Harry potter catastrophe

Dumbledore finished his opening speech, but as for what he said, he didn't hear it at all. It was just like the speech of the head teacher or school leader, without much nutrition, and Carney completely ignored it.

A pile of delicacies appeared on the table, including roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steaks, boiled potatoes, potato chips, pudding, carrots, gravy, tomato sauce, etc.

"Are there sweet and sour pork ribs, beggar's chicken, and couple's lung slices?" Carney muttered in a low voice. He was telling the house elves that they should be able to hear him. He wanted to try if there was any Chinese food here.

Looking at the plate without any changes, he felt that he had thought too much.

Little did they know that the house elves in the kitchen were already scratching their heads and scratching their heads. What is sweet and sour pork ribs, what is beggar's chicken, and what is couple's lung slices? They are asking each other, but none of them have heard of it. They

I felt so useless that I almost wanted to hit the wall.

Carney is not picky and eats whatever is nearby. The ghosts also floated out at this time, welcoming the new students in their own way.

Hearing Harry and Ron chatting with a ghost, almost losing their minds about what they were talking about. Carney hurriedly lowered his head to eat, not wanting his appetite to be affected.

Sure enough, I heard a sound from the side, and it was Neville. He was obviously interested in the guy who was almost headless just now, and now he was interested in the meat on the table.

As the dinner progressed, everyone relaxed and chatted with each other.

"I'm half-blood." A boy said, "My father is a Muggle, and my mother didn't tell her father that she was a witch until after she got married. But it scared him a lot."

Everyone laughed, but Carney didn't react at all. His ability to express what the boy whose name he didn't remember couldn't make him laugh at all.

For example, if I change it later, I will change it to scare them like eggs. Considering their current age, I will change it and change them to scare them like dogs.

This way of expression is correct. It fully demonstrates the huge contrast before and after being scared. Look, the species has changed.

"What about you, Neville?" Ron asked.

"Oh, I was raised by my grandma, and she is a witch." Neville said, "But our family has always regarded me as a Muggle for so many years. My Uncle Algie always wants to take advantage of others and find ways to force me to show my skills.

Spell - he once pushed me off Black Lake Pier and nearly drowned me - and nothing happened. Until one day when I was eight years old, my Uncle Algie came over for tea and he

I was hanging from the upstairs window by my ankles, just as my Aunt Aine was handing him a piece of egg white cake. He lost his grip and couldn't hold me steady. I bounced up on my own - flew across the whole garden, and fell to the ground.

On the road, they were all so happy. Aunt Ani even cried with joy. If you could only see the expressions on their faces when I received the admission notice, you see, they thought I had magical powers.

If it’s not enough, I can’t enter this school. My Uncle Algie was so happy that he even bought a toad for me.”

On the other side, Percy Weasley and Hermione were discussing their homework ("I really wish I could get straight to the point, there's so much to learn, and I'm particularly interested in transfiguration. You know, turning one thing into something else")

"Of course, it should be very difficult -" "You should start with small things, such as turning matches into needles..."

Ordinary people can benefit a lot just by listening to discussions between top academics. Of course, you have to understand.

"Carney, what about you?" Harry said.

"Me? My parents are ordinary people. I was so happy when I received the notice." Carney doesn't like the word Muggle to describe his parents...

After everyone was almost full, the food on the plates suddenly disappeared, and the plates became as clean as at the beginning. After a while, ice cream, cookies, cakes and other desserts and fruits appeared.

Carney was not interested in desserts after the meal. When he saw Harry staring at the teacher's desk and whispering something to Percy, he must have seen Snape.

Carney also wanted to get up and take a look at the professors on the teacher's bench. He didn't pay much attention when they were sorting into different schools. He turned his head and looked over there.

The ones who are easier to recognize on the teacher's bench are the tall Hagrid, the gay old Deng, the green-robed McGonagall, the purple-headed Quirrell, and the zombie-faced Snape. Hagrid and Professor McGonagall have both seen it, let's take a look first

It was to Quirrell, who remembered that this was the main theme of the year.

A shy young man with a purple turban on his head, with handsome features and a dog-like appearance. He was talking to a professor with a sallow face and all black. But the professor completely ignored him, his eyes were staring straight at him.

Staring over here.

He was looking at Harry, and it was obvious that this was Snape. Looking at him, Carney felt more and more pitiful for this greasy old man.

Suddenly, Snape seemed to notice that someone was looking at him, and his eyes turned to look like Carney.

"Huh? He was discovered. Are you so alert? Why didn't Professor Quirrell react? Is it because he is trash? It's the back of his head that's stronger." Carney turned his head and thought to himself.

After a while, Carney saw out of the corner of his eye that Snape was still staring at him. He felt a little fuzzy when Snape stared at him, "Why is he staring at me? What's wrong with me? Isn't he just looking at the professors?"

Is this sinful? It's normal. Look at Harry." Carney suddenly had an idea and a bold idea came to his mind. He looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him, and then he took action.

.

He bravely looked at Snape, his eyes widened, showing his upper and lower rows of teeth, and gave him a very exaggerated smile.

Snape seemed to be frozen, with no expression on his face at all, as if his face had no expression in the first place. He frowned and returned his gaze to Harry.

After Carney saw that the strategy worked, he immediately withdrew his "smile". Huh? What was I doing? Why did I have such a terrible thought just now? What did I do? I provoked Snape. I will be beaten by him in Potions class.

Drown in your saliva.

Together with Harry and Neville, I am planning to give him three kills.

Well, I'd better read more about that book "Magic Potions and Potions". It's still scary if I study it seriously.

Carney continued to look at the teacher's desk, and saw an old man wearing glasses and a long white beard staring at him. It was Dumbledore. When he saw Carney seeing him, his eyes suddenly opened wide, and he opened his mouth to reveal his upper and lower faces.

Two rows of teeth gave Carney a "smile".

Carney quickly lowered his head and thought to himself, "Has this gay Deng been looking at me all morning? Or did he just happen to see it just now?"

"Pfft~"

"Ahem~"

Many students noticed Dumbledore's expression and complained on the spot. Snape also noticed that his face was a little dark at this time. Dumbledore took back his smile when he saw Carney withdraw his gaze and not look at him.

, I looked at the students’ responses below and they were pretty good.

Carney lowered his head, held his forehead with one hand, and drew circles on the table with the other hand, listening to the voices beside him.

"Harry, Dumbledore was smiling at you just now!" Ron said.

"Yes, yes, why." Harry was a little at a loss, "I mean, why is he smiling at me."

"Who knows, it feels a little crazy, and I couldn't understand the few words it said before eating." Ron said, "Maybe it's because you beat the mysterious man away."

Thank God, everyone thought that Dumbledore was smiling at Harry, otherwise there is no telling what would have happened. Harry was the boy-who-lived, and it was not unreasonable for Dumbledore to smile at him.