won't agree either. You're dead. This heart, your wings will harden as you grow up, right? What's not to like about women..."

"Don't you also like women?"

"I……"

…

Lao Fang stood at the door, watching the scene in the kitchen. The dogtail grass in his mouth had long fallen to the ground.

The sun was not poisonous today, but he felt blind.

The uncle actually dared to do that to the second young lady. He looked at the knives in the kitchen and was ready to snatch them away.

He was worried that the second lady would chop off his uncle's hand...

"Just kidding, don't take it so seriously..."

Miss Liu Er shook off his hand, looked at the vegetables that had not yet been cut, and said: "Your hand is injured, leave it to me, you go outside and wait..."

"Damn it, what the hell!"

When Lao Fang saw his uncle walking out of the kitchen intact, he couldn't help but curse in a low voice.

He picked up the dog's tail grass on the ground, brought it to Li Yi's mouth, and asked, "Uncle, tell me how you feel."

"No, I don't feel anything..." Li Yi's voice was trembling.

Lao Fang looked at his hands, and Li Yi raised a palm, which was also shaking.

He looked back at Miss Liu Er, who was wearing an apron and busy in the kitchen, and murmured in a low voice: "What a ghost..."