Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

"Brother Xiao Zhang, are you at home?"

A green girl's voice came from outside the door.

"I'm not here."

Xiao Zhang responded coldly and didn't even open the door.

But it was difficult for the girl to tell what was on her mind. The 18-year-old Alian opened the door and walked in without caring.

As soon as she entered the yard, she saw a body that was both fresh and strong, which made Alian feel that her trip was worthwhile and she wanted to pause time at this moment.

Xiao Zhang, who was only wearing a pair of shorts, held a vertical pole with both hands up and down. His body was raised horizontally like a flying flag. His arms, waist, abdomen, and legs were all straight, and his feet were level with the ground. The height is approximately 20 cm higher than the level between the head and the ground.

The sunshine is just right, not too strong.

After shining on Xiao Zhang's body, his skin looked whiter and had a sparkling feeling.

The muscle texture on her body is also very clear, and her eight-pack abs are like being carved with a knife. Two mermaid lines are embedded in the upper edge of her shorts, giving Alian the urge to follow the mermaid lines and explore inside.

The most conspicuous thing is the majestic bulge.

The two breasts were majestic and broad, giving Alian the feeling of being filled with happiness just lying on them.

"Hey, brother Xiao Zhang, how can you not wear clothes?"

Alian held her already blushing face with both hands, but the gaps between her fingers were a bit too big, and her two big eyes flashed wildly, unblinking.

"You're blind, shorts are not clothes."

Xiao Zhang kept his posture unchanged and his voice remained indifferent.

He does not want to exercise, and the zombie's body does not need exercise to strengthen. He does such fitness exercises just to master his current physical fitness faster. He has been doing this when he was at Uncle Feng's house these days. .

"But you're not wearing anything above."

Ah Lian was not angry even when she was scolded.

In other words, she was angry, but when she saw Xiao Zhang's face and figure, she felt extremely happy.

Ever since she learned that Uncle Feng's nephew was coming a few days ago, Alian brought gifts to visit out of politeness. Little did she know that she immediately fell into despair at the sight of him.

Not to mention the small Dongpingzhou, even the big stars on TV and posters are far behind her brother Xiao Zhang.

Shimamura girl, how could she control herself?

"I'm in my own home. Is it illegal to not wear clothes above?" Xiao Zhang looked coldly at Alian's fair collar and continued: "You broke into a private house without permission. When my uncle comes back, I will let him arrest you."

"A little bit." Alian stuck out his tongue, made a face and said, "Uncle Feng asked me to play with you. He said that you don't understand many things and asked me to teach you."

I don't understand?

Haha... The things I know can make you live and die.

Xiao Zhang simply ignored Alian and continued to get familiar with his body.

There is nothing to say about Ah Lian's appearance. She is pure and youthful, which is Xiao Zhang's cup of tea.

But no matter what, the piece of red rope exposed from Alian's collar is not simple, and the round jade ornament hanging on the red rope is even more not simple.

Seeing Xiao Zhang's eyes closed, Ah Lian became bolder. She lowered her hands holding her face and approached cautiously.

As the distance shortened, the blushes increased.

Xiafei's cheeks can no longer be described as being covered in red clouds.

But her actions were completely within Xiao Zhang's perception. The heightened senses after becoming a zombie made Xiao Zhang feel like he had a radar at this distance, even with his eyes closed.

Perhaps because it was too hot, Alian loosened her collar.

Xiao Zhang was actually a little restless when the girl's youthful breath came into his nose. After all, it had been more than seventy years.

But in the senses, the jade ornaments faintly exposed in Alian's collar made Xiao Zhang, who had his eyes closed, feel very dazzling.

It's just dazzling. If you ignore it forcefully, judging from the physical feedback, you can do whatever you want to do for several hours.

However, Xiao Zhang was not fooled.

Haha... I want to use Alian to test whether I can hold it back?

Uncle Feng, you really have good intentions.

Judging from Xiao Zhang's understanding of Uncle Feng, the possibility that he could ignore the jade ornament was 100% zero, and the illusion must have been caused by Uncle Feng's manipulation.

