Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

"Are there any tickets?"

This employee spoke in an unusually cold voice and did not feel like receiving guests at all. This made Wang Li feel a little strange. Do the employees at this zoo have such a bad attitude?

Wang Li shook his head, forget it, maybe he has worked for too long and all his energy has been exhausted. People need to understand each other.

"Here, here are the tickets, for two people."

The employee in blue took Wang Li's ticket and after confirming it was correct, sent a map to Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu each.

"This is a map of the zoo with visitor rules at the back. Please be sure to abide by the rules above when visiting the park."

After saying that, the employee in blue left without saying a word. Even Kiryu Zhantu couldn't help complaining.

"Aren't the staff at this zoo too casual?"

"..." Wang Li.

You don’t need to be so reserved when you speak!

"Let's look at the map."

After speaking, Wang Li turned to look at the map in his hand and was stunned. Why is there a dotted line at the bottom of the map? Is it useful to tear this thing off? Or is there something behind it?

Wang Li turned over the map, and sure enough, the tourist rules were written on the back just as the staff said.

1. There is absolutely no problem with the safety measures of this park. There is no possibility of animals escaping. Especially small herbivorous animals are mostly kept in a closed environment that cannot be touched. Therefore, if you see an escaped rabbit on the roadside, please immediately take your children away and report to the staff. Do not approach or touch the rabbit, especially if the rabbit spots it and starts approaching you at high speed.

2. There is only one street in the ape park, and only apes are displayed. If you find two streets and the animals on display include rabbits, choose the one on the left and end your visit to the park as quickly as possible.

3. An elephant is a huge creature with fan-like ears, a long trunk, and legs as thick as pillars, and it is not white. Please make sure you see only elephants in the elephant park.

4. The zoo’s beverage shop does not provide “rabbit blood”. If you see it on the shelf, please do not buy it.

5. Do not stay alone in the shade of the rabbit park.

…

After reading all the codes, Wang Li was speechless. What the **** is this called a code? !

Generally speaking, don’t the rules remind tourists not to touch or feed animals? What’s going on with your rules? Take a look at Article 15 and be wary of friends who have been separated from you more than once, especially if they repeatedly persuade you to go to the aquarium or elephant park. People who don’t know this may think it’s some scary story!

Wait, speaking of it, this zoo does have a weird atmosphere everywhere, with inexplicable employees, inexplicable tickets, and the sudden establishment of the park. Well... there must be something wrong!

Wang Li became alert, but at this moment another person came to them. He was a foreign male with blond hair and blue eyes, about forty years old.

Looking at Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu, the man showed a friendly smile: "You two are tourists here for sightseeing. Hello, I am the tour guide of the park. You can call me Carter."

"Tourist guide?"

Carter nodded: "Yes, the two tourists have already received the zoo map. The visitor rules at the back of that map are out of date. Now it is up to me to issue new visitor rules to them."

As he spoke, Carter took out two new zoo rules. Although he hadn't taken them over yet, Wang Li had already caught a glimpse of some of the contents.

1. If you see a white elephant with rabbit ears in our park, please keep beating it! Until it gets back to normal!

2. If you see employees wearing black work clothes, please keep beating them! Until it wears blue overalls!

3. If you see more than four white lions in the lion park, please keep beating them! Until the number returns to four!

…

Wang Li was speechless. He was still a little skeptical at first, but after seeing the content of this code, he was sure that this was definitely a zoo!

Whether it's the attitude of the staff just now or the rules of the zoo, they are all marketing tactics!

What kind of hot chicken zoo is just hype, right? Don't worry, I will never come here a second time!

Carter's new version of the Zoo Code was originally delivered by courier, but when he saw the Kiryu War Rabbit next to Wang Li, his movements suddenly stopped.

Because he could tell at a glance that this guy was not a human being! In other words, they are not from Earth!

Of course there is no tour guide in the zoo. This tour guide was pretended by Chen Mo, who played the role of legendary investigator Randolph Carter this time!

"Are there other aliens on Earth besides Megatron? Does this guy have a visa!"

