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Perhaps it was because of his previous meritorious service that Sir Huang said a lot of good things to Uncle Feng.

Xiao Zhang could clearly feel that this time Uncle Feng's attitude after seeing him was much gentler than before, and he no longer threatened to kill him at every turn.

Taking him away before death was a joke to him.

"I really can't tell you more about the catastrophe. The saying that secrets cannot be revealed has been circulated for so many years, so it certainly makes sense."

After Uncle Feng said something perfunctory, he brought the topic back.

Still floating three feet above the ground, he looked down at Xiao Zhang and asked calmly: "What did you do after Guan Gong appeared?"

"I released the transformation, and then he disappeared directly." Xiao Zhang continued to change the subject and asked: "Uncle Feng, Guan Gong didn't show up when I didn't transform. He disappeared after I released the transformation. Does that mean that as long as I don’t transform, I’ll be fine and I won’t provoke similar beings?”

"Yes." Uncle Feng brought the topic back again, his eyes became stern and he said, "Answer my question."

Xiao Zhang knew that today's situation was difficult to get through, and the fact that he killed Dongxing Crow would soon spread in Xiangjiang.

Even Dongxing, the police, and Uncle Feng couldn't find any real evidence, but Uncle Feng, like Dongxing, didn't actually need the so-called conclusive evidence.

"I killed a young and Dangerous boy named Crow." Xiao Zhang looked directly into Uncle Feng's eyes and replied calmly: "The location is the headquarters of Dongxing. I threw the body to the people waiting outside the headquarters of Dongxing. colleagues."

When the words fell, Xiao Zhang once again experienced the feeling of everything around him being suddenly stripped away.

Just like when the bold sound and the light of the sword appeared in the East Star headquarters just now.

In the sensory world, there are only Uncle Feng floating in the sky, and the trembling peach wood sword behind Uncle Feng.

"Why?"

Uncle Feng's voice suddenly became distant, as if coming from the horizon, but also as if it was ringing close to his ears.

Xiao Zhang once again felt like a lightning strike was about to strike, but he was not afraid at all.

"I also want to ask why."

Xiao Zhang continued to look directly at Uncle Feng. Not to mention his aura, at least he was not inferior in attitude, and then he kept asking questions.

"Why didn't you accept me as your disciple back then?"

"Why do you keep saying that I have evil intentions?"

"Why did you chase me and throw me into the sea for seventy years?"

"Why are you blocking me in Dongpingzhou?"

"Why don't you want me to be free?"

"Why do I have to be a policeman?"

"Why did you agree to let me be an undercover agent?"

"Why are you trying to scare me with sword flying?"

"Why did you take me with you when you died?"

"Why don't you tell me what the fate is?"

"Why don't you tell me what happened in those years?"

"Where's the Ren family?"

"Where's my fiancée?"

"How did your apprentice die?"

"you……"

"shut up!"

Uncle Feng couldn't hold back his anger and interrupted Xiao Zhang's questioning.

This conversation should have happened more than a month ago, when Xiao Zhang had just landed from Dongpingzhou.

But the situation at that time was relatively complicated. Xiao Zhang, who had been sleeping for seventy years, did not have enough understanding of the world. He was also a zombie. He was disgusted by gods and ghosts, not to mention human attitudes, identity, money. There is nothing, I can only picture it slowly.

It is human nature to want to hug Uncle Feng's thigh. After all, you are facing an immortal cultivator, an old acquaintance who is very likely to ascend to immortality.

But plans can't keep up with changes.

The reason why the statue of Guan Gong appears is one reason. Who knows what other statues can appear?

This is another reason why Uncle Feng will know about murder sooner or later. No matter how cautious Xiao Zhang is in the future, his character will not allow him to become a virgin.

If the words are not explained clearly, then how can one accomplish things if they are constrained in doing things in the future?

"answer my question."