If he really couldn't help being impulsive, the result would definitely be that he would be beaten to death by Uncle Feng.

Although I don't know if other zombies have souls, at least I have one. The complete consciousness is my own soul.

This is also the reason why Xiao Zhang has a bad attitude towards Alian.

Although the steamed buns are big and soft, dogs will not eat them if they know they are poisonous, so they will naturally stay away from them.

"Brother Xiao Zhang, I heard from Uncle Feng that you are going to the police academy?"

Alian's voice became softer, and she didn't know if it was because of the close distance.

But Xiao Zhang ignored it.

He was wondering where Uncle Feng's treasure house was.

Uncle Feng's house is not big, just three tile-roofed houses and a small courtyard. Xiao Zhang has already explored it. There is no place on the ground that can be dug. After knocking and knocking combined with his own hearing, he can confirm that it does not exist. What a secret room.

So, where did Uncle Feng take out this jade ornament that suddenly appeared on Alian's neck?

Using oneself to save others, Xiao Zhang felt that Uncle Feng, who had lived for 126 years, could not even support himself no matter how poor he was.

Even an ordinary person can accumulate a lot of wealth, not to mention that Uncle Feng is a serious Maoshan Taoist priest. Not only can he subjugate and eliminate demons, he may also become an immortal.

It’s not like Uncle Feng just jumped on the bandwagon and learned to trade stocks, right?

The Hong Kong stock market in the 1990s could indeed make even gods want to jump off the building.

Xiao Zhang felt that Uncle Feng must have a secret treasure house. Gold bars and bricks were not important. Money was just a number to Xiao Zhang. If he wanted, he could put a dozen more zeros on his bankbook. .

Although he doesn't have a bankbook yet.

If the bank dares not to let him withdraw money, he won't be afraid. Are zombies afraid of banks?

What Xiao Zhang really cares about are the Taoist secrets and magic weapons in Uncle Feng's treasure house, such as the jade ornament that Uncle Feng gave to Alian.

This island is not big either. Where is it?

Or rather, it's not on this island at all.

"Brother Xiao Zhang, where did you go to school before? You must have very good academic performance. Otherwise, how could you go to the police academy directly?"

"Brother Xiao Zhang, do you want to be a policeman in the future?"

"I have liked police officers since I was a child and have always dreamed of marrying a police officer. If you..."

A Lian's nagging made Xiao Zhang tireless. He opened his eyes and said, "Then you marry Uncle Feng. Don't worry, I don't mind having an 18-year-old aunt."

This sentence finally made Alian angry. With tears in her aggrieved eyes, she said loudly: "How could you do this?"

"How dare you yell at me?"

There is no grass anywhere in the world. Not to mention that Alian is now Uncle Feng’s fishing bait. Even if it is not the bait, Xiao Zhang will not touch it. I really think that Uncle Feng is so kind to wait for me for 70 years and give him a young girl as his wife. ?

"I didn't, I'm not, you...why are you so unreasonable?"

"You actually want to reason with me?"

"That's not what I meant. Please listen to my explanation. I..."

"I won't listen. I won't listen."

Xiao Zhang closed his eyes again and let Alian's cries gradually become thunderous.

Squeak.

The courtyard door was closed, and Alian's footsteps and cries became farther and farther away.

Xiao Zhang sighed helplessly, because Alian was so angry with him that he didn't even forget to close the door when he ran away. It was obvious that he was still evil.

Even if you want to steal my body, you also want to steal my heart, or even my life?

hehe……

When I go to the city, I will make you unable to reach your heights and gradually become filthy.

Uncle Feng, Uncle Feng, you found such a young and beautiful girl to test me, you really don’t understand me.

Am I, Xiao Zhang, such a superficial person?

Inner beauty is true beauty.

Money lasts forever, one billion is packaged in one year, and one trillion is passed on forever.

Completely unaware of Xiao Zhang's inner thoughts, Uncle Feng, who was secretly protecting Alian and spying on Xiao Zhang, had a question in his heart: Is this still the same Xiao Zhang with evil intentions? Really, transitioned?