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Xiao Zhang no longer cares much about the grudges from seventy years ago.

Because he can't change the past, he can only focus on the present and the future.

The most important thing to solve now is that he killed people and will continue to kill people in the future. If Uncle Feng's flying sword is always hanging over his head, he will most likely be hacked to death by Uncle Feng in the future.

So Xiao Zhang asked again.

"Uncle Feng, you said you killed many people. Is it because Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai went to the battlefield? And what about the Ren family? I have been to the library and can't find any news about the Ren family."

Uncle Feng fell into silence again. He didn't know whether he was lost in memories or thinking about whether he should talk to Xiao Zhang.

But he finally spoke.

"Yes, I have been to the battlefield. I don't want to say more about these things. As for the Ren family... I left very early, and when I went back, they were gone."

"That's it? Don't you know how to tell fortunes? Just do the math."

"As I said, fortune telling is not as easy as you think, especially this kind of fortune telling."

"What kind of fate?"

Xiao Zhang always felt that Uncle Feng still had a lot to hide.

But Uncle Feng is also very good at changing the topic.

"The questions you just asked... When I was chasing you, I didn't know it was you. The paper man automatically protected the master, and I couldn't fly with a sword at the time, so I couldn't catch up with you."

"But then I knew, because I went to your grave."

"I know that you will not die after jumping into the sea. In addition, Miss Ren's fiancée also knows about this matter and begged me to find your whereabouts, so I spent all my efforts to figure it out."

"It is not correct to come to Dongpingzhou to block you. It can be regarded as a coincidence. You can also regard it as seventy years have passed. I have no acquaintances from that era in this world, so I want to meet you. "

"Fortunately, as I suspected at the time, you did not lose your mind because of becoming a zombie."

"But this does not mean that you, with evil intentions, will settle for the status quo in this peaceful era. That's why I have to watch you and control you. The reason why I let you be a policeman is because I am a policeman now."

"Also because... I want you to be a good person, and I don't want to kill you with my own hands because you become bad."

Xiao Zhang was not satisfied with Uncle Feng's answer.

But because the force value was not enough, Uncle Feng was unwilling to answer and he had no way to press him.

However, he still asked unwillingly: "Where is my fiancée? You always know what happened before you left, right?"

Uncle Feng pondered again, and after a while he replied: "She knew that you were not dead, that there was no real death, so she decided to stay a widow for you until you return, but Master Ren disagreed. She was also a fiery person, so she ran away directly She became a nun. Before I left, I heard that Mr. Ren was going to demolish the nunnery. She ran away after receiving the news and must have gone abroad. "

Hiss... I actually missed such a woman?

Xiao Zhang was filled with regret.

However, the effect of today's conversation still exceeded Xiao Zhang's expectations. Has the seventy-year grudge been resolved?

So let’s talk about what’s going on now.

"Uncle Feng, didn't you say you can't kill people casually?" Xiao Zhang asked, "Even if I become a bad guy, I should be punished by the law."

There is no death penalty in Xiangjiang, and Xiao Zhang feels that if he is sentenced to life imprisonment, he should be able to sit out the jail sentence.

"Yes, you can't kill people casually. I won't even kill anyone anymore, but... are you a human?"

It seems not.

Xiao Zhang was speechless for a moment.

"Then...are you going to hack me to death now?"

Xiao Zhang felt that the time was almost up, so he asked decisively, and then added: "Because I killed a bad guy, a damned person."

Uncle Feng was silent for a moment before he said: "It's not scary for a chivalrous man to break the law with force. What's scary is that everyone follows suit."

Isn't this simple?

In the future, I will get a vest, such as Hong Kong Batman or something, to catch and kill, and finally I will find a scapegoat to catch Batman?

But you definitely can't say that, because doing so is completely quibbling.

"But if I didn't kill him at that time, he would kill me. If I defend myself, I won't die, right? And..." Xiao Zhang looked directly into Uncle Feng's eyes and said, "I'm not a chivalrous person who uses force to break the law. Uncle Feng, I It's a police officer."