Xiao Zhang spoke up again, saying that he was not afraid that it was false, but he knew that short-term pain was better than long-term pain.

After careful analysis, the timing is actually very good now. He has brought credit to Huang Sir. Huang Sir has said countless good words in front of Uncle Feng. So far, he has killed only those who deserve to be killed, and he will continue to bring credit to Sir Huang in the future.

And Sir Huang's contribution is the stability and peace of Xiangjiang, which is what Uncle Feng hopes for.

Uncle Feng fell silent.

But the peach wood sword that stopped trembling behind him already explained something.

"I won't accept you as my disciple. I'm waiting for you in Dongpingzhou. I let you become a policeman. It's all because of your evil intentions. You were before and you are now."

"What's wrong with my intentions? What Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai said? Am I becoming a son-in-law? Am I interacting with foreigners? Am I forming a security team?"

"I said you have evil intentions because you don't follow the rules." Uncle Feng stared at Xiao Zhang and asked, "When you wanted to become my teacher, did you want to learn Maoshan Taoism and use it to survive in troubled times?" Will China establish itself as king?"

Xiao Zhang argued: "That is to make contributions, that is to support justice, that is to save the people of the country from fire and water."

Uncle Feng sighed and said: "You know very well in your heart that this kind of sophistry is meaningless. If you learn Maoshan Taoism, you will use ghosts and zombies to fight."

Xiao Zhangqiang argued: "What's the problem? You are a citizen of the country when you are born, you are a ghost of the country when you die, and you are your own zombie when you become a zombie. Our own people can help our own people, why can't our own ghosts help our own people? Why can't we help our own people if we are zombies?" ?I believe they will be willing to do so."

"There is a problem, a big problem." Uncle Feng asked, "Have you ever heard of the saying that it is easier to ask God than to send him away?"

"You want to say that it is easier to invite ghosts than to send them away?" Xiao Zhang said in a confused manner: "But I know Maoshan Taoism. If I can't send them away, I will destroy them. Besides, if I am not good at Maoshan Taoism, don't I still have you? ?”

The mahogany sword that had just calmed down began to tremble again, as if it could no longer suppress it before jumping up and killing it.

Xiao Zhang became more honest.

"If it's really that simple, do you think I would just watch Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai die on the battlefield? This world is much more complicated than you think."

"Don't think that knowing Maoshan Taoism is great, don't think that it's great that you're about to ascend to immortality, don't think that evolving into Mao Zhan is great, don't think that you've learned some martial arts, that's great, don't think that you have a high vision, that's great very impressive."

"Don't think... you are great. The world does not revolve around you."

After Uncle Feng said this, he sighed, and his eyes looking at Xiao Zhang returned to calmness.

"I know you are messing around and want to downplay the fact that you killed someone, but it actually doesn't make sense because I have also killed people, many people."

"Um?"

Xiao Zhang instantly imagined the collision between flying swords and guns, but looking at the peach wood sword behind Uncle Feng, he always felt that it was not as strong as the flying swords of the legendary swordsmen.

But Uncle Feng had no idea of ​​telling a story, but kept scolding him.

"Xiao Zhang, nothing can be done without rules. If you always want to take shortcuts, you will easily break the rules."

"Yes, in your opinion, it was already a troubled time, and you shouldn't follow the rules when no one can survive."

"But in fact, people are people, ghosts are ghosts, and zombies are zombies."

"As the saying goes, those who are not of my kind will have different minds. What about those who are not of my kind?"

"Not all people, after turning into ghosts and zombies, will treat themselves as human beings like you do."

"It's not that you know Maoshan Taoism, but I also know Maoshan Taoism, so I can control them and destroy them."

"We are not the only ones who know Taoism, martial arts, Buddhism, and have demons and monsters. As I said, this world is more complicated than you think."

"Xiao Zhang, the water here is too deep. You really can't grasp it, because even I... can't grasp it."

Xiao Zhang was silent.