Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

"Isn't this... no need? The alien law enforcer has left. Even if he wants to report, he can't find anyone. I really don't believe he can go to the Star of Light to report."

"Hmm... that's right. Now that the visa is given, what can we do? We can't suppress him for the rest of our lives."

The workers nodded and then released their grip on the factory boss.

After regaining his freedom, the factory owner did not scold the workers, but ran to Megatron immediately.

"Great, Lord Megatron! Congratulations on getting your Earth visa! From now on, you will be a serious resident of Earth! If anyone dares to question the legitimacy of your identity, I will be the first to let him go!"

Megatron looked at the factory owner and said indifferently: "Didn't you want to report me just now?"

"Misunderstanding! This is all a misunderstanding! Lord Megatron! I actually didn't mean that! I just, I just..."

"Just what?"

"I, I..." Sweat dripped from the factory owner's forehead as he frantically thought about how to make excuses. However, no matter how much he thought, he could not find a reasonable excuse.

nonsense! His performance just now was no different from jumping into a wolf! If you still argue at this time, doesn't that mean you are treating the other party as a fool?

After much thought, the factory owner only came up with one way, and that was to use actions to prove his loyalty!

"Lord Megatron, please listen to my explanation! I just said the wrong thing in a moment of impatience. I didn't actually want to report you! But I wanted to remind the alien law enforcer that he only noticed the visa issue and forgot about it. It’s time to deal with the issue of company ownership!”

"We are all Lord Megatron's slaves. Our things belong to Lord Megatron. Naturally, this company also belongs to Lord Megatron! That alien law enforcer is so unqualified! He actually took something so important. The problem has been forgotten! Please rest assured, I am not as careless as that alien law enforcer. I will transfer this company to you immediately after everything is over! By the way, Lord Megatron, what about the new name of the company? Do you have any ideas? Should we call it Batian Group or Zhentian Group?"

"…"Megatron.

How to describe the name of this company...it has the aura of the son-in-law of a dragon king!

…

After applying for a visa for Megatron, Chen Mo was in a particularly happy mood. This is truly a good deed every day!

Facts have proved that sometimes one cannot be prejudiced against all people in the universe. Look at Megatron doing a very good job!

Not long after he came to Earth, he already gained the support of an entire mining factory worker!

You say this is Stockholm Syndrome, I say this is bringing warmth to the people on earth! The earth just lacks interstellar warriors like Megatron!

First blood!

Game sound effects, Chen Mo took the first drop of blood from the opponent, so mood really affects a person's performance. You see, the first wave of troops has just been collected, and he has already sent the opponent's middle lane home.

Although a large part of the reason is because the opposite side is a Torso.

In this low-end game, after giving away this first blood, the opponent Yasuo is already crippled. Less than twenty minutes after the start, the opponent Yasuo is completely reduced to a mobile vault, but anyone can kill him randomly!

One Yasuo fattened up an entire team here.

It must be very hard to fight four against six on the other side. Unfortunately, before Chen Mo had time to enjoy himself, the other side was smashed at the speed of light and squatted in the spring waiting for surrender.

Chen Mo shook his head helplessly. Nowadays, netizens will mess up if they disagree with each other. Isn't it just a difference of ten or twenty people? You should try it first! If you don’t work hard, you won’t know what despair is!

The unsatisfying game left Chen Mo feeling a bit stuck.

"Host, you can't do this all the time. You stop suddenly in the middle of the pleasure. Holding it in like this is harmful to your physical and mental health!"

Chen Mo's brows jumped.

"Oh? You mean you can make me feel better?"

"Host, what you say is so explicit, but I like it!"

"Since you like it, why don't you change it?!"

"You should know better than anyone the emotions I have accumulated towards you so far. As long as you dare to change, I will definitely feel better than ever!"

"This...host, you always said it was yellow, right?"

Chen Mo shook his head: "No, it's red."

The system was silent for a while and then quickly changed the topic.

"Host, you have plenty of time to do things like color. Instead of doing this, why not do something good for your physical and mental health together!"

Chen Mo showed a look of disdain, you are in the shape of a butter system, but you still have the nerve to say this to me!

"for example?"

“Like going to the zoo!”

