Help! This savior is too stupid!

Is it your turn to be a dog?

Hearing this, the Venerable Ghost Calendar became furious, and the Venerable must not be insulted...

He immediately made a prediction. Not to mention destroying Fengdu, even if an ant was trampled to death in Fengdu today, even the lord would not be able to eat it and walk around!

"What on earth is going on with this hexagram!!!"

It is impossible for the Venerable Ghost Calculator to run counter to his own path. That would be tantamount to destroying his own foundation.

The water in Fengdu was deeper than he thought!

calm! Be calm! I am the Venerable of the Ghost Realm, what big scene have I not seen before? !

Venerable Ghost Accountant first took a step back, dodged the chain in the dog's hand, and asked,

"If you don't receive a subsidy, why do you want to be a dog?"

"This is a subsidy."

Goutou said of course, "The subsidy for healthy ghosts is to provide services to disabled ghosts, and the subsidy for disabled ghosts is to enjoy the services of healthy ghosts."

Lord Guishan asked, "Why can providing services be called a subsidy?"

"Being able to provide value to others is also a kind of emotional value. Just like helping others, you will also gain happiness. What is the old saying...giving roses to others will leave a lingering fragrance in your hands."

Although Goutou's statement was a bit far-fetched, Master Guishu could not refute it for a while.

If you insist on saying so, this can be regarded as a kind of equivalent exchange.

"Even so, as a healthy ghost, I should still provide services to disabled ghosts!

You just provided me with the service of a guide dog, so you are a health ghost and cannot enjoy my service! "

The Venerable Ghost Accountant used dog-headed logic to attack the dog-head. Today, he was determined. No matter what he said, he was not willing to be a dog.

Especially being a dog!

Everything else is fine, but this one, no!

"Brother, do you want to open your eyes and see? Are your eyes and your heart blind?"

The dog's head spun in the air and said seriously,

"I only have one head left!"

If this condition is not considered a disability, what condition is considered a disability?

Lord Guishan sneered,

"If you are a disabled ghost, why can you provide me with the services of a healthy ghost?"

The meaning of Master Gui Shu is very simple.

Or, the services he provided previously don't count, so he doesn't have to be a dog's head.

Or, the services previously provided count, and the dog head, as a healthy ghost, cannot enjoy the services of the ghost count master.

pick one of two!

The dog head said quietly,

"Have you ever thought that when I receive disability subsidies, I am a disabled person, and when I receive health subsidies, I am a healthy person?"

Lord Ghost Accountant:? ? ? Why do these words sound familiar?

Just like I said just now!

Gu Zhunzun couldn't help it anymore and started to laugh out loud.

The dog head was also helpless, "Okay, get two subsidies. Do you think you are the only one smart enough to think of this?"

"Most of the ghosts in Fengdu want to receive two subsidies before they receive them..."

"The result is that you are trapped. Once you have received subsidies, you have to provide services for others. When you are needed to be healthy, you will be healthy. If you are needed to be disabled, you will be disabled. Who told you to have the wrong idea to receive two subsidies in the first place? ..."

The corners of Venerable Ghost Accountant's mouth twitched, but he still insisted on his bottom line, "What if...I refuse?"

It is impossible to be a dog when you are a dog, and it is impossible to be a dog for a dog in this life!

Even if the hexagram shows good luck, the Master Gui Shu will not do such a thing...

He was still making his final struggle, and Lord Guishan wanted to know what the price would be if he refused to provide services.

"If you refuse, just refuse, as long as you don't care what others think of you."

It doesn't matter if it's a dog's head. There are a lot of ghosts in Fengdu. There are not a few ghosts who took the subsidy at the beginning but regretted it later.

Even he himself was not willing to be treated like a dog by others at first.

However, after staying in Fengdu for a long time, there is nothing that I can't think of. If there is anything, I can think of it after seeing Gui Tiandi twice.

Therefore, the ghosts will basically complete the process, but it will only happen sooner or later.

