Hogwarts: I Am The Only One Who Is A Cultivator

In Hogwarts, if a person does not want to go back to the dormitory at night and does not want to be disturbed by Filch, the best place to go is naturally the roof, because the roof is a height that Filch cannot reach. The reason is that he is a squib, that is, he has A person who has magic power but cannot release magic, so under normal circumstances he cannot get on the roof.

Unfortunately, it was not Filch but Dumbledore who came to catch him this time, so when Ye Feng quietly set up a barbecue grill on the roof, an old man with a white beard came uninvited.

Seeing the white-haired and white-bearded figure, Ye Feng was not surprised or panicked at all. Instead, he took the time to lay out the various prepared skewers. When Ye Feng was arranging the skewers, Dumbledore also walked away calmly. He reached the opposite side of Ye Feng and took the wand and gently released a chair and sat down.

Although he came to settle accounts with Ye Feng, he had to say that this kid's barbecue skills were indeed quite good. The dinner just now was basically their more traditional dishes in order to take care of the new students, so he didn't He was full, so Dumbledore decided to finish his meal first before settling the score with Ye Feng.

I have to say that Ye Feng's craftsmanship is really good. Just a few minutes later, a golden grilled chicken wing dripping with oil was handed to Dumbledore. Looking at this steaming chicken wing with an alluring fragrance, Dumbledore felt that Most of the small amount of anger dissipated immediately, and the remaining half quickly dissipated as Ye Feng took out something called happy water.

After drinking wine (Happy Water) and having three rounds of food (barbecue) and five flavors, Dumbledore, who was seven-tenths full, slowed down his barbecue and looked at Ye Feng and said casually: "The species in the Black Lake are really rich, even There are creatures like mermaids.”

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As soon as these words came out, Ye Feng was immediately alert, but he still pretended to be nonchalant. He put a bunch of grilled kidneys into his mouth and said vaguely: "Mermaid? It's the kind of very beautiful one in the legend." Mermaid?”

Dumbledore: (˘•灬•˘)

"This little guy has become shrewd. It's hard to fool him, but he didn't even fall for it."

Dumbledore was a little surprised to see that Ye Feng didn't take advantage of him, but did he really think it would be okay if he didn't admit it? Innocent.

"Actually, that's not a legend. Mermaids in warm waters, that is, in the Caribbean, are very young and beautiful. They are also very gentle and very loyal to love. They will only love one person in their life."

"But the mermaids over there are also more conservative and relatively isolated from the world. If you don't understand their language, they won't come out to communicate with you. And I happen to know a little bit of the mermaid language."

Ye Feng: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)

"Coach, not professor, I want to learn!"

"Want to learn? That's okay. I'll teach you some basic words and phrases after school tomorrow. Once you're familiar with them, just find a mermaid to practice with."

"Okay, I will show up at your office on time tomorrow."

Dumbledore:→_→

"Did the little black feet expose the penis? Tell me, where did you get that mermaid?"

Hearing Dumbledore's words, if Ye Feng hadn't realized that he had been tricked by Dumbledore again, he would be too inferior, so he immediately started to quibble: "Principal Dumbledore, this is really none of my business, you are You know me, I usually like fishing, so after returning to school this time I went to the old place to fish."

"Then what?"

"Then? Lao Deng, are you..."

"Um?"

"My beloved principal, you don't know that as soon as I returned to school today, I threw down the nest material that I used 7749 kinds of materials and took 9981 days to make successfully. "

Hearing Ye Feng's obviously exaggerated words, Dumbledore nodded and asked him to continue, because he knew that Ye Feng liked fishing, and after discovering that the Black Lake was not dangerous to him, Dumbledore was not too worried. No matter what, he would even play two shots together when the mood struck.

When Ye Feng saw that Dumbledore believed what he said, he immediately vomited bitterly and continued: "Principal, you know my skills in making nest materials. As long as I make the nest materials, I can definitely attract all the fish in the black lake, not to mention attracting all the fish in the black lake." It is absolutely impossible for the Air Force to attract a large crowd."

"But, but you know, today, I fished for most of the day without moving the bobber, most of the day!"

After hearing Ye Feng's words, Dumbledore looked at Ye Feng with a trace of pity and disbelief, because he quite agreed with Ye Feng's words. This boy's method of preparing nest materials and bait was indeed quite good. Anyway, he used No one from the Air Force has ever used Ye Feng's bait for fishing. It can basically explode in an hour, so when he heard that Ye Feng actually had the Air Force, he felt a little incredible.

"But the hard work paid off. Just when I was about to touch some snails and fry them, the black mark came out. Then after an hour of fighting, I was able to pull out the frighteningly ugly mermaid."

Dumbledore：￣へ￣╬

Dumbledore sounded fine at first, but later on he felt something was wrong, which made him frown.

"So you built a huge fish tank and sent the mermaid to my office, and wrote that line?"

"Ahem, Principal Dumbledore, don't you think the daily life at Hogwarts is a bit too plain and boring?"

"So you gave me such a 'big gift' as soon as school started? I really thank you!" Dumbledore didn't grit his teeth when he said this, and his tone was quite calm and kind, which made Ye Feng relax, because If Dumbledore was really angry, he wouldn't look like this, so Ye Feng climbed up the pole directly.

"Yes, don't you think it's nice to have a fish tank like this in the office? When you have free time, you can feed the fish, relax and soothe your mood. This is simply a multi-purpose thing."

After hearing what Ye Feng said, Dumbledore thought for a moment and suddenly realized that it seemed really good, and their school seemed to have no other activities besides Quidditch. So he looked at Ye Feng thoughtfully and motioned for him to continue. .

After receiving Dumbledore's permission, Ye Feng instantly became excited and said, "Principal Dumbledore, you don't know. Just before, when the four of us went to protect the Sorcerer's Stone, we almost failed to pass Luwei because none of us knew music. One level.”

"You have to know that our school is a benchmark school in the magic world, but apart from magic, our students can't do anything else, such as music, painting and so on. Isn't it a bit too embarrassing to spread this word? There are various interest clubs and so on in schools in Gua, so I think our school should also cultivate students’ other interests and allow students to develop in an all-round way.”

"Your note is good, I will consider it carefully, but you must personally return the mermaid to the Black Lake. She is also a highly intelligent being, and is classified as a member of the human race under the laws of the magical world. Yes, so don't let me find a reason to deduct Gryffindor points."

Ye Feng: ￣へ￣

Although the initial goal of setting up a society and a broomstick club was achieved, he still failed to throw the blame away from the mermaid. However, neither Ye Feng nor Dumbledore expected that a large-scale competition that could compete with Quidditch in the future would be held in the city. This barbecue meal quietly took shape.