Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

By the water, Xiao Zhang looked at his reflection.

In essence, it was no different from before he died.

With some dull senses, I couldn't feel any wounds on my body, including the throat bitten by the zombies, which was still intact.

"The self-healing ability of zombies?"

Xiao Zhang's current mood is a bit mixed.

After becoming a zombie, he naturally has extraordinary powers, but looking at his reflection in the water, it is still difficult to accept it.

"But why, is it green?"

Xiao Zhang could clearly see that he in the water not only had green hair on his body, but also had a hazy green aura floating all over his body, covering his body like a mist.

The most eye-catching thing was his eyes. When he concentrated on the green hair on his head, he could see his eyes glowing in the water.

green light.

"So, I directly turned into a green zombie, which is what Uncle Jiu said among the seven zombie levels: purple zombie, white zombie, black zombie, green zombie, hairy zombie, flying zombie, boneless zombie, and zombie king. ...Third level?”

This level is pretty good, but Xiao Zhang is still unhappy.

He could accept that his eyes could glow green, because it reminded him of a guy named Thor, who could soar in strength as long as his eyes glowed white.

But he really couldn't accept that he was wearing a full body and a head of green hair.

The hair on the body is two to three centimeters, which looks very garish, and the hair is messy and seven or eight centimeters long.

He reached out and pulled it, and found that his hair was much stronger than before.

Although this means that he will not have the trouble of losing his hair, it also leaves him with no shortcut to becoming stronger.

But now that the matter has come to this, Xiao Zhang has no other choice.

After about an hour of exercising by the water, he gradually gained control of his rapidly increasing physical fitness.

A casual jump is three to four meters away, and a full jump is seven or eight meters away. However, when jumping with full strength, it is not easy to grasp the landing angle, and it is easy to fall.

As for why you don't run to charge up, and then jump...

Xiao Zhang found out to his embarrassment that when he stood, his hands had to be stretched flat or perpendicular to his sides.

When the neck is twisted, the body also needs to sway with it, and the forced twisting is only 10 degrees at most.

This is what makes him unhappy.

But if a zombie is not stiff, can it be called a zombie?

If you hit a tree trunk with your outstretched hands, you can also feel the tenacity of your hands. This is the simultaneous improvement of the skin, muscles, and bones.

A small tree as thick as an arm can be smashed into pieces with a wave of both hands.

Or it would be more appropriate to describe it as chopping.

Just because I don't know the tree species, I don't know how strong I am now.

When lying down, Xiao Zhang's body was not so stiff.

But it was still not up to the level of a normal person. He could only be forced to take off his clothes, put on clothes, and check his body.

It is also very difficult to lie down on the ground and do things that normal people can do.

"etc……"

Xiao Zhang, who had been active for an hour but didn't feel tired, suddenly discovered a very serious problem.

That's what happened to his brother.

Still there.

He also looks stronger than before.

But I just can't wake up.

"I……"

He was full of curse words and couldn't utter a single word. Xiao Zhang felt desperate inside.

The excitement of gaining extraordinary power evaporated at this moment.

If becoming a zombie is at the expense of his brother's life, then Xiao Zhang would rather be a serious Maoshan Taoist priest forever.

"By the way, Uncle Nine."

Suddenly remembering that there was a serious successor of Maoshan Taoism in this small town, Xiao Zhang was so excited that he lay down on the ground, put on his tattered clothes, then stood up straight, stretched out his hands, and jumped He jumped and rushed towards the direction of the town.

Because it had just rained, the ground was a little muddy.

Xiao Zhang, who was not familiar with this way of traveling, fell a lot along the way, but he became more skilled in controlling his body.

Even if his whole person became dirty, it would be impossible for Mr. Ren, who valued him very much, to recognize him when he saw him.

Xiao Zhang, who didn't notice this at all, finally jumped outside Uncle Jiu's house.

The courtyard wall is only two meters high.

Xiao Zhang wanted to take a deep breath, but found that he didn't need to breathe at all now, so there was no need to accumulate strength.

Jump directly.

With a bang, he jumped directly over the two-meter-high courtyard wall and appeared in Uncle Jiu's yard.

"Ouch!"

A strange sound came from Xiao Zhang's mouth, it was so shrill and shrill that it made people's hair stand on end.

