Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

Xiao Zhang's character is cautious.

After traveling through time, he understood the environment and situation, further arranged the Ren family, and finally became qualified to become a son-in-law.

Think about it, the richest man in town, Mr. Ren, only has one daughter. In a hundred years, wouldn’t all the family property belong to him?

Combined with Master Ren's personal connections, Xiao Zhang feels that he has a very good chance of achieving great things.

If he wasn't cautious in character, then how could Master Ren be so cunning and cunning that he could be trusted so easily?

However, people are not as good as God. The cautious Xiao Zhang never expected that he would be bitten to death by a zombie just because he went to learn Maoshan Taoism from a teacher.

"This time, God should be on my side, right?"

"People can never be unlucky all their lives."

"Even if I have to be unlucky for the rest of my life, I have already died once. Calculating the time, it is no problem that I have died twice. I should be able to start the Tathagata, right?"

Based on these thoughts and his cautious character, Xiao Zhang lurked on the roof of Alian's house.

Because his hearing was enhanced, he could lie flat on the roof and use his hearing to 'see' everything he wanted to see.

The first question that needs to be determined is whether the policeman named Uncle Feng is carrying a gun.

Although he was bitten to death by a zombie when he was holding a gun, so he firmly believed that zombies are not afraid of guns, but there is nothing wrong with being careful.

The weather should be good tomorrow, with a bright moon and few stars.

Xiao Zhang, who was lying on the roof, could feel a trace of energy falling on him from the sky and then being absorbed by him.

"Is this absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon?"

"Then how did I absorb the essence of the sun and moon to complete my evolution when I was in the sea?"

"Won't the sea water block it?"

"Or, is there some energy in the sea that I absorbed?"

There are some new discoveries and some new questions.

While absorbing the energy of the moonlight or stars, Xiao Zhang also determined the current time through the conversations between the two women next to him, the old and the young, as well as the radio that kept making sounds in the house.

1990.

It was in 1920 that he was chased by Uncle Jiu's paper man and thrown into the sea, so he slept in this sleep for a full 70 years.

hiss……

No wonder I'm not sleepy at all.

But speaking of which, do zombies get sleepy?

Do zombies need sleep?

Zombies don’t need to breathe, so can I smoke?

I haven’t felt hungry after sleeping for 70 years, so do I still need to eat in the future?

I really miss the big, white and soft steamed buns.

It would be a shame not to be able to eat.

Xiao Zhang suddenly had the urge to study himself. Although by the time of 1990, the world as a whole was already peaceful, but who said that studying zombies must be used to fight wars?

Apart from anything else, the fact that zombies can live forever is enough to drive many people into madness. How much benefit does this represent?

In troubled times, studying zombies is for fighting wars.

In the prosperous times, studying yourself is for the sake of wealth.

In an era where cash is king and money is paramount, zombies are also short of money.

"It's a pity that I died too suddenly, and I didn't have time to make more preparations. Otherwise, I would have been able to achieve financial freedom by hiding some things casually."

"I don't know what's going on with the Ren family. My fiancée, who I haven't even held hands with, should be 92 years old this year. Tsk, tsk, tsk, if this is still alive..."

Thinking about all this, Xiao Zhang heard the sound of someone slowly walking in.

Without stretching his head to look, Xiao Zhang could definitely tell that this was a man through his enhanced hearing.

"Alian, are you okay at home?"

"Uncle Feng, everything is okay at home."

"That's good, call me if you need anything."

"Okay Uncle Feng, by the way, Uncle Feng, can I ask you a question?"

"go ahead."

The voice of a middle-aged man talking to Alian sounded like a policeman with a good temper.

But for some reason, Xiao Zhang always felt that this voice sounded familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

However, after sleeping for 70 years, although he is still no different from 70 years ago in terms of senses, the essential changes and the passage of time are real.

So he couldn't hear it for a while, but thought this person's voice was too ordinary.

"Uncle Feng, how old are you today?"

Alian's voice was full of curiosity.

Uncle Feng was stunned for a moment after hearing this question, and then replied with a smile: "I am 53 years old, do you want to see my ID card?"

Alian asked in confusion: "But my mother-in-law said that Uncle Feng, your appearance has not changed from ten years ago. I also feel that since Uncle Feng came to our Dongpingzhou, I have seen you look like this now."

Uncle Feng said with a smile: "Maybe it's because I looked old-fashioned when I was young, so I look younger when I get older. You have to know that drinking and pecking is not a predetermined decision. The way of heaven is to make up for the excess of damage. "

Alian laughed twice and said, "Uncle Feng, you are starting again. You say this every day, and I always feel like you are a Taoist priest, not like a policeman."

Taoist priest?

police?

This voice?

In a daze, a bolt of lightning exploded in Xiao Zhang's mind, and he finally remembered why this voice sounded familiar to him.

The voice is not similar, it is exactly the same. In addition, the tone and way of speaking have not aged in ten years, and there is also a combination of information like a Taoist priest.

This is Uncle Feng, he is obviously Uncle Jiu.

Xiao Zhang was so excited that he almost took a deep breath. Fortunately, he was a zombie and didn't need to breathe at all. He didn't seem to have the function of breathing?

Without making any noise, Xiao Zhang calmed down and then decided not to show his face again.

He wanted to wait for Uncle Feng to leave and then leave the island called Dongpingzhou. Even if he couldn't swim, he could still grab a boat and leave.

The sky is big and the earth is big, I can go wherever I want.

But what Xiao Zhang didn't know was that when he was in a state of agitation, Uncle Feng glanced at the roof where he was.

"Whether they are Taoist priests or policemen, they are all doing justice for heaven. There is no difference in essence." Uncle Feng continued to look at Alian and said: "Taoist priests subjugate demons and eliminate evil spirits, and police officers crack down on crime and eliminate evil. They are all for the purpose of helping people." Justice among men.”

"Yes, yes, Uncle Feng, you are right, everything you said is right."

Alian didn't want to listen to Uncle Feng's rationale, so she made a face and ran home.

After Uncle Feng smiled, his expression became serious.

But there was still no movement. He left Alian's house as if he were patrolling on a regular basis and drifted away.

Xiao Zhang on the roof breathed a sigh of relief. This was an emotional relief, not a physical one.

"It was so dangerous. I was so excited just now that I almost got exposed."

After Uncle Feng's footsteps disappeared for a while, he carefully climbed up from the roof.

Because of his improved physical fitness, the process of doing these movements did not cause any noise.

In the lower room, he walked carefully on tiptoes. There were black hairs on the soles of his feet without shoes, making his movements silent.

After leaving Alian's house for some distance, Xiao Zhang started running wildly.

But just after leaving this town, he had to stop.

Uncle Feng, who was wearing a police uniform, was staring at him in front of him. He looked exactly like Uncle Jiu who forced him to throw himself into the sea.

"long time no see."

Uncle Feng had a cold smile on his face.

This made Xiao Zhang's heart feel like it was falling into an ice cave. It was really Uncle Jiu.

Good luck! Uncle Jiu has become immortal through his Taoism.

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