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"It's finally my turn to travel through time."

The Lao Tzu who traveled through time was not Lao Tzu, but Xiao Zhang, who claimed to be Lao Tzu.

As a fan of online novels, Xiao Zhang easily accepted the matter of time travel.

The so-called time travel may mean traveling to a parallel world, or it may be a different time in the same world.

When he first traveled through time, Xiao Zhang thought he had just traveled through time, from 2021 to the early years of the Republic of China.

So he prepared to show off his ambitions, punching a boy who lived a very abnormal life in his childhood, and kicking the United States, which was stricter than others and more lenient than self-discipline.

However, when he suddenly met a person, he was shocked to find that he seemed to have not only traveled through time.

In the town where he was, there was a man named Uncle Jiu, who was a serious successor of Maoshan Taoism and had profound Taoism.

Killed all the ghosts and zombies that appeared in the town and were seen by Xiao Zhang with his own eyes.

"Uncle Jiu, please, please let me learn Maoshan Taoism with you."

Xiao Zhang was not arrogant at all now. He was standing outside an ordinary house with a valuable gift.

In my heart, I was even more hesitant about whether to kneel down directly. The man inside called Uncle Jiu would not get up unless he accepted me as his disciple, in order to show his determination.

Although it is said that a man has gold at his knees, how can he not kneel down when it comes to becoming a disciple?

In order to learn Maoshan Taoism, Xiao Zhang was willing to sacrifice a lot of money.

At the open courtyard door, two young men, one tall and one short, stood blocking Xiao Zhang who wanted to enter.

They are all apprentices of Uncle Jiu.

One of them, Qiu Sheng, who looked strong and capable of fighting, was glaring at Xiao Zhang angrily.

The other one is called Wen Cai. Although he looks a little wretched, he is trying to persuade him nicely at this time.

"Xiao Zhang, you'd better go back. My master said he won't accept you as his disciple."

"why?"

Xiao Zhang issued a torture from the depths of his soul.

Wen Cai was a little embarrassed to tell the truth.

But Qiu Sheng was straightforward. He stared at Xiao Zhang and said, "My master said that you have evil intentions. His Maoshan Taoism cannot be passed on to someone like you. It will turn it into a disaster in the future."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Zhang was unhappy.

"What do you mean I have evil intentions? Qiusheng, let me tell you, we are not familiar with each other. If you slander me like this, don't blame me for reporting you to the police."

Qiu Sheng was angry at that time, stepped forward, clenched his fists and glared at Xiao Zhang.

"Am I slandering you? You tricked Mr. Ren into betrothing Ren Tingting to you with your sweet words, and you also married into their family as a son-in-law. You have no clear dealings with foreigners. How dare you say that you have the right intentions?"

The short Wen Cai stopped Qiu Sheng, looked at Xiao Zhang with a sullen face and said, "You should leave quickly. If you get beaten later, even if you report it to the police afterwards, it will be you who will be hurt after all."

Only then did Xiao Zhang realize that Qiusheng had such a strong opinion of him, and he also understood the real reason why Uncle Jiu was unwilling to accept him as his disciple.

But can you blame him for this?

"I am alone, does it matter whether I have a wife or not?"

"I am tall, handsome, knowledgeable, and good at business. Master Ren fell in love with me and betrothed his daughter to me. Is it wrong?"

"The reason why I interact with foreigners is not to buy from them...forget it, you won't understand even if I tell you, a sparrow knows the ambition of a swan."

Qiu Sheng became even more angry when he heard these words, because at least the first two sentences of Xiao Zhang were true, and he couldn't argue at all.

He even envied Xiao Zhang in his heart, feeling that if he had Xiao Zhang's looks and knowledge, Master Ren would definitely betroth his daughter to him.

Ever since he met the daughter of Mr. Ren, the richest man in this town, Qiu Sheng had been thinking about food rather than tea.

The literary talent who stopped Qiu Sheng actually liked Master Ren's daughter.

Who doesn’t like the perfect beauty?

But Wen Cai is less courageous, knowing that although Xiao Zhang has not yet married Master Ren's daughter, he has already taken control of some of the Ren family's business and has good relations with those officials.

How dare you offend?

