Hokage: From Tsunade-san

Tsunade was taken aback: "Human?"

"Human beings are not grass and trees, how can one be ruthless? If we really live in this way, then the long life will be too gloomy. I don't think my dead relatives will be willing to see this. For this reason, I also need to follow Normal people have friends who accompany me through a long life. And the three of you are my chosen friends."

Non-vegetation, ruthless Practice makes perfect.

Orochimaru chewed these words carefully, not only sighed with emotion.

Aokiji-kun is really talented.

Just opening his mouth to say a few words, unexpectedly made him gain a lot.

In fact, in the eyes of Orochimaru, Aokiji sleeps at school all day, which is by no means lazy as described by outsiders, but because he is too smart to be interested in anything.

selected?

Tsunade seemed to be in the fog: "What do you mean?"

"Like I said before, people are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Since I can't stop my classmates from becoming ninjas and looking for death, then I have to select the people who are most likely to survive during the mission to be my friends. After my observation, the three of you should be the three most talented students of this class besides me.

"If there is no accident, the strength of the three of you should be very strong in the future, and the probability of death during the mission will be relatively low.

"Of course, the premise is that we get along well with me. If you can't hang out with me, I won't have in-depth exchanges with you and treat you as a friend."

Hearing this, the three of them had a feeling.

First of all, I am also very happy.

He has been a crane tail since he was studying, and people around him laugh at him as a fool.

He doesn't want to admit it, but Zirai actually knows what level he is better than anyone else, and he didn't expect that genius Aokiji to recognize him so much.

Orochimaru suddenly became enlightened, and finally understood the reason why Aokiji would deliberately approach him that day. As for the impure motive, this is not a problem in Orochimaru's view. He is a friend.

Tsunade, like Orochimaru, didn't worry about Aokiji's impure motives. She was able to play with Aokiji, but her own motives were not pure. She was greedy for the food he made, but it was only through the shallower and deeper In-depth exchanges eventually evolved into good friends.

However, she just has one thing that is still unclear:

"There's a bit of truth in saying that, but since that's the case, why did Jiraiya get into your eyes? He can play with you. I admit this. After all, you two are big perverts. Working together, the smell is the same."

Aokiji: ...

Jiraiya: ...

"But as you said, there is another prerequisite for you to choose a friend, which is to have a high ninja talent. With all due respect, I really can't see why this guy has the slightest bit of ninja talent. It can be said that other than The shortcomings are useless, he was an obvious trap in Teacher Yuan Fei's test, no matter how you look at it, he belongs to the kind of guy who died during the mission. This is far from your standard."

Tsunade analyzed with reason and evidence, and almost analyzed the color of Jiraiya's underwear, which made him very ashamed.

"Hey, Tsunade, it's too much for you to say that."

Zilai was also very depressed, I didn't expect that I would be this kind of guy in the mind of Tsunade's subordinates, but after thinking about it carefully, it's really like this...

Qingzhi said: "You underestimate Zilai too much."

Ji Lai also looked at him with a moved expression: "Aokiji..."

"Well, although what you said is correct."

Jiraiya: ...

Tsunade laughed and said, "Let me just say, maybe you have lowered the selection criteria because you smell the same as Jiraiya."

"I'm not the one who lowers my selection criteria for this kind of reason. He can become my friend by himself. Naturally, there is a reason for him." Qingzhi said calmly: "Haven't you ever thought that the person with the best grades in the class Okay, you still have Orochimaru, why did you team up with the crane tail in the class?"

Tsunade took it for granted: "Isn't it for balancing strength?"

Aokiji shook his head: "You think it's too simple, if it's just to balance strength, then one of you and Orochimaru should be assigned to another team, in exchange for a middle-level teammate.

"Upper, middle and lower levels, this is the balance of strength you said, but obviously the result is not like this. I remember you said that your guide Shinobi Sarutobi Hiruzen is a disciple of the second generation of Hokage, so if you think about it, your strength is between The village is also one of the best existences, so here comes the question, you, Orochimaru, and Sarutobi Hirazan are all outstanding, why did you install a crane tail Ziraiya?”

Tsunade thought for a moment, looked at Jiraiya who was looking confused, and said with great reluctance, "Could it be that this guy is hiding his genius?"

Qingzhi shrugged: "Or else..."

What?

What am I a genius?

Ji Lai was also confused, scratching his head.

It was the first time someone said he was a genius when he grew up so big.

I do not know how?

This kind of feeling is like a young man who is used to suffering, and suddenly one day his poor father tells himself: My child, your father and I are actually a super rich second generation, and the banknotes we have can circle the world.

I have been supporting you poorly for so many years to temper you, to let you know the pragmatic spirit of bearing hardships and standing hard work. Now the time is ripe, it is time to tell you.

At this moment, not to mention how happy Zilai was, he couldn't help laughing wildly up to the sky: "Wow haha, I knew it, I knew it, I'm a genius, sure enough, Immortal Toad doesn't deceive me, the child of destiny would give me who."

Seeing such a shy Jiraiya, Tsunade felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly in his mouth. He looked at Aokiji with a questioning look, as if to say, "Aokiji, tell me, all this was just a joke. Right?

Aokiji smiled bitterly: "Sorry, in a sense, Jiraiya is indeed a genius, because he has something that none of the three of us have. And this thing is closely related to the most important talent of a ninja."

"Aokiji, you are really my bosom friend, I really love you to death. Mua~"

"Go away, I'm not interested in men." Aokiji pushed away Jiraiya, who had come forward forcefully, with a look of disgust.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm so excited." Zilai also rubbed his hands excitedly: "Tell me quickly, what talent I have is unknown. Why don't I know."

"Lust."

"ha?"

Jiraiya's smile froze instantly.

