Harry potter catastrophe

Get in line, follow Professor McGonagall out of the room, walk through the foyer, and enter the luxurious dining room through a double door at the back.

There are four long tables lined up in the hall, which are divided into four colleges, and then there are teachers' seats. Thousands of candles float above the restaurant, lighting up the entire restaurant. The roof looks like it is open to the sky, and you can even see it.

Star. There are plates and goblets on the table, but they are all empty.

"Wow!" the freshmen exclaimed quietly as they looked at this dreamy thing.

"This place has been enchanted, just like the sky outside. I read about it in Hogwarts: A History." Hermione whispered to Carney and Neville.

Professor McGonagall brought them to the teacher's desk, told them to stand up, then placed a four-cornered stool in front of them, and placed a tattered and dirty pointed wizard's hat on top of the stool.

The noise in the cafeteria stopped, the freshmen also fell silent, and there was silence in the cafeteria. Then, the hat twisted. A wide slit opened in the brim, like a mouth - and the hat began to sing:

You may think I'm not pretty,

But never judge a book by its cover.

If you can find a prettier hat than mine,

I can eat myself.

You can make your bowler hat black and shiny,

Keep your top hat smooth and crisp.

I am the magic hat used for testing at Hogwarts.

Naturally, it is superior to your hat.

Any thoughts hidden in your mind,

No one can escape the magic hat's golden eyes and fiery eyes.

Put it on and try it,

I will tell you which college you should be assigned to.

You may belong to Gryffindor, where there is courage buried deep in your heart,

Their courage, courage and boldness make Gryffindor outstanding;

You may belong to Hufflepuff, where people are honest and loyal,

Hufflepuff students are perseverant and honest, and are not afraid of hard work;

If you are smart, you may join the wise old Ravenclaw,

Those who are wise and knowledgeable will always meet their colleagues there;

Maybe you will join Slytherin, maybe you will make sincere friends here,

But those cunning and insidious people will use any means to achieve their goals.

Come and wear me! Don’t be afraid! Don’t panic!

In my hands (even though I don't have a hand) you are absolutely safe

Because I am a thinking magic hat!

After the magic hat finished singing, the audience burst into applause. The magic hat bowed to the four dining tables one by one, and then stood still.

"So, we just need to put on this hat." Ron whispered again, "I want to kill Fred. He sounds like he wants to fight a giant." Harry smiled faintly.

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At this time, Professor McGonagall took a few steps forward, holding a roll of parchment in her hand.

"Whoever's name I call now will put on his hat, sit on the stool, and wait for the sorting." She said, "Lime Erica!"

A little girl with a rosy face and two golden braids stumbled out of the queue and put on a hat, which just covered her eyes. She sat down. There was a moment's pause - "Hufflepuff!" Hat.

shouted.

The people at the table on the right applauded and cheered for Li Mei, welcoming her to sit at their table. Harry saw the ghost of the fat monk waving to her happily.

"Susan Burns!"

"Hufflepuff!" the hat shouted again. Susan quickly ran to Hannah and sat down.

"Terry Butt!"

"Ravenclaw!"

This time the second table on the left clapped and applauded. When Terry joined them, several Ravenclaw students stood up to shake his hand.

Mandy Broghe was also assigned to Ravenclaw, and Lavender Brown became the first new student in Gryffindor. The table on the far left immediately burst into cheers.

Then Millicent Burst became the new student in Slytherin.

Carney looked at the Slantlin table and found that their number was the smallest among the four colleges. No wonder.

"Justin Finch-Fletchley!"

"Hufflepuff!"

"Seamus Finnigan"

"Gryffindor!"

"Carney Strand"

Before Carney went up, he whispered to Neville, "Remember to put your hat back before you leave."

Carney put on the hat, he knew that the Sorting Hat would speak to everyone who wears it, and he would understand the thought and character of the person wearing it, and decide which house to be sorted to. Of course, he would also pay attention to personal wishes.

It’s been a minute, eh? No response, where’s the sound?