Chen Mo was stunned. He really didn't expect that a guy like the system could actually put forward such serious opinions. According to his understanding of the system, if his opinions were serious, then the place he went to would definitely not be serious!

"Isn't this zoo you're talking about a beast-girl zoo?"

"It turns out, host, you always like this. If you always want to go to those kinds of crooked animals, then the Beast Girl Zoo is too ordinary. We can go to Suiryukyei Zoo!"

"...You should talk about this zoo!"

"Of course there is no problem, but host, don't you really consider Suiryukyei Zoo? It's very exciting, even more exciting than the new game!"

"But I think it will be more exciting after you materialize! You can also become a dua!"

"Host, this is actually a newly opened zoo in China. It has lions, elephants, and rabbits. It is very suitable for sightseeing. In order to solve the dining problem of tourists, the zoo also thoughtfully prepares goat meat and rabbit blood!"

Chapter 824: Brothers? Father and son?

Chen Mo was stunned. Hearing this, he still didn't know the nature of this zoo. Isn't this a scary zoo?

"Why did this thing go to China?"

"Host, isn't this thing coming from China?"

“…”

The system's explanation left Chen Mo speechless.

"Are you sure this kind of place is really suitable for tourism?"

"Why isn't it suitable? It's so suitable! Especially for tourists like you, the host, it's best to go to a place like this to show off!"

Chen Mo's mouth twitched, what a guy! No more acting! Just say what's on your mind, right? The purpose of talking for so long is not to show off!

However, Chen Mo felt that the system was right. This zoo is really suitable for ‘tourism’!

…

In a certain city in China, there is a coffee shop at the end of the earth.

The interior decoration is quite charming and it seems to have been specially designed. The electronic gramophone nearby is playing classical music from vinyl records. In fact, Wang Li in the store does not understand the beauty of classical music. He is just creating an atmosphere. , after all, elegance never goes out of style!

It's a pity that in such an elegant environment, Wang Li was the only one standing in front of the bar, cleaning glasses, and there was not a single customer in the empty shop!

Today is another day with few customers, and this is already part of Wang Li's daily life.

The business of this coffee shop has never been good since it opened. Not long ago, Starbucks opened a branch next door. Since then, the business here has been getting worse day by day.

Counting the monthly utility bills and maintenance fees, the monthly balance is showing negative growth, and it is negative growth starting from zero!

To be honest, it’s a miracle that this coffee shop hasn’t closed down yet!

Wang Li is now lying down and completely regards this coffee shop as a place for retirement.

In fact, he doesn't want this. Whenever he has time recently, he will study coffee recipes. Now his coffee recipe has been upgraded to version 6.0! Kiryu and Zhantu both said yes after drinking it!

He just couldn't understand. Could the blended coffee he prepared by himself be inferior to the assembly line coffee from Starbucks next door?

Wang Li let out a long sigh, the coffee shop business was too difficult.

Just when Wang Li felt lost, the door of the store was pushed open.

When Wang Li heard the sound of the door opening, he was immediately shocked.

“Welcome to the Earth’s End Coffee Shop…”

"Store manager, I'm back."

In the middle of Wang Li's words, a greeting came, and Kiryu Zhantu, who had been picked up by Wang Li, walked in.

Looking at Wang Li's stiff expression, Kiryu Zhantu asked in confusion: "Store manager, what's wrong with you? Your expression is very strange. Are you feeling unwell?"

Wang Li came back to his senses, sighed and shook his head: "Nothing, just a sigh. Why did you come back so early today?"

"The streets have been very peaceful recently. I came back early because I had nothing to do."

"Okay, do you want some coffee? I just developed a new recipe..."

Kiryu Zhantu's expression changed greatly and he shook his head fiercely: "No! I still have to watch the drama! Don't have time to drink?"

After saying that, Kiryu Sento immediately distanced himself from Wang Li and silently watched "Kamen Rider Build" in the corner of the store.

Um? There should be no conflict between watching dramas and drinking coffee. Wang Li glanced at Kiryu Sento with a puzzled look, but didn't say anything more and just thought it was Kiryu Sento's rebellious phase.