"Host, you always forget that when you drove the Gundam to attack the Zentraedi, didn't there be a Zentraedi left behind on the earth?"

Chen Mo was stunned, he really forgot!

So the person next to the Zentraedi captain looks a bit familiar.

"The host is Gaia!"

ah! It's him!

Chen Mo suddenly understood. He looked at Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu in front of him and then at the new zoo rules in his hand. There was a strong pain in his eyes.

How do these two people need this code!

They went to the zoo. Only animals in the zoo need safety rules!

Chen Mo stared at the two people for a long time and then silently took back the code.

"Two tourists, this code is of no use to you. Please ignore the original code. You can visit the zoo casually and treat this place as your own home! Don't be polite to me!"

Wang Li looked at the many parks in the zoo and smacked his tongue in disgust.

"Don't worry! We won't be polite!"

Chapter 826: Animals feel like they’ve seen a ghost when they see me

Everything was normal after entering the zoo. Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu did not encounter anything strange along the way. Kiryu Zhantu kept recording the data of these animals along the way and had a great time. Although Wang Li had a very bad impression of this zoo. Not bad, but seeing Kiryu Zhantu so happy makes me feel that my time is not in vain.

Just as the two were walking towards the ape area, a group of rabbits running around on the roadside appeared in their sight.

Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu were stunned, because they still remembered that the tourist regulations mentioned that if they see an escaped rabbit on the roadside, they must stay away and must not touch it.

I thought this was just a marketing ploy of this zoo, but who would have thought that a rabbit actually ran out! Are the facilities in this zoo so unreliable? Or is this deliberately released for hype?

No matter what, this zoo has management problems!

Wang Li turned to look at Kiryu Zhantu and suggested, "Let's report this zoo after we go out later."

Kiryu Zhantu nodded: "Store manager, we will discuss the report later. It is too dangerous for so many animals to run outside. I will go and capture this rabbit and bring it back to the rabbit park."

Wang Li subconsciously wanted to ask Kiryu, isn't Zhantu afraid of being bitten? But after thinking about it carefully, I found that my worries were a bit unnecessary. They have a complete set of high-tech armor equipment, so are they still afraid of being bitten by rabbits?

"Okay, then be careful." Wang Li nodded in response.

"Do not worry!"

After saying that, Kiryu Battle Rabbit walked towards the rabbits. When they saw someone approaching, the rabbits did not run away, but acted obediently, attracting Kiryu Battle Rabbit to continue to approach them.

Seeing the rabbits like this, Kiryu Zhantu felt quite emotional. The rabbits in the zoo are indeed well-trained!

Kiryu Sentu stepped forward and picked up a rabbit. I have to say that the bunny who can pretend to be good is really cute. Even Kiryu Sentu couldn't help but touch the head of this big white rabbit.

However, not long after Kiryu Zhantu stroked it, the expression of the rabbit in his arms suddenly changed, and the cuteness on his face disappeared without a trace.

A very human face showed a joking expression, and a pair of scarlet eyes flashed with cruel light. The expression was like a child seeing an ant!

'It' stretched out its hands to break off the ant's tentacles, but the moment 'it' sensed it touched Kiryu Zhantu, the expression on its face froze instantly!

Because 'it' discovered that except for the appearance of the creature in front of it, it was completely different from humans in other physiological structures! This guy is not human at all!

This is actually not a big deal, after all, they can also disguise themselves as humans, but the crux of the problem is that these alien disguised humans are just covered with a layer of skin, and they can tell at a glance who those people are even without contact. similar.

As for the alien in front of him, before he came into contact with him, he didn't notice anything unusual about him at all!

This is very scary! What does it mean that the other party dares to approach you without any precautions when you are not aware of the other party's abnormal situation?

Fear spread in the heart of 'it', and 'it' struggled wildly in Kiryu Zhantu's arms, broke away from his arms and ran desperately in one direction!

The other rabbits also started to run away like crazy as if they had received the signal!

Seeing these rabbits running around like crazy, Kiryu War Rabbit was stunned. These rabbits must not have rabies disease!