"Hat, say something!" He said in a voice that only he could hear.

"Wait, give me some time, it's really weird." The Sorting Hat finally said.

After another minute, everyone in the restaurant began to whisper, and the teachers at the teacher's desk also noticed this situation.

"You should hurry up, I'll wait until the flowers fade!" Carney said, "If you don't know, go to Gryffindor."

"Gryffindor? Why do you want to go to Gryffindor? What's so good about Gryffindor? It's just a house with low talent and all depends on courage. How about Slytherin, where there is glory, power, and help.

You get what you desire, money, beauty, fame and fortune."

"No, I won't go." Damn it, I didn't expect you to be such a Sorting Hat. If the old man Dumbledore knew what you said and didn't wipe your ass, how could he be so deceptive as to say that you long for power?

words.

"So, do you desire power?" The Sorting Hat twisted its hat.

"You are so coquettish, I want you to hurry up!" Carney felt that everyone was looking at him and felt a little uncomfortable.

"Gryffindor!"

Carney put his hat back and left quickly, walked to the Gryffindor table and sat down, smiling and greeting the seniors.

"Hermione Granger"

Hermione almost ran to the stool and hurriedly put the hat on her head.

"Gryffindor!" shouted the hat.

When Neville Longbottom's name was called, he was still thinking about what Carney said. After reacting, he trotted towards the stool and fell on the way. It took the Hat a long time to make a decision about Neville.

When the hat finally shouted "Gryffindor", Neville almost ran away with the hat on, but luckily he took two steps and returned the hat to Professor McGonagall.

"Thanks to you." Neville sat down next to Carney, "otherwise I would have made people laugh out loud."

"We are friends." Carney hit Neville on the shoulder. They were now familiar with each other.

Neville touched his head and smiled.

Hermione sat opposite them, looking at the two of them, wondering what she was thinking.

Carney noticed Hermione's gaze and put his hand on Neville's shoulder, "It's still Hermione, right?"

"Yes." Neville also looked at Hermione, "We are friends."

"Of course." Hermione's face turned slightly red, and after saying that, she turned her head and continued watching the sorting ceremony.

"Draco Malfoy"

When Malfoy's name was called, Malfoy walked over and got his wish immediately. The hat almost touched his head when he screamed: "Slytherin!"

Malfoy went to meet his friends Crabbe and Goyle, looking very satisfied with himself.

By this time, there were not many people left.

Morn...Nott...Parkinson...then the Patil twins...then Sally-Anne Box...Lily Dupin, Blaise Chabini, and Ron

, Ron was assigned to Gryffindor, and several of his brothers stood up to welcome him.

Finally, it was finally the turn - "Harry Potter!"

As Harry moved forward, there was a sudden buzzing and murmur in the dining room, like the hissing of a small flame.

"Potter, is she calling Potter?"

"Is that Harry Potter?"

Everyone's eyes were focused on Harry, trying to find out what was different about the boy. They all wanted to see what the boy-who-lived looked like.

"Gryffindor!" Harry shouted after a moment as the hat twitched on his head.

Harry heard the hat shout the last name to the entire dining room. He took off his hat and walked to the Gryffindor table on shaky legs. Prefect Percy stood up and shook his hand tightly. The Weasley family

The twin brothers shouted loudly: "We have Potter! We have Potter!" Harry stood next to his prefect Percy.

After the last one was sorted, Professor McGonagall rolled up the parchment, picked up the sorting hat and left.

Carney looked at the Sorting Hat that was taken away by Professor McGonagall, thinking about what he had just done in the Sorting House. It was so strange. The Sorting Hat was a magical item created by the four founders of Hogwarts. Why did it feel like it didn't exist?

What about reading my own thoughts? Do I have Occlumency? No, he read **!

Unable to understand, he was attracted by the food that suddenly appeared on the plate, so he put the matter aside. After all, one cannot believe all the movies and novels about his previous life. Maybe the Sorting Hat was talking crazy things, who knows.