Kiryu Sento has been working on "Kamen Rider Build" these days, and has caught up with the plot where Mr. E's identity is revealed.

Seeing that Mr. E's true identity was an alien creature, Kiryu Zhantu felt an inexplicable emotion in his heart. He shook his head and looked at Wang Li.

"Store manager, you chose my name based on the Kamen Rider build."

"Yes, don't you think your experience is very similar to that of Kiryu Zhantu? It's the same rainy day and the same amnesia. Except for their appearance, the other party is exactly the same."

Kiryu Zhantu nodded: "But they are very similar. Not only did they lose their memory, but they were also picked up by the coffee shop owner. By the way, manager, are you a foreigner like Evolto in the Kamen Rider build?" Star people."

Wang Li's face suddenly turned dark when he heard this.

As a native of Earth, my birth certificate, student ID card, and ID card are all from Earth! Even the transformed Ultraman is the light of the earth from the earth itself! You actually doubt my composition!

I think you are an alien! Your whole family is an alien!

"A TV series is a TV series, and reality is reality. The two cannot be confused!"

Looking at Wang Li's face, Kiryu Zhantu shrank his neck and knew that he had said the wrong thing.

"Sorry, store manager, I was just joking. By the way, are you free during this time? How about we go to the zoo together."

Wang Li was stunned: "Why do you suddenly want to go to the zoo?"

"What happened was I met a zoo employee in black clothes on the road today. I helped him a little and he gave me two tickets to the zoo."

As he said this, Kiryu Sento took out two tickets from his pocket.

"I've been bothering the store manager all this time and haven't given you anything, so..."

Kiryu Zhantu scratched his head in embarrassment.

A look of relief appeared in Wang Li's eyes. The child has grown up, isn't it? Damn kid! I'm not even married yet! And there might be such a big child at my age!

Wang Li shook off the distracting thoughts in his heart and took the ticket from Kiryu Zhantu's hand.

"That's fine. Anyway, the store has been quite quiet lately. Closing it for a day or two can save some money on electricity bills. Let me see where the zoo is."

As he said this, Wang Li turned his attention to the address marked under the ticket.

"Huh?" A puzzled look appeared on Wang Li's face: "Is there a zoo in this place?"

"Ah? No?" Kiryu Zhantu said confused.

Wang Li reacted. If Kiryu Zhantu remembers this, it wouldn't be called amnesia!

"I'm probably overthinking it. The last time I went here was a few years ago. It wouldn't be surprising if a new zoo opened in such a long time. I'll pack up my things first and let's go for a walk tomorrow. .”

"Great!"

Kiryu Zhantu clenched his fists in excitement. His amnesia was very serious. He had no memory of the animals in the world. Although he had seen a lot of animal-related information from the Internet during this period, he could watch it in real life. This is the first time.

It seems that amnesia is not entirely a bad thing. Many netizens on the Internet said that they wanted to erase their memories and play Zelda again. He couldn't understand it before, but now he can understand it.

As long as you have no memory, whatever you do will give you a sense of novelty in exploring the world!

It’s really exciting to see what kind of animals we will see on our trip to the zoo tomorrow!

Chapter 825 Please keep beating until you return to normal

The next day, the sun was shining brightly. Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu arrived at the address marked on the tickets early in the morning. A large park came into their sight. There were no fancy prefixes on the signboard of the park. There are only three very concise words: zoo.

"He actually opened a zoo." Wang Li looked surprised.

It’s not that I’m surprised, but I’m curious about how this zoo managed the demolition work around it. How much is the demolition fee for such a large zoo? There are also the decoration and maintenance fees in the park. It adds up to a lot of money. Let’s talk about expenses. Based on this calculation, can we really make our money back with just the tickets to the zoo?

From the perspective of a store manager who has been losing money all year round, Wang Li is very curious about this.

"Store manager, let's go."

Kiryu Zhantu's words made Wang Li come back to his senses. Why do you think so much about playing here? It's not his zoo anyway. It doesn't matter whether he makes a profit or a loss.

"Yes." Wang Li nodded and Kiryu Zhantu arrived at the entrance of the zoo.

Seeing someone coming, an employee wearing blue overalls came to Kiryu Zhantu and Wang Li.