So it was difficult to help his senior brother Qiu Sheng at this time, so he could only hold Qiu Sheng to prevent Qiu Sheng from taking action.

If Xiao Zhang is really beaten, the consequences will not be as serious as usual.

Wen Cai knew very well that this person named Xiao Zhang not only had evil intentions, but also had a strong desire for revenge.

Inside the house, his two apprentices were heard being scolded and speechless, and Uncle Jiu couldn't sit still.

"Since you have great ambitions, why do you want to learn Maoshan Taoism from me?"

Uncle Jiu came out, frowned and stared at Xiao Zhang and said: "I know you bought guns from foreigners and built an armed team. Compared with guns and cannons, my Maoshan Taoism is just a trail and is not worthy of your worship." I am a teacher.”

How can it be a trail?

Xiao Zhang also knew that guns were king, but he was not an engineering or science student before traveling through time, so he didn't know how to build any guns.

He understood the principles of an atomic bomb, but he couldn't build it even if he was given ten thousand years.

Wanting to rely on the advantages of foresight and the wealth of the richest man in this town, Mr. Ren, to form a team that can change the general trend of the world is basically no different from dreaming.

So after seeing Uncle Jiu, he had new ideas.

It was true that Uncle Jiu knew Maoshan Taoism. After Xiao Zhang witnessed it with his own eyes, he was sure that he had not only traveled through time, but also traveled to another parallel world.

There are zombies, ghosts, and Maoshan Taoism in this world.

Uncle Jiu is not only able to subdue demons and ghosts, but also knows how to refine zombies and imps.

Yes, the purpose of Xiao Zhang's apprenticeship with Uncle Jiu was not to learn Maoshan Taoism to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but to learn how to cultivate imps and zombies.

A combination of guns and zombies.

Before the atomic bomb exploded, it was a perfect battlefield weapon.

Even though atomic bombs will definitely explode in the future, if you have a kid, you can easily steal the relevant technology.

When the time comes, we will get the technology, kill all the people in the United States who participated in the Manhattan Project, and become the only person in the world who has mastered nuclear weapons. Tsk tsk tsk...

Thinking of this, Xiao Zhang himself felt that he had some evil intentions.

But he wouldn't admit it even if I beat him to death.

"Uncle Jiu, there's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." Xiao Zhang hurriedly explained: "I raised an armed force just to protect the villagers. The world is not good. Without guns and artillery, we can't protect ourselves. ."

"And I want to learn Maoshan Taoism from you as my teacher. It is also to protect the villagers. Someone was killed by ghosts a few days ago. The former master of the Ren family turned into a zombie, which also caused many casualties to the villagers. . The guns and artillery of our armed forces can deal with bandits, but they cannot deal with ghosts and zombies."

Uncle Jiu continued to frown and said: "My apprentice and I are enough for the monsters in our town. We don't need you, Mr. Xiao Zhangxiao. Okay, stop talking nonsense, I won't accept you as my apprentice. Let’s go quickly.”

Haha... I cherish my broom very much!

Xiao Zhang also had some dissatisfaction in his heart, but it did not happen. Instead, he remained polite and put down the gifts and left.

He won't give up.

If direct apprenticeship doesn't work, then find another way.

For example, using money to bribe Uncle Jiu, or being Uncle Jiu's apprentice or junior brother.

If it really doesn't work, you can leave this town.

The world is so big that Xiao Zhang doesn't believe it. There is only one Jiu Shu who knows Maoshan Taoism.

On the way back, the sky suddenly turned dark, and Xiao Zhang didn't pay attention to the time.

But he had a gun on him, so there was no need to worry about safety.

After all, the ghosts and zombies in the town have been eliminated, and his security team has also improved the security of the town a lot.

"When I learn Maoshan Taoism, I will refine zombies and then teach them how to use guns. Zombies are invulnerable, can jump high and far, and are not afraid of death. They are perfect soldiers..."

Xiao Zhang has countless ambitions in his heart, and the more he thinks about it, the more excited he becomes.

But what he didn't notice was that a black figure jumped closer to him in the night. The jumping distance was far beyond that of ordinary people, and the jumps were silent.

"ah!"

In the night, a shrill scream rang out, followed by a series of gunshots.

Xiao Zhang is dead.

This is really a case of dying before leaving the battlefield.