Thinking of this, Kiryu War Rabbit's expression became serious. It's not okay, such dangerous rabbits can be allowed to run around outside!

There must be other tourists besides them in this zoo, maybe even children. If they are bitten by these rabbits, something big will happen!

Kiryu Sento raised his arms after looking around to make sure there was no one else around.

"Transform!"

"Armor fusion!"

As a dull sound sounded, a set of high-tech armor extended along his arms like a steel suit, arming Kiryu Sento in less than a second.

He turned to look at the escaping rabbits, and after guessing their escape route through the computer, his body instantly broke through and turned into an afterimage and rushed out!

The speed that broke the sound barrier crushed the ground to pieces! In just the blink of an eye, Kiryu War Rabbit had already reached behind the first rabbit and grabbed it!

Hissing screams kept coming from behind, and the rabbit that ran away first didn't dare to look at what was happening behind it and just wanted to escape from this place! As for the status of other companions, it doesn't matter anymore. As long as you are not running at the back, you will be fine!

Soon! In front is the elephant park! As long as you can get there!

Just when the rabbit was only one step away from the elephant park, its body was suddenly covered by a shadow!

It slowly turned around, and a robot with an angular body stretched out its big hand towards 'it'!

! ! !

Inexplicable panic surged into my heart, and before 'it' could react, the big hand grabbed 'it's ears and lifted 'it' up.

Seeing the rabbit struggling crazily in his hands, Kiryu Zhantu frowned. It seemed that this rabbit was seriously ill and needed to be dealt with carefully!

Thinking of this, he put his finger in front of the rabbit and his brain suddenly popped out.

A violent impact was transmitted to the rabbit's brain, and now it struggled even more fiercely.

Um? The brain is so strong? ! Even an adult would be stunned by the bullet this time!

Kiryu fought the rabbit unbelievingly and flicked it several times in succession. After his forehead was swollen by the bullets, the rabbit finally fainted under the torture.

Seeing the miserable condition of this rabbit, the other rabbits thought that Kiryu War Rabbit was trying to scare the monkeys, so they huddled up and shivered, not daring to move.

They couldn't understand why the zoo staff would let such a dangerous creature in!

This is to kill them!

…

At the same time, Zhou Hao was shopping on the streets of a certain city. Recently, he had become seriously confused about his life. Whether he was going to comic exhibitions, participating in variety shows, or going mountain climbing, wherever he went there would always be some natural phenomenon. !

Things that others would never encounter in their lifetime, he came here with a lot of people! Is this scientific?

After realizing that he couldn't escape from this vicious circle no matter what, he simply gave up. This time he didn't go anywhere! I don’t participate in any social activities, just go shopping here! He didn't believe that he could encounter any accidents like this!

However, while he was walking on the road, a zoo suddenly came into his sight.

"Eh? Was there a zoo here just now?"

Chapter 827 Fuck! Two dimensions!

Zhou Hao scratched his head. He remembered that he probably didn't see the zoo just now, but when he thought about it carefully, he felt that he had seen it wrong or didn't notice it.

He glanced around and came to a passerby who was playing with his mobile phone.

"Brother, can I ask you something?"

The passerby put down his phone and Zhou Hao accidentally glanced at his screen.

Damn it! I'm actually playing Ship R!

Zhou Hao was shocked. There are still people playing ship R these days! It seems that Huanmeng can still keep going!

"What's up?"

Zhou Hao came back to his senses after hearing the old commander's words.

"Ah, by the way, it's nothing serious. I just wanted to ask if there is a zoo here?"

"Huh? Are you a foreigner?"

Zhou Hao nodded: "Yes, I came here to travel."

"That's it. Have you been to Mount Tai?"

"..." Zhou Hao.

More than just been there! The place left an indelible impression on him!

"I've already been there. I can only say that it is worthy of being the leader of the Five Mountains." Zhou Hao said with wandering eyes. Even the old man from the sacred mountain appeared in this place. How mysterious!

"That's necessary. This Mount Tai has been here since ancient times..."

"Stop! Brother, you are going too far!"