The Venerable Ghost Calculator did another hexagram and found that the hexagrams were getting complicated. It was best for him to provide services to the dog head at the moment, but he really didn't want to be a dog...

"Okay, okay, I can come up with a compromise."

Gu Zhunzun had enough of the jokes and stood up.

"He is blind, so he needs a guide dog. You are only missing from the neck down, so what kind of guide dog do you need? Isn't this nonsense!"

"In this way, you each take a step back, you become a dog-headed hat, and you, wearing this hat, can be regarded as providing services for him, how about it?"

If Lord Gu Zhun had come out with a dog-headed hat from the very beginning, it would have been absolutely impossible for Lord Gu Zhun to accept it.

But if you tell Lord Guishu to let him be a dog, and if he refuses, then take out the dog-headed hat, he will be able to accept it.

The ghost fortune teller wearing a dog-head hat soon enjoyed another healthy ghost subsidy, including but not limited to:

"Give the neighbors a loving hug", "Cook a hundred kinds of food", "Sew a hundred kinds of clothes", "Buy a lollipop for two cents" "...."

This is simply a replica of the disability subsidy...

After doing all this, wearing a dog-head hat, he returned to the original starting point, the slightly deserted office.

And the ghost took out the last gift and placed it in front of the Venerable Ghost Accountant.

"Good luck, let's eat chicken tonight!"

Master Gui Shu's eyesight went dark. The hexagram of the great auspiciousness is so auspicious? !

He forced a breath, accepted the roast chicken, and looked at Gu Zhunzun,

"Put aside the matter of the Ghost Emperor, I have to go back..."

"There are some important things to do."

After saying that, the Ghost Calculator Venerable wearing a dog-head hat left without looking back.

Returning to the ghost world at the speed of light, the Ghost Calculator Venerable just arrived in front of the throne and met the ghost he least wanted to meet.

"Ghost Calculator, you are back?!"

The Shameless Venerable came up and asked curiously,

"How is the matter I asked you to find out going?"

The Shameless Venerable didn't know the true strength of the Ghost Emperor yet!

The Ghost Calculator Venerable hesitated to speak.

How should he answer?

100 divine power?

The Ghost Calculator Venerable was not considering for the Ghost Emperor, but he really couldn't say it out loud that he couldn't even calculate a 100 divine power existence...

The Ghost Emperor can be bad, but the Ghost Calculator Venerable's divination cannot be bad!

The Ghost Emperor can't think of lowering the gold content of the Ghost Calculator Venerable with his own strength!

The Ghost Calculator answered seriously, "Unpredictable, unfathomable!"

The Shameless Venerable's eyes lit up, and he sighed again, worthy of being the Zero Realm self, so fierce!

If that guy had come to hit the Ghost Realm throne, he would probably have smashed the throne with his head!

The Shameless Venerable asked again, "Then why did you come back so soon?"

The Ghost Calculator's eyes went dark again, and he didn't know how to answer.

He came back because he did have an important thing to do.

As everyone knows, every Venerable has his own "Venerable Joke Collection", which records various jokes about the Venerable Shame.

While writing the "Venerable Joke Collection", they also made a vow that if they met someone funnier than the Venerable Shame in this life, they would burn this joke collection...

Of course, if they were defeated, they could also burn it.

But, does the Venerable Shame have the strength to do so?

Listening to the question of the shameless venerable, Ghost Calculation Venerable squeezed out a few words from his teeth,

"I'm back...burn the "Venerable Jokes Collection"!"

Shameless venerable: ? ? ? ! ! !

In just such a short time, Ghost Emperor used his strength and charm to convince Ghost Calculation Venerable and let him take the initiative to destroy the Venerable Jokes Collection? !

You know, in the past two hundred years of efforts of the shameless venerable, he has never burned a single copy, but instead made these Venerable Jokes Collections more and more.

What the shameless venerable could not do for more than two hundred years, Ghost Emperor did in less than two hours!

At this moment, the shameless venerable was convinced.

He couldn't help but burst into tears, and said from the bottom of his heart,

"This is Ghost Emperor!"