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"To learn the Tathagata Divine Palm, you need at least the inner energy of the innate realm."

"When it comes to inner energy, we have to talk about the methods of cultivating inner energy."

Huang Fei and Frog sang together.

"Then the question is, how many methods are there to cultivate inner energy?"

"Hey, you asked the right person, I know everything."

"If you know, just tell me."

"Let's talk about it, let's talk about it, don't take kung fu as a joke."

"I told you to fucking say it, look at the boss's face."

"Sorry boss."

The Shaolin cross talk performance was interrupted by Xiao Zhang's indifferent expression, and Frog got down to business.

"There are only four ways to cultivate inner energy."

"The first one is to be empowered by an innate master, leaving the seeds of inner energy in the body, and then starting to practice with inner energy and mental methods. We all practiced inner energy in this way back then, but now our two martial arts have been abolished, so there is no There is no way to help the boss use this method, unless...the boss finds an innate inner energy master."

"The second method is to eat some special natural materials and earthly treasures to generate internal energy in the body, but this method is very dangerous, because it is difficult for ordinary people's bodies to withstand such natural materials and earthly treasures, and this kind of natural materials and earthly treasures Nowadays, it’s hard to find anything, even if you have money, you can’t buy it.”

"The third method is to practice inner strength by visualizing it, meditating silently, and using strong spiritual will to generate inner energy in the Dantian. But this requires a truly unique martial arts genius. It can be done. Boss you..."

"cough!"

"Boss, you are of course a unique martial arts prodigy. There is no doubt about this. However, boss, if you want to learn the Tathagata Palm, you cannot use this method to develop inner energy."

"Yes, if you want to learn the Tathagata Divine Palm, you must use the last and strongest method of cultivating inner energy like our fifth junior brother."

"The five realms of light, darkness, transformation, elixir, and gang are actually the process of becoming familiar with, tempering, and controlling one's body and spiritual will. After completing these five realms and allowing a trace of inner energy to naturally condense in the Dantian, as long as If you don't die suddenly on the way, you will be 100% sure of being promoted to the innate realm and meeting two of the three requirements for practicing the Tathagata Divine Palm."

"Yes, there are three requirements for cultivating the Tathagata Divine Palm, and the inner energy of the innate realm is only one of them."

"The second requirement is to have absolute control over the body, that is, to reach the state of Gangjin before cultivating the inner energy. Although we believe that you, boss, are a unique martial arts wizard, but this is It’s a really hard road, and… you’re too old.”

"Furthermore, the most important thing is the third requirement. Neither of us knows how to practice the Tathagata Palm."

Xiao Zhang understood. It wasn't that he couldn't learn the Tathagata Palm, but that Huang Fei and Frog thought he couldn't learn it.

But he really wanted to learn.

Zombie Tathagata Palm sounds very good, right?

After pondering for a while, Xiao Zhang asked: "What about the Iron Tou Kung Fu and the Iron Cloth Shirt with the Golden Bell Cover? They also require inner energy to be truly practiced?"

"You don't need to use these two martial arts." Huang Fei said: "We have a special cultivation method that allows you, boss, to practice successfully without the need for internal energy. Of course, it also allows you, boss, to practice to the point where you can transform your energy. The extent. Judging from your current age, boss, your strength... should be the limit."

Frog agreed: "Yes, boss, you have to practice martial arts as early as possible. The best time is eleven or twelve years old. Although you are a unique martial arts wizard, age is always a big problem. However, if you can practice to the point of becoming strong , and then learn the Iron Head Skill from Senior Brother and my Iron Cloth Shirt with a Golden Bell Cover, even a master of Danjin will not be your opponent."

age?

It is true that it is too late to start learning martial arts in your nineties.

However, Xiao Zhang did not agree with Huang Fei and Frog's words because he was not a normal person.

"Do you know any innate masters? Or, do you know who might be an innate master?"

"I really don't know or know about this. Innate masters are very, very rare. Moreover, innate masters basically have whatever they want. It's difficult to invite them.

"Although our fifth junior brother has probably reached the innate realm, but..."

Both Huang Fei and Frog were hesitant. They had already discussed the matter of teaching Xiao Zhang martial arts to their fifth junior brother, Ah Xing, because it was against the rules and Ah Xing was too principled. It will definitely stop them.

When Xiao Zhang heard this, he temporarily gave up the idea of ​​​​looking for an innate master. He only knew one A Xing, but A Xing was very bad for his senses.

As for Uncle Feng, he is not a martial artist at all, he is a Taoist.

Speaking of which, although becoming a zombie has great benefits, there are pros and cons in everything.

Uncle Feng doesn't like him very much, and the same goes for Ah Xing.

"Let's do this. You first teach me according to your methods. I will try to walk the path of light, darkness, transformation, elixir, and gang, and then learn the Tathagata's divine palm."

"Hehehe... Uh... Boss, don't get me wrong. I smiled happily, without the slightest hint of ridicule." Frog covered his mouth.

Huang Fei hurriedly said: "Don't worry, boss, in up to ten years, we guarantee that you can become a master of Huajin and learn our two unique skills. It is even possible to combine these two unique skills into one and become the strongest in Shaolin." The unique body-refining technique "The Vajra Indestructible Body Magic Skill"."

"kindness?"

"The Iron Head Technique and the Golden Bell Cover Iron Clothes Shirt are both entry-level secret arts separated from the Vajra Indestructible Body Divine Art. The two of us are not talented enough, so we can only practice this entry-level secret skill."

"Yes, if our martial arts had not been abolished back then, we should be able to practice the indestructible body magic skill now..."

Xiao Zhang waved his hand.

"Stop painting a pie for me and start teaching."

"Okay boss."

"But boss, are you ready?"

"The next training will be hard."

Xiao Zhang didn't say anything. He didn't want to listen to the two brothers singing the oboe anymore. They talked for a long time and couldn't produce any real information.

What kind of indestructible magic power is there, what kind of iron head power, golden bell, iron cloth shirt, etc., does he, a zombie, need it?

He just wanted to control his body's power.

"cough!"

Huang Fei understood what Xiao Zhang meant, and said with a serious expression: "Now, I will teach you Shaolin Luohan Boxing, boss. As long as you can make explosive sounds when using this boxing method, you will have reached the level of Ming Jin." At the peak, you can start practicing An Jin."

"Make a bang with your fist?"

Xiao Zhang could also see that Huang Fei and Frog were just trying to make money, and saying that they were martial arts wizards was just flattering them.

So he stood there with his knees slightly bent.

"Is this the explosion you're talking about?"

When the voice fell, Xiao Zhang punched out.

Bang.

The fist hit the air, making an explosion that stunned Huang Fei and Frog.

Not a sonic boom, but certainly loud.

"Ah? This..."

Frog's glasses lit up and he asked seriously: "Boss, can you take off your shirt and give me another punch?"

"no problem."

Xiao Zhang took off his shirt, revealing muscles that shocked Huang Fei and Frog again.

Then he punched the air.

boom!

Another sound.

Huang Fei and Frog looked at each other in shock, and they could see the surprise in each other's eyes.

ten years?

No, two years at most.

They can get the 20 million for Tietou Gong, the Golden Bell Cover and the Iron Cloth Shirt, and the 5 million for practicing Gang Jin.

And if Xiao Zhang directly cultivated Gang Jin, would there be ten million Shaolin inner skills and mental methods?

Does the magical power of Vajra Indestructible Body cost at least 20 million?

Financial freedom is just around the corner.

Thanks to the boss for being a true genius!

Thanks to Lin George (200 coins) for the reward.