? ? ?

I want to call Uncle Jiu, why did it become Oow?

"Awwww..."

Xiao Zhang was stunned.

Then I realized how idiotic my current behavior was.

Especially when Uncle Jiu, dressed in a Maoshan Taoist priest costume, rushed out with a Jiugong Bagua mirror in one hand and a peach wood sword in the other.

In the middle of the night, you didn't take off your clothes to sleep, but you were still fully armed.

Just waiting to fuck me, right?

"Ouch!"

With another uncontrollable roar, Xiao Zhang turned around and jumped out of the wall.

"Where is the monster running away!"

Uncle Jiu also jumped over the courtyard wall and ran extremely fast, his skills far beyond those of ordinary people.

Although Xiao Zhang couldn't see this scene because he couldn't turn back while standing, the sound of Uncle Jiu chasing after him was always there, so he could only run away without hesitation.

As for lying down and writing with your hands to explain your identity...

Maybe as soon as he wrote a small prefix, he would be pierced through the heart by the peach wood sword and die again.

By then, will Uncle Jiu still have the power to recover?

Xiao Zhang didn't dare to gamble, so he could only run.

Fortunately, Uncle Jiu was old after all, so how far could he pursue him?

Xiao Zhang, who had this idea in his mind, felt desperate half an hour later.

Uncle Jiu is still chasing, and his speed is not slowing down.

An hour later, Xiao Zhang was going crazy because Uncle Jiu was still chasing him.

Three hours later...

Xiao Zhang suddenly became very interested in Maoshan Taoism. How could a man in his fifties or sixties be able to run for more than three hours?

And it's faster than Usain Bolt's 100-meter sprint, and he doesn't even get out of breath?

This surprised him even more than Uncle Jiu's sudden flight with his sword.

But for the sake of his own life, Xiao Zhang did not dare to ask and could only continue running.

While running, the sound of waves suddenly came.

This direction...the Pearl River Estuary?

Damn it, can Uncle Jiu run more than a hundred miles at such a speed?

Chinese Taoist priest is equal to Captain America?

Before he could be even more shocked, Xiao Zhang had already seen the Pearl River Estuary and the sky was getting brighter.

Xiao Zhang knew about this place before he traveled, and when he learned about the world after traveling, he also knew that he had planned to build several giant cargo ships here so that they could be transformed into aircraft carriers in the future.

but now……

"Grass!"

"Ouch!"

With a cruel heart and gritted teeth, Xiao Zhang was once again at odds with his words.

Then he suddenly jumped into the sea.

When the man was twisting his body in the air, Xiao Zhang saw something that made him even more angry.

The person following him turned out not to be Uncle Jiu, but a... paper man!

A paper man wearing a Maoshan Taoist robe.

"Wait, I will kill you when I get ashore."

Xiao Zhang just said something arrogantly, but he couldn't be arrogant anymore.

"Gulu gulu..."

After he became a zombie, his body weight increased a lot, and because he couldn't breathe, there was no air in his body. He couldn't float at all after entering the water.

Even if Xiao Zhang could swim, he couldn't swim due to his stiff body.

Fortunately, he didn't have to breathe, otherwise he would have died again, but it would only be sooner or later.

"No, even if I don't need to breathe, the water pressure at the bottom of the sea is very strong, and my body may not be able to bear it."

Feeling that his body was drifting with the current in the sea, Xiao Zhang began to worry that he would be taken to the deep sea area and then sink to the bottom and be crushed to death by the water pressure.

But with his body stiff, he could only struggle in vain, unable to reach the surface of the water at all.

Time passed little by little, and Xiao Zhang fell asleep in the sea.

So time passed faster.

I don't know how much time passed, but when Xiao Zhang woke up again, he felt a long-lost warmth spread throughout his body.

When he opened his eyes, Xiao Zhang was shocked.

Because the sun is blazing.

"It's over, I'm going to die. Green zombies are afraid of the sun...huh?"

The warmth coming from his body was still there. Xiao Zhang looked at his body and found that all the green hair on his body had turned black.

When he turned his head, he also found that his body became more flexible, just like when he was not dead.

So, this is...

The fourth level of zombies - Mao Zong?

"You've all evolved. How long has it been?"

"My dream of planting red flags all over the world will end if I don't fire a shot?"