Help! This savior is too stupid!

The story of the Ghost Emperor is not important whether it is long or not, but it is important that it is funny...

The Lord Gui Suan is standing on the roadside. This road is the only way to sell lollipops.

Soon, Emperor Guitian passed by and noticed the Venerable Guishan.

"Hey, new ghost?"

Emperor Guitian glanced at Lord Guishu,

"Do you remember where you came from?"

"Remember."

"Is there anything you can't think of?"

"Yes, I don't want to say it."

You can't say that the master of ghost calculations, the thing that I can't think of is your 100-power colored pen...

"Okay, keep this sign and find a place to live without ghosts in Fengdu. Remember to pay the rent regularly..."

Emperor Guitian has also been very busy recently. Although he doesn't know what he is busy with, he should be able to help by pretending to be busy.

He handed the sign to the Venerable Ghost Accountant and left, then turned back after not taking more than two steps.

"By the way, why are you blind?"

Because of Jiang Bai's existence, Emperor Guitian was a little more sensitive to the blind man, but looking at the old man's age, he probably had nothing to do with the painter.

"Can not remember."

Lord Guishan asked coldly, "Is there any problem?"

"No problem, it's just that blind people get disability subsidies. Remember to get it."

After saying that, Emperor Gui Tian added, "Healthy ghosts also have subsidies."

Lord Guishan asked curiously, "Are the two subsidies different?"

Emperor Guitian shook his head, "No, the amount is the same."

"Then why the distinction?"

"This... you have to find an excuse to give out money!"

Emperor Guitian was stunned for a moment when he was asked, and subconsciously spoke out what was on his mind.

The Master Guishan refused and said, "If I am blind and disabled in your eyes, but I think I am healthy, can I receive two subsidies?"

Ghost Emperor:? ? ?

He carefully reached out his hand and pinched the face of Lord Guishu, as if he wanted to peel off the other person's face.

Venerable Guishuan was a little unhappy. He blocked Emperor Guitian's hand and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Let me see if you are Jiang Bai..."

This kind of bugs are usually done by the guy named Jiang.

Emperor Guitian said earnestly, "Little brother, please listen to my advice and don't be too Jiang Bai when you are a ghost."

After saying that, he turned around and left, seemingly not caring that Lord Guishan wanted to receive two subsidies.

Lord Guishan looked at the departing figure of Emperor Guitian and asked in confusion, "Is he very idle?"

It's just a matter of wandering around Fengdu. What's the point of giving subsidies to disabled ghosts?

Moreover, in the view of Guishan Venerable, this kind of subsidy payment is completely meaningless, because he has not played the original role of the design at all.

Since it is useless, why do it and waste everyone's time?

In Venerable Guishan's mind, his evaluation of Emperor Guitian is even lower.

Even the shame of the Venerable doesn't seem that shameful compared to the Ghost Emperor.

Gu Zhunzun smiled and said without further explanation, "You will know when you go to receive the subsidy."

As he said that, he took Venerable Ghost Accountant to a nearly deserted office.

On the way, the ghost fortune teller casually made a fortune for himself, good luck!

The hexagram didn't say anything more, it just showed that he was going to receive double subsidies this time, which was a good sign!

In Wugui’s office, Gu Zhunzun shouted at the top of his lungs,

"Someone wants to receive subsidies, two!"

Lord Guishan had an ominous premonition. This subsidy seemed to be different from what he thought.

It's just that he has been doing fortune-telling. When he chatted with Emperor Guitian and learned that the subsidy existed, the Lord Gui-Tian made a fortune-telling for himself and went to receive the subsidy. Good luck!

Good luck getting two subsidies!

There is nothing to be afraid of!

After Gu Zhunzun shouted, a ghost sat slowly on the seat, still muttering,

"Receive a subsidy?"

"It's been years since ghosts have received subsidies. I'm really going to cause trouble for ghosts...Bring me the certificate!"

The Venerable Ghost Accountant took out the certificate and did not forget to add, "Two copies."

He told the story about his disability and health again. The other party was shocked for the first time, and then he looked at Lord Guishu with a strange look, like...looking at a fool!

"It's enough to receive the subsidy... but you want to receive it twice?!"

