Hogwarts: I Am The Only One Who Is A Cultivator

"Gulu~"

Although the tofu brain in front of him looked crystal clear and tender, Dumbledore hesitated and chose to move it a little further away, because his name was tofu brain, and who knew what kind of animal brain Ye Feng was made of.

Dumbledore thought so and asked the question. While sipping the steaming porridge, he asked: "What animal's brain is this 'axe brain' made from? There is also a kind of 'tofu' in the world." Animal?"

Ye Feng: ಠᴗಠ

Hearing Dumbledore's 'cute' question, Ye Feng couldn't help but reveal a bright smile on his face.

"What? Did I say something wrong?" Seeing the smile on Ye Feng's face, Dumbledore knew that there must be something wrong with his question, but he didn't care. After all, although he was knowledgeable, he couldn't do anything. Everyone knew it, so he was not angry when he said this, but was sincerely asking Ye Feng questions.

Of course, he was also scared, because can you believe that there is some kind of animal whip in those fragrant skewers? So in order to avoid being 'tricked' again, Dumbledore had to ask first.

I don’t blame Dumbledore for asking this, because in their eyes, Easterners do eat everything, and they not only eat it, but also make all kinds of things in different ways. The most terrifying thing is that the taste is actually quite good, so Dumbledore That's why I asked.

Hearing Dumbledore's words, Ye Feng was stunned for a moment and then said with a smile: "Tofu is not made from the brains of any animals. It is made from the slurry of ground soybeans. It is only used because of its white and tender appearance. Such a name."

After hearing Ye Feng's words, Dumbledore turned his attention to the bowl of tofu puffs again, and just when he was hesitating whether to taste the tofu puffs, a strong voice came from outside the door.

"It smells so good! Albus, what are you eating?"

Dumbledore：Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"No! Otherwise!"

The moment he heard the sound, Dumbledore poured the bowl of steaming meat porridge into his mouth at a speed that stunned Ye Feng, and grabbed one of the steamed buns with his other hand. His mouth was stuffed, but although his speed was fast, it was still not as fast as the person outside the door.

"Okay Albus, you're eating alone! And you actually want to finish it all without leaving it for me!" As he spoke, Grindelwald rushed to the table and snatched the last steamed bun on the plate, and when he saw the bowl of tofu I picked it up without even thinking, imitating Dumbledore and started eating the buns with a bowl in one hand.

Ye Feng:-_-||

Seeing these two people eating wildly, Ye Feng secretly wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead, and then walked out the door quietly.

They, the 'young couple', were here to 'flirt' and he, the light bulb, didn't need to be an eyesore here, so Ye Feng ran away quickly, but almost at the same time as he walked out the door, Dumbledore and Grindelwald The voices sounded at the same time.

"etc!"

Ye Feng froze instantly when he heard this.

"Am I going to be silenced for seeing something I shouldn't see?" With this thought in mind, Ye Feng slowly turned around.

"Is...what's wrong?"

"Today's breakfast tastes quite good. Don't forget to bring it tomorrow."

"Bring an extra portion, especially this one. It's sweet and smooth. Albus will probably like it very much. You can bring more tomorrow."

"Did you hear that? Just today's breakfast, bring two portions over tomorrow, a little more tofu."

"Huh~"

After hearing what the two said, Ye Feng breathed a sigh of relief. As long as he didn't kill people and silence them, it would be fine. As for if it was true, who would be silenced in the end? However, this kind of thing should not happen. After all, neither Ye Feng nor Dumbledore are the kind of bloodthirsty people, and their relationship is quite good. They should not get to that point no matter what.

With mixed thoughts, Ye Feng officially ran away. After Ye Feng left, there was a faint quarrel in Dumbledore's room. If someone came close, they should be able to faintly hear "That's mine" and "Let go of yours." Dirty hands", "Don't touch my dough sticks" and other sounds.

As the initiator of this incident, Ye Feng was humming a tune and walking back, because now he is the captain of the Hogwarts School Exercise Supervision Team. He will have to supervise the students doing morning exercises later, so he has to go back to feed the little ones. Huihui, put on your armband or something by the way.

Ten minutes later, the very familiar voice of Chinese students rang out in the square of Hogwarts.

"The fourth set of radio gymnastics era is calling. Start now, walk in circles!"

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, stop!"

"Section one, stretching exercises..."

Watching the little wizard Ye Feng doing exercises in unison to the beat in the square, his heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment.

What is cultural export? (Proud face thrown back)

This is cultural export! (There should be a picture here (￣▽￣)~*)

"It's a pity that I chose Sanda and volleyball in college, otherwise I could have given you Tai Chi to practice." Ye Feng's face was full of regret as he murmured.

Students at Hogwarts: (〝▼伖) Thank you very much!

Ye Feng still has some conscience, otherwise they would not only do morning exercises, but maybe even do a five-kilometer run.

Of course, it's possible that time didn't allow for it. After breakfast and morning exercises, it was almost time for class. Ye Feng also hid for a while, waiting for the senior students to leave before rushing to the classroom.

"Hey, the first period today is Professor Snape's Potions class. I just have a little question to ask him."

While Ye Feng was muttering in a low voice, Snape ran to the podium in a hurry. When Ye Feng saw Snape, a bright smile appeared on his face.

"Good morning, Professor Snape, your hair is quite oily again."

Snape: (￣▽￣)／… (〝▼盘▼)

Snape's face underwent two intense changes in just three seconds. Hermione and the others below saw the change in Snape's face and quickly covered their mouths with a 'pop' sound, because they were worried that if they didn't cover their mouths, They will come out loud and loud.

In fact, some people couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Haha...ha...aha~" Ronald, who couldn't help laughing, instantly attracted Snape's penetrating gaze. At this moment, Ronald could guarantee that there was no gaze in the world that was more intimidating than Snape's gaze at this moment. .

"It's funny, isn't it?"

"Mr. Weasley, ten points from Gryffindor for your rudeness!"

"Oh, by the way, Mr. Ye Feng, I'm really embarrassed that my hair is shiny. Do you have any comments?" It can be seen that Snape, who has always been taciturn, can become like this: full of attack power. Ye Feng's strength is evident. ".

Snape is not weak, but Ye Feng, who "cultivated" him into what he is now, is certainly no ordinary person. Ye Feng said directly: "It's like this, I know a shampoo that makes your hair DuangDuang after washing it. It’s like adding special effects, do you want to try it?”