Uncle Feng was silent again.

He suddenly regretted letting Xiao Zhang become a policeman, especially an undercover policeman who had to give up some of his principles.

"I will ask Sir Huang carefully about this matter." Uncle Feng said after pondering, "If...he thinks you can still be a policeman, then you are not wrong."

Wouldn't it be over if we just said this earlier?

I, Xiao Zhang, can't handle you, Uncle Feng, but I can handle Ah Huang easily, right?

No, you can no longer call me Huang, you have to call me Sir Huang.

Seeing that Uncle Feng gave up on pursuing his murder and loosened his tone, giving himself a certain degree of freedom, Xiao Zhang quickly changed the subject.

"Uncle Feng, speaking of which, without your talisman, can that Guan Gong statue hack me to death?"

Uncle Feng sighed and finally followed Xiao Zhang's topic and answered.

"It can seriously injure you, but it cannot kill you, because many people in Dongxing no longer worship Guan Gong. Even if they worship Guan Gong, it is just a formal worship."

After saying this, Xiao Zhang relaxed a lot.

Because almost all the societies in Xiangjiang worship Guan Gong. If every statue of Guan Gong can appear, then how can he go on a killing spree in the future?

No, it's not a mass killing, it's self-defense, it's the process of the police catching bad guys...

Although there is no problem not to transform, if the situation becomes critical, Xiao Zhang will have to transform.

Just like what Uncle Feng said just now, don't think that you are great because you are a zombie, and don't think that you are great because you have learned martial arts. The world is not as simple as you think.

"Is it okay then?"

Xiao Zhang asked tentatively.

Uncle Feng knew that Xiao Zhang was asking about the crow, and after thinking for a while, he said, "It's okay for now."

Xiao Zhang laughed.

"Then you should fly back quickly, otherwise there will be more people at dawn, and it will be really bad to see you flying with your sword."

"Don't worry, I'll take the boat back in a while."

"..." Xiao Zhang asked in surprise: "You are wearing this police uniform, with a holster on your waist, but you are going to take the ferry with a mahogany sword on your back?"

"What is the problem?"

When he asked the question, Uncle Feng, who was floating in the air, fell back to the ground.

The mahogany sword behind him also flew into his hand, and a piece of silk that came from nowhere wrapped it in it.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Zhang was extremely excited.

"Uncle Feng, although I have agreed that I will become a policeman and you will teach me what I want to learn, but can you give me some life-saving magic weapons first? For example, storage magic weapons such as the Qiankun Bag, Xiao It doesn’t matter at all, I don’t mind.”

"Nothing. As long as you follow the rules when doing things, you will not have a life or death crisis."

"What if others don't follow the rules? What if others attract ghosts, invite gods, or make zombies?"

"If you have my phone number, I can fly very fast with my sword."

"Uncle Feng, not all places have signals, and you don't have a mobile phone. How about I get one for you?"

"No need, you are in danger, I will know."

Xiao Zhang instantly understood that the talisman was still useful.

It's just that the statue of Guan Gong appears, and as a man who is about to ascend to immortality, the talisman made by Uncle Feng himself shouldn't be able to withstand only one blow.

The sky is really getting bright. It is already six o'clock in the morning. Although the sun will not come out for three minutes, the sky is already filled with light.

Xiao Zhang's body gradually became softer and more fitting to the human form.

"I'm back, you can take care of yourself."

Uncle Feng didn't wait for Xiao Zhang's response, turned around and walked away towards the pier, and then sat there like an ordinary person, waiting for the ferry to arrive.

After Xiao Zhang looked at it for a while, an idea suddenly came to his mind.

How many people in this world are like Uncle Feng, who look ordinary but are actually ridiculously strong?

How about being more cautious and more honest?

It doesn't seem to work.

Because my name is Xiao Zhang.