Hokage: From Tsunade-san

After Tsunade licked (flattered) Aokiji comfortably, Aokiji reluctantly let go, showing a fatherly smile: "Tell me, what is it, Xiaogang..."

Xiao Gang...

Tsunade's eyes twitched slightly, suppressing the cells in his body that grew out of wanting to flatten people, forced a smile, and patted the other person's chest: "I must have hurt you just now."

Aokiji is a little aggressive, mean: "A little bit, why don't you help me rub my chest."

Tsunade's patience reached the limit, and he said bluntly: "Don't be shameless, let me rub your breasts, it's a good idea, it's almost the same for me, uh..."

"Uh... alright."

Aokiji climbed up the pole and was thrown off.

"Die twice, you. You pervert."

Tsunade's cheeks were so hot that they were about to smoke, but what the hell was going on in his head just now, he really wanted to find a hole to get in.

This time, Qingzhi's chest really hurt, as if a big stone had just been broken in his chest, so he stopped joking: "What are you going to tell me?"

The red tide on Tsunade's face has not completely faded, he flicked his nails casually: "Actually, it's not a big deal, just sign your psychic beast with me."

Aokiji's eyes widened, showing an unbelievable expression, as if to say how could you have the face to say this: "Huh? What are you talking about, the vixen is my most important companion!"

"Owner……"

All of this, the vixen saw it in his eyes, but he didn't expect that he saw himself this way in front of his master.

Sure enough, the master still loves himself.

Although he always showed that he disliked himself very much, he did not treat her badly as much as he should eat, drink, and play. She secretly vowed in her heart that she must serve her master well in the future.

Tsunade tightened her lower lip, she knew it would be unreasonable to say this, but...

"I have to pay."

The vixen is messy.

Tsunade is messed up.

"What? You don't need to pay anything, just want to prostitute me a psychic beast for nothing."

Aokiji waved his big hand, popped out his index finger, and poked at the opponent angrily: Damn, I didn't expect you to be like this. I misread you Tsunade. "

Although he was stunned by the scolding, Tsunade quickly recovered from his trance, and quickly turned into joy: "How much?"

She still has a lot of petty bourgeoisie, and she collects a lot of red envelopes every year, all of which are stored with her mother. She said that she is afraid that she will "gamble" and spend them indiscriminately, and she will give them to herself when she has a reasonable need, and now it is officially reasonable.

Qingzhi said without hesitation, "Ten million taels."

Tsunade's smile froze instantly: "Why don't you grab it."

He still knows the concept of 10 million taels. It is enough to go to the casino with grandpa, stud for a long time, and watch the croupier online deal cards for a long time.

Aokiji imitated the penguin, and his face changed: "You have no money, how dare you mention this matter?"

"Tacky."

Tsunade tried to condemn Aokiji on a moral level and make him feel guilty, so as to achieve his own goal, but he didn't know that Aokiji didn't accept this at all: ah, yes, I just like tacky things. Especially money is a good thing. "

Soft is not enough, Tsunade intends to be hard, and with a swipe, he flashes his shuriken: "Do you want to try to see if my shuriken is sharp?"

Aokiji understands Tsunade. Although his personality is hot, he still has a sense of proportion. For example, holding a shuriken now is mostly to scare himself and make himself subdued.

Aokiji’s judgment is based on facts. After getting along with Tsunade, Aokiji has almost never seen her use a shuriken. If a problem can be solved with a fist, he will use his fist to solve the problem. If one punch can’t, then another punch .

According to her own words, it seems that she prefers the pleasure of punching to the flesh, and she doesn't know who inherited this habit of loving hand-to-hand combat.

Tsunade's rebellious appearance was very interesting to Aokiji, so he simply joked with her, and with a swipe, he also took out his shuriken, stuck his neck, and said, "My shuriken is not bad either. sharp."

For a while, they were fighting against each other, and it seemed that they were about to fight, and Zi Lai couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded him: You two are not, you are really going to fight. "

These words were regarded as a good step for Tsunade, and he retracted his shuriken with a calm expression: "It's not a real joke to make a fuss."

Aokiji then said: "Jiraiya, you don't know Tsunade too well, have you ever seen Tsunade use a shuriken? Fortunately, you are still a team member with him after graduation."

After all, he formed seals with his hands, dispelled the psychic technique, and turned into a cloud of white smoke. The purpose of killing pets can almost be over here.

Tsunade showed his reluctance, but he could only give up resentfully.

If Aokiji doesn't give it, she can't take it.

Ji Lai also suddenly said: "That's right."

In my impression, I hardly saw Tsunade using a shuriken, and the shuriken on his body was more of a decoration.

"You know Tsunade pretty well." He sighed.

Qingzhi sighed helplessly: "You don't even look at who it is, I often cook for her and be her cook, oh, no, cook father, I know whether she likes sweet or spicy food It's on."

Tsunade:……

In fact, not only Tsunade, Aokiji often cooks for Orochimaru and Jiraiya.

Orochimaru and Jilai are also orphans, and there is no one at home to cook for them, so they often come to Aokiji's house to eat.

Of course, this is not free. The three of them have to pay for food or bring ingredients.

It's true that cooking is a hobby, but Aokiji hasn't gotten to the point where the three of them eat and drink for nothing.

Aokiji smiled and said: "Well, but forget it, after all, the house is too deserted, sometimes I like to have a few more people in the house, so that it is more lively. Whether it is Tsunade or Jiraiya and Orochimaru, they can often come to my house to reward me. I'm still very happy with my face."

Tsunade was made a little embarrassed, she was not used to Aokiji suddenly speaking so formally, it was like a confession, and for a while, she spoke a little awkwardly: "W-what, it sounds embarrassing to say such a thing suddenly .Since you don't like someone, why don't you make more friends."

After getting along, Tsunade found that Aokiji was actually very easy to get along with, but he didn't know why he didn't seem to have many friends, he was full of money, and with the three of them, it seemed that there were not many.

"Because I'm afraid of death."

"fear death?"

Tsunade was very puzzled, what does inviting a classmate have to do with fear of death?

Qingzhi continued: "To be precise, I am afraid that my classmate will die, and I will be sad."

Having said that, Tsunade became even more confused: "You guy, you only speak half a sentence at a time, can you finish it all at once?"

If you don’t say that, why would it appear that I have a high grade B...

Aokiji sighed: "Students in our class, no accident, will become ninjas after graduation."

"What is the problem?"

"That's a big problem. Well, ninja is a high-risk occupation. It's not surprising that there was no one to collect the body when he died in that corner that day.

"People are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Now that I know this premise, I will try my best not to have too many feelings with my classmates. In this way, even if I unfortunately receive the news that they are dead that day, I will not Sad, because those people are nothing more than a passer-by in a long life for me. I should still eat and drink, and sleep until dawn."

Orochimaru's pupils trembled slightly when he heard this, and Aokiji's words almost spoke his heart.

He has a deep understanding of this, and he thought so at the beginning, and he did so.

Orochimaru doesn't like to talk, and he is not close to strangers, but he is not born like this, it's just that he doesn't want to experience the pain of loss.

Sure enough, only Aokiji-kun can reach the depths of his Orochimaru soul.

Orochimaru felt sincerely in his heart.

Tsunade didn't understand: "But since according to you, gain means loss, why do you still want to be friends with me, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru?"

Aokiji sighed: "Because I am human..."