"I really don't know what to say about you..."

The ghost rolled his eyes, looked at Gu Zhunzun, and said dissatisfiedly, "Next time there is a ghost like this who is not clear-headed and comes when I am not at work, he will know how to cause trouble for me..."

This ghost was not strong, and did not even have 100 divine powers. But in the face of his complaints, Gu Zhunzun actually smiled and listened patiently.

Seeing this scene, Master Guishan felt that Master Gu Zhun seemed to be different from the one he knew...

They had only been separated for a few days.

Could it be that... Fengdu can really transform ghosts?

Gu Zhunzun's patience is not fake, but comes from the heart. He has a kind of calmness and calmness about him.

Soon, Master Guishuan knew what the disability ghost subsidy was.

"Your rent in Fengdu is exempted... Actually, these things are all the same, and no one really wants to collect rent from you..."

"This is 100 portions of immortal matter. Use it sparingly. The old ghost has recently turned his strength into divine power. Use one less portion of this ownerless immortal matter..."

"What is your disability? Oh, your eyes, Xiao Gu, go to the butcher shop and ask the butcher shop owner to come over and be a dog..."

Soon, Lord Guishan saw the owner of the butcher shop, who was a huge dog head, and murmured dissatisfiedly,

"Are there still ghosts receiving subsidies these days?"

Goutou was very confused, and Master Guishu was even more confused, "Why, isn't it good to receive subsidies?"

The dog head explained patiently, "The subsidy is not free. Do you understand the exchange of equal value?"

"But it has nothing to do with you. You receive a disability subsidy, and usually you only need to help disabled people... You will understand when the time comes!"

The dog head took out a dog chain, tied one end around his neck, and handed the other end to the Venerable Ghost Accountant,

"From now on, I'm your guide dog until the moment you don't need it anymore."

It turns out to be such a subsidy!

Venerable Ghost Accountant found it interesting, but soon lost interest.

It's just a gadget for an ordinary ghost. It's of no use to him on his path, so he's naturally not interested in it.

Over the next period of time, Master Gui Suan experienced many projects:

"Hugs loved by neighbors", "Baijia rice", "Baijia clothes", "Free billing and a lollipop once" "...."

Guishu Zunzhen pretended to be a subsidy, but in fact most of the projects were helped by other ghosts like him, a disabled ghost.

If you really want to use money to subsidize every ghost, the Ghost Emperor will definitely not be able to come up with it.

Instead, they use this method of ghosts to help ghosts, allowing ghosts to interact with other ghosts, and then become each other's anchor point, and find ways to make their sanity more stable...

It's a good idea, but it's still of no use to the Lord Ghost Accountant.

He has already received all the subsidies for disabled people.

Master Guishu felt that he had gained nothing and had no idea why the hexagrams were auspicious. He could only look forward to the second subsidy.

It’s time to receive health subsidies!

But for some reason, he had an ominous premonition in his heart.

The dog put on sunglasses, an iron chain appeared in his hand, and he took out his disability certificate.

The ominous premonition of the Lord Ghost Calculator is getting stronger and stronger...

Is it too late to escape now...?

Moreover, the hexagram is clearly auspicious!

If you leave now, it will be equivalent to the Venerable Ghost Calculator denying his own hexagram and denying his own path!

No problem!

Although the subsidies for disabled ghosts are strange, after experiencing them, the Ghost Accountant feels that these behaviors are quite heartwarming for ordinary ghosts.

It's just that the Lord Ghost Calculator is too powerful, has too high a status, has stood in the clouds for too long, and is not grounded, so he feels disgusted and uncomfortable with these things.

The disabled people can survive the subsidy, but the healthy people will definitely be fine with the subsidy!

bring it on! My good fortune!

The dog head that had previously served as a guide dog for the Venerable Gui Suan was now wearing glasses and holding a disability certificate. He looked at the Venerable Gui Suan and said seriously,

"Now, it's your turn to be a dog."

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(Yesterday’s update was too tiring, so today there are only two updates. Tomorrow I will update 12,000 words. This month’s 240,000 words will be enough. It’s another month to complete the planned update plan!

I will update the SSS-level extras on Labor Day, after all, Labor Day is also a holiday. )