Perhaps it wasn't obvious enough to say that, but Aokiji also purposely added in a serious manner: "And she's very lecherous."

Zilai also:

The eyes looking at Aokiji seemed to say, are you kidding me?

Tsunade smiled so prettily that he couldn't look up.

Orochimaru covered his mouth and smirked.

Qingzhi said seriously: "I'm not joking."

Three people: "Uh..."

Qingzhi continued: "Zilai is also very lustful. This is a disadvantage and an advantage."

Tsunade was extremely speechless, lust is an advantage of a hairball.

She was still suspecting that Aokiji was talking nonsense in a serious manner, and she was happy to find it.

"Aokiji, you're not kidding me, are you?"

Jiraiya is more or less self-aware. He admits that he is lustful, but he has not yet said boldly that lust can be matched with ninja talent, and it is also the most important ninja talent.

Aokiji said in the scriptures: "How could it be a joke? I'm serious. Well, Jiraiya also has a very large chakra potential, and this chakra may be stronger than me, Tsunade, and Orochimaru. Get up even more."

Jiraiya has a potential of 10. It is really possible that his chakra is more than the three of them together.

he.

Just him?

Orochimaru and Tsunade looked at Jiraiya at the same time, with disbelief almost written on their faces.

Being questioned by the two, Ji Lai also raised his voice to give himself a strong voice: "What? I can't do it?"

Tsunade shook his head: "I don't believe it."

Orochimaru echoed: "I don't believe it either."

Zilai also yelled loudly: "Hey, you guys! That's enough, am I that bad in your eyes?"

Orochimaru and Tsunade voted for it at the same time.

Jiraiya: ...

He looked at Aokiji with hopeful eyes.

Anyway, those two guys don't believe what I say. At this time, it's better to hand over the "microphone" to my best friend and let him decide for himself.

Aokiji smiled and said, "You should still remember what components Chakra is made of."

Orochimaru nodded: "Chakra generally refers to the product of an equal mixture of mental energy and physical energy. I'm right, Aokiji-kun."

"Yes, if you know the components of Chakra, then you only need to do a simple reverse deduction to roughly know what kind of person has a huge Chakra, and the Chakra who wants to strengthen himself mainly strengthens from these two aspects .”

"Strong physical energy and mental energy, Tsunade and I are very typical examples, that is because of the particularity of our family.

"The Uchiha clan is born with strong spiritual energy, while the Senju clan is born with strong physical energy. Therefore, the chakras of our two families are much better than ordinary people."

Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya: "In other words, you mean that this guy Jiraiya also has strong mental power or strong physical energy~"

Aokiji echoed, "Yes."

Tsunade didn't understand: "But what does this have to do with lust."

Aokiji smiled and said, "Because lecherous people tend to secrete more male hormones."

"What are male hormones?"

Not to mention that Jiraiya also sounded very confused, Tsunade was also very confused.

"The so-called male hormones... Uh, this is an extracurricular content. It's complicated. You just need to know that lustful people are usually more energetic. In other words, they have relatively strong physical energy. If I give you three Ranked by the amount of chakra, it should be that Jiraiya is bigger than Tsunade, and Tsunade is bigger than Orochimaru. Jiraiya has more chakras because of his lust, and Tsunade, you are born in the Senju family, so your chakra should be considered good, ranking second In the case of Orochimaru, because he is not lustful, well, the chakra should be the least."

Orochimaru:……

Whether lust has something to do with body energy, Aokiji can't say for sure, but the naturally huge chakra must have a great relationship with body energy.

I don’t even look at how lustful Jilai is in the original book. It’s not surprising that he is an “athlete” behind the scenes. This is not because Aokiji stands on a moral high ground to despise or something. Leng Qingzhi is still unwilling to stay on the moral high ground. , He is telling the truth, and he doesn't look at people who are still in their fifties with thick hair, without strong body energy support, who would believe it.

Tsunade shook his head: "I don't quite understand."

Aokiji is a good teacher, and whispered softly: "What don't you understand? What do you think?"

Tsunade asked back: "Aren't you lustful too?"

"How dare you assert that Jiraiya's Chakra is more than the three of us combined."

(-_-||) Aokiji: "This is the normal range for a man, okay?"

Tsunade raised his eyebrows: "Oh, is that so? But I remember you said that your dream in the future is to marry two wives. I was thinking that this doesn't seem like something a normal person can say."

Qingzhi said in a deep voice: "I am being cautious."

Tsunade said speechlessly, "What does this have to do with prudence?"

Qingzhi snapped his fingers and said seriously: "Think about it, if I only marry one wife, in case one of them dies in an accident, wouldn't I become a lonely family? If I marry two, if one dies, there will be one left. , which is equivalent to the upper layer of insurance.”

What Aokiji said was well-founded, which made Tsunade very speechless, and he almost believed it. Aokiji's brain is smart, but it's just that this person always uses this cleverness not for the right way, and his mind is full of weird things thing.

Jiraiya's eyes lighted up, it turned out that there was such an operation, and he was enlightened in an instant, and he was able to say such a thing so grandiosely.

In terms of lust, Zilai has never been stingy with talent.

I quickly made an inference about Aokiji’s prudence, and if someone said he was lewd in the future, he would reply that we are prudent, because ninja is a high-risk occupation, I have to hurry up and leave more offspring, because giving birth to one is easy to die , so the more the better.

Tsunade brushed his forehead, his head hurt.

She didn't want to continue on this topic, and felt that if she continued to say this, she would be led into a ditch by Aokiji's fallacy: "In short, I understand your intentions, you want to be a medical ninja because you don't want to see The sacrifice of your partner, right? I can’t see that you are quite humane. Let’s just accept you on this point.”

"Oh, that's not true. I want to be a medical ninja mainly because I am afraid of death myself."